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Title: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Croatch on May 26, 2008, 11:38:47 PM
What gains would you make in this same body?
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OverweightREX_468x313.jpg)
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: The.Giant on May 27, 2008, 12:11:55 AM
What gains would you make in this same body?
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OverweightREX_468x313.jpg)

hahahahhahaa, look at the size of those fucking callipers!

I think she needs to hope on some insulin to really harden up that stomach, get a solid turtle shell effect.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: IFBBwannaB on May 27, 2008, 12:17:14 AM

Laughing at your girlfriend isn't nice  >:(
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: smaul on May 27, 2008, 01:30:55 AM
Laughing at your girlfriend isn't nice  >:(

No sex for him for six weeks.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Alex23 on May 27, 2008, 01:31:56 AM
The fat trailerman would jackoff to this.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Monster81 on May 27, 2008, 01:34:23 AM
all lard
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: IFBBwannaB on May 27, 2008, 02:15:11 AM
The fat trailerman would jackoff to this.

The irony  ;D
You would probably get the same comments from chicks about your photos  :-\
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Jeffro on May 27, 2008, 03:38:21 AM
That looks like it stinks  :-X
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Red Hook on May 27, 2008, 03:43:55 AM
What gains would you make in this same body?
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OverweightREX_468x313.jpg)

given some self control and discipline she could get lose that weight very easy.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Pet shop boys on May 27, 2008, 04:42:58 AM
given some self control and discipline she could get lose that weight very easy.

True.

She's just about average.... any American woman in underwear would look about that,if not worse.


WWOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Purple Aki on May 27, 2008, 04:46:05 AM
I've poked worse...much worse.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: dr.chimps on May 27, 2008, 04:52:27 AM
I've poked worse...much worse.
LOL. Is this a healing circle? Should I have brought my drum?  :D

/is that ariel 'the bulldozer' sharon in your avatar?
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Red Hook on May 27, 2008, 04:55:30 AM
True.

She's just about average.... any American woman in underwear would look about that,if not worse.


WWOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

low carb, ECA, target heart rate cardio 2 times per day and she could be in great shape 3-4 months
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Purple Aki on May 27, 2008, 04:56:51 AM
LOL. Is this a healing circle? Should I have brought my drum?  :D

/is that ariel 'the bulldozer' sharon in your avatar?

Thanks. I'm finding this quite cathartic.

Yep, it is good ol' Ariel.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: spinnis on May 27, 2008, 04:57:33 AM
I can tell just by looking at the photo she doesn´t have the willpower to do Shit.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 27, 2008, 05:01:38 AM
I can tell just by looking at the photo she doesn´t have the willpower to do Shit.

thats why you have drugs.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: dr.chimps on May 27, 2008, 05:05:50 AM
Thanks. I'm finding this quite cathartic.

Yep, it is good ol' Ariel.
I was just talking to a friend last week and we both were discussing how we thought he was still alive (as we couldn't remember a mention of his passing) and I (six pints in) remarked that I bet the coma diet had worked wonders and that he had probably nicely thinned out. Gallow's humour, indeed.  8)
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Red Hook on May 27, 2008, 05:16:58 AM
I can tell just by looking at the photo she doesn´t have the willpower to do Shit.

that woman is a personal trainer's wet dream

they will have her on the balance ball with one leg while doing curls with 2.5lbs DBs, followed by 20 variation of abs exercises for "spot reduction"

Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Marty Champions on May 27, 2008, 05:20:45 AM
people lack the will to research wtf they are eating

if grains are fed to cows to fatten them up then they should stop eating all those grains. a grain diet makes the cow fatter than any other diet
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2008, 05:25:28 AM
I'd start her walking fast, one hour in morning, one hour in night.

In a month, start diet adjustments.

In another month, join a gym
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 27, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
What gains would you make in this same body?
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OverweightREX_468x313.jpg)

Thats one weird shapped titty she is covering up.....
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Petrucci on May 27, 2008, 06:11:26 AM
I've poked worse...much worse.

i f*cked worse things and paid for it!  :'(
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Monster81 on May 27, 2008, 06:15:17 AM
i f*cked worse things and paid for it!  :'(

its ok, i still find her somewhat sexy, i bet her titts are round and full
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Lurker79 on May 27, 2008, 06:20:28 AM
Squadmother?
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Purple Aki on May 27, 2008, 06:25:34 AM
i f*cked worse things and paid for it!  :'(

I tip my hat to you, good sir!
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Croatch on May 27, 2008, 06:34:38 AM
What gains would you make in this same body?
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OverweightREX_468x313.jpg)
If I were in that body, I would lose 40lbs within a year...easily.
Start light, 30min workout, 15 min cardio after, 4x a week.  Begin a decent diet.
Step it up gradually every month or so.
Adding night cardio, then morning cardio months later, all while cutting back carbs...increase protein intake, switch up fat/carb meals.
I'd have big tits, toned ass, and small waist.  I'd fuck me. :-*
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: dr.chimps on May 27, 2008, 06:59:06 AM
If I were in that body, I would lose 40lbs within a year...easily.
Start light, 30min workout, 15 min cardio after, 4x a week.  Begin a decent diet.
Step it up gradually every month or so.
Adding night cardio, then morning cardio months later, all while cutting back carbs...increase protein intake, switch up fat/carb meals.
I'd have big tits, toned ass, and small waist.  I'd fuck me. :-*
;)
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Croatch on May 27, 2008, 11:34:29 AM
;)
I want to recreate that scene and youtube it.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 12:32:54 PM
I'd start her walking fast, one hour in morning, one hour in night.

In a month, start diet adjustments.

In another month, join a gym
all three at once  ;)
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 27, 2008, 12:43:04 PM
If she's sporting a set of 40 dd's I don't see what the problem is.

Oh that's right...this is Getbig and everyone bangs supermodels here.

Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 12:44:38 PM
If she's sporting a set of 40 dd's I don't see what the problem is.

Oh that's right...this is Getbig and everyone bangs supermodels here.


you would fuck a woman who has that body in that picture?

Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: IFBBwannaB on May 27, 2008, 12:47:25 PM
If she's sporting a set of 40 dd's I don't see what the problem is.

Oh that's right...this is Getbig and everyone bangs supermodels here.



Ok seriously man...I don't care if she got ZZ I wont touch her, I really don't want to imagine what you fucked if you only concern is if she got DD.

Furthermore, I used to be really into tits and played with plenty BIG BIG tits ....and too be honest it gets boring, I much rather have a girl with a tighter ass, waist, prettier face or knows how to fuck girl than just big tits.
You really don't do too much with them in the actual fucking anyway.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 27, 2008, 12:56:21 PM
Ok seriously man...I don't care if she got ZZ I wont touch her, I really don't want to imagine what you fucked if you only concern is if she got DD.

Furthermore, I used to be really into tits and played with plenty BIG BIG tits ....and too be honest it gets boring, I much rather have a girl with a tighter ass, waist, prettier face or knows how to fuck girl than just big tits.
You really don't do too much with them in the actual fucking anyway.

I have a top shelf woman myself but that is what an average American woman is built like. She's a little big for my taste and she doesn't have the big jugs to justify the extra weight. If she did she would be alright for the average dude.

Also age is a huge factor. if she's 25 that's way too big. If she's 45 that's what 85% of 'em look like.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: Tre on May 27, 2008, 01:18:05 PM

30 lbs overweight, my ass.

Try 50.
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: TechnoViking on May 27, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
Not only did you pwn squad a few years back via youtube but now your taking pictures of his chick...

Damn bro...You are an pwning machine...
Title: Re: You are a middle aged female, who is 30lbs overweight...
Post by: medz zeppelin on May 27, 2008, 01:41:11 PM
that woman is a personal trainer's wet dream

they will have her on the balance ball with one leg while doing curls with 2.5lbs DBs, followed by 20 variation of abs exercises for "spot reduction"


skinny fit girls are doing that in my gym for years with no fuckin gains either