Hey bros and broettes, I need some advice for my pal "pumphard". He is a 43 year old virgin who has never been touched by a woman except for that time a female cop escorted him off the playground. he has a slight weight problem he weighs 547 lbs and through rigorous dieting documented on getbig he's lost 2 lbs. He doesn't have much money he's on a strict income, all his money goes to rent at Sneaky Dee's and musclebear blowjobs. He'd like to trim up to fit into his suit for the middle school dance he is going to "chaperone" Here is a pic. Thanks in advance.