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Title: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Army of One on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.

Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 23, 2008, 07:50:46 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



you have absolutly no fucking clue what you are talking about, you must be either really fucking stupid or gay and love Dane Cock.
All Cock is talking about is Relationships, Carlin talked about greater things, important things in general thinhs that mattered to more
than a few retarded girls.
Ever noticed that most of Cocks audience is female? Guess why ::)
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Purge_WTF on June 23, 2008, 07:52:36 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



 Are you high, or just stupid?
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on June 23, 2008, 07:53:14 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



NO.

Comparing Dane Cook to George Carlin is like comparing SPAM to BEEF WELLINGTON.

idiot......
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: The True Adonis on June 23, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
DB`s moronity knows no bounds.  Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 23, 2008, 07:55:43 AM
DB`s moronity knows no bounds.  Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.

hey TA welcome back :) Good to see that your view on some things haven't changed.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: mass 04 on June 23, 2008, 07:56:40 AM
This has to be a joke.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 23, 2008, 07:56:54 AM
neither were as funny as...


Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 23, 2008, 07:57:47 AM
neither were as funny as...




hillarious ::)
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Army of One on June 23, 2008, 07:57:50 AM
Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.

Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on June 23, 2008, 08:03:32 AM
Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.



What a pathetic attempt at starting an argument.  If you're being serious, which is doubtful, then your taste is very lame. You probably jerk off to "Employee of the Month" when it's on. You probably change the channel when Jessica Simpson is on, pillowbiter.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 23, 2008, 08:06:26 AM
hillarious ::)


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2256447624039462160&q=eddie+izzard&ei=cbtfSL2kEojkrQKRn5nRAQ
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: onlyme on June 23, 2008, 08:16:47 AM
Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook.  And Carlin is better than Cook. 
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: saucetradomous on June 23, 2008, 08:18:02 AM
Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Army of One on June 23, 2008, 08:18:10 AM
Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook.  And Carlin is better than Cook. 

Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 23, 2008, 08:20:51 AM
Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.

Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Army of One on June 23, 2008, 08:22:25 AM
Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...

Why would I start a thread dedicated to flaming Dane Cook?He is an inspiration.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: emn1964 on June 23, 2008, 09:08:24 AM
sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing.  you need to ad the  ::) to the original post.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 23, 2008, 09:38:45 AM
sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing.  you need to ad the  ::) to the original post.

with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: dr.chimps on June 23, 2008, 09:43:45 AM
with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
Pearls before swine?
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: funk51 on June 23, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
andrew dice clay=was great now sucks. george carlin=great now a c plus comedian. dane cook= overated and not very funny, pathetic really.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Tapeworm on June 23, 2008, 09:57:50 AM
This guy's opening 2 minutes is some of the funniest stuff around, and it just goes on from there.




8:44 of comedic carnage.  What not to do on stage.



It's not a meltdown, it's just Carlin.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: chainsaw on June 23, 2008, 10:02:34 AM
When someone dies,
you're not really supposed to
degrade them,

Pay tribute to the man today.
Not this bullshit.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: fathead on June 23, 2008, 10:04:10 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.




and Kenny Jones ia a better bodybuilder than Ronnie Coleman
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 23, 2008, 10:06:16 AM
i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Fury on June 23, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 23, 2008, 10:11:44 AM
he wasn't terrible in Mr Brooks, but if i ever have to sit through one of his "stand up specials" i'm going to shit a kitten.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Bast000 on June 23, 2008, 10:14:07 AM
Dane cook is lame as fuck.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: gordiano on June 23, 2008, 10:19:39 AM
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.

Thank you.

How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: dr.chimps on June 23, 2008, 10:26:42 AM
i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
Oh, I think most did, but why feed it, right?

 
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: CalvinH on June 23, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
Go put on a Pyror tape and then come back to us.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 23, 2008, 01:04:13 PM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



I don't find Dane Cook that funny , Carlin was an innovator , original and his career spanned 50 years , where will Dane Cook be in 50 years? I mean between Carlin & Cook , George was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dane was Greg Valentino no contest.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 23, 2008, 04:58:33 PM
Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.

russell peters needs new material gandu >:(
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 23, 2008, 05:00:24 PM
russell peters needs new material gandu >:(

Yeah, dude's worn out his shit

Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 23, 2008, 05:01:33 PM


Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death

agreed...but he is also known to send his people out to 100s of amateur comedy clubs and open nites to look (ie steal) material, which he changes just enough to stay legal  :-\
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Chick on June 23, 2008, 05:01:57 PM
To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 23, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....

agreed..


however at least in my opinion  mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...

internationally..u cant beat this...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg

although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ChinoXL on June 23, 2008, 05:32:29 PM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



kill yourself
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: philborg on June 23, 2008, 05:34:45 PM
dane cook is a girl who steals other comedians' material
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 23, 2008, 05:36:06 PM
agreed..


however at least in my opinion  mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...

internationally..u cant beat this...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg

although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online

carlin LOVED hedberg, by the way. he once saw mitch perform live and said "that blind guy was amazing", cracking on the fact that he has a tendency to stare at the floor for an entire performance.

izzard is fantastic, too. Dress to Kill on dvd is great, but the audio version is weak.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: TrapsMcLats on June 23, 2008, 06:03:54 PM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



wow, you're an idiot.  Dane cook just yells a lot.  George Carlin was brilliant.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: saucetradomous on June 23, 2008, 06:06:18 PM
russell peters needs new material gandu >:(

This much is true
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: onlyme on June 23, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.

The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen

Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time.  somethign like that I heard
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Croatch on June 23, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen

Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time.  somethign like that I heard
Another very overrated one.  Jessica Simpson looks great in the above shot, but she's a lot of make up.  Her jugs sag a bit too and for me, not that big.  A few episodes of the Newlyweds though, she looked killer in a bathing suit feeding the dolphins.  Must have been a nice fit on honeymoon night, now, just another Hollywood slut. ;)
You know her dad's been slamming her since 13, after his church sermons..haha, BA BANG! ;D
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: sgt. d on June 23, 2008, 08:23:45 PM
sorry I dont find any of the white comedians to be funny
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: gordiano on June 23, 2008, 08:25:40 PM
The things I'd do to her......


But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=220649.0;attach=258616;image)
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Croatch on June 23, 2008, 08:29:03 PM
The things I'd do to her......


But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=220649.0;attach=258616;image)
Get it up again, then plug her ass.
Hope this helps. ;)
Yeah, she's not as dumb as she leads on.  It's more of an act, playing up the dumb blonde image.  I wish I could freeze her at 16 and nail it again and again. ;D  She's well past her prime and loose as mother goose these days.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: arce377 on June 23, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: gordiano on June 23, 2008, 08:45:32 PM
Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.

.......
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: TechnoViking on June 23, 2008, 10:18:33 PM
Thank you.

How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.

I'll answer that...He built up a following from the college scene and now has a bunch of mindless turds bow down to every stupid thing that comes out of his pie hole...DAne Cook has ripped off more jokes then Carlos Menstealia...

Lucky for Dane he was able to do this acting thing...Or he would have been Andrew Dice Clay in less then 5 years...
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: candidizzle on June 23, 2008, 10:21:15 PM
sorry I dont find any of the white comedians to be funny
sarah silverman is hilarious
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Croatch on June 23, 2008, 11:26:42 PM

 ;D
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Army of One on June 24, 2008, 05:38:29 AM
On a serious note, I looked up Dane Cook after the original Carlin thread, Id seen him in movies before but never his standup.I watched 2 10 minute youtube clips and didnt laugh once, I wondered why the audience was laughing as I couldnt see anything funny.Is this guy really the biggest thing in American comedy at the moment?Is it some fratboy thing where someone decided he was cool so the rest of the sheep followed?
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Stark on June 24, 2008, 06:02:53 AM
On a serious note, I looked up Dane Cook after the original Carlin thread, Id seen him in movies before but never his standup.I watched 2 10 minute youtube clips and didnt laugh once, I wondered why the audience was laughing as I couldnt see anything funny.Is this guy really the biggest thing in American comedy at the moment?Is it some fratboy thing where someone decided he was cool so the rest of the sheep followed?

like i said half of the audience are females who all go like: Uhhh he's so cute, and it's so truuuuu what he says...
Dane Cook is the kinda guy that would love Sex and the City
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 24, 2008, 07:17:52 AM
carlin LOVED hedberg, by the way. he once saw mitch perform live and said "that blind guy was amazing", cracking on the fact that he has a tendency to stare at the floor for an entire performance.

izzard is fantastic, too. Dress to Kill on dvd is great, but the audio version is weak.

i happen to like comedians that can be funny without being crass...

being crass n funny is easy
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: dr.chimps on June 24, 2008, 07:19:26 AM
sarah silverman is hilarious
Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: Tapeworm on June 24, 2008, 10:18:22 AM
Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.


It's all part of The Candi Identity.




I like her because she's not afraid to wear eyebrows that indicate serious bush.  "This shit makes Cambodia look like Kansas."
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: fathead on June 24, 2008, 10:59:57 AM
Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.

how the fuck is she a "shock jock"     she isn't a fucken radio host    shes a comedian
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: dr.chimps on June 24, 2008, 11:19:39 AM
how the fuck is she a "shock jock"     she isn't a fucken radio host    shes a comedian
Relax my cranially-engorged friend. She just goes around screaming 'vagina' and 'fuck' a lot to create a reaction is what I mean. Take that schtick away and there really isn't anything left.
 
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: wavelength on June 24, 2008, 11:47:05 AM
Still you have to admire the degree of brainwash Dane had to go through to actually believe his pathetic act is anywhere near funny. It's like a sociological experiment, only that for some reason there actually are people who think he's funny.
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 24, 2008, 11:53:24 AM
Tracy Morgan is 50 times funnier than Dane Cook !
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: McFarland on June 24, 2008, 12:02:06 PM
Still you have to admire the degree of brainwash Dane had to go through to actually believe his pathetic act is anywhere near funny. It's like a sociological experiment, only that for some reason there actually are people who think he's funny.

I agree, I think the whole thing's a mindfuck because he is NOT funny.  Cook's just really animated and it seems like what he's saying would be funny because he has everything but the actual humor down pat. 
Title: Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
Post by: wavelength on June 24, 2008, 12:12:26 PM
I agree, I think the whole thing's a mindfuck because he is NOT funny.  Cook's just really animated and it seems like what he's saying would be funny because he has everything but the actual humor down pat. 

The problem is, you just can't fake funny. The harder you try, the more pathetic you look. And Dane is trying very hard. The part I don't get is why there are people who are actually willing to pay for this embarrassing act.