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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
you have absolutly no fucking clue what you are talking about, you must be either really fucking stupid or gay and love Dane Cock.
All Cock is talking about is Relationships, Carlin talked about greater things, important things in general thinhs that mattered to more
than a few retarded girls.
Ever noticed that most of Cocks audience is female? Guess why ::)
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
Are you high, or just stupid?
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
NO.
Comparing Dane Cook to George Carlin is like comparing SPAM to BEEF WELLINGTON.
idiot......
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DB`s moronity knows no bounds. Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.
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DB`s moronity knows no bounds. Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.
hey TA welcome back :) Good to see that your view on some things haven't changed.
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This has to be a joke.
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neither were as funny as...
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neither were as funny as...
hillarious ::)
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Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.
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Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.
What a pathetic attempt at starting an argument. If you're being serious, which is doubtful, then your taste is very lame. You probably jerk off to "Employee of the Month" when it's on. You probably change the channel when Jessica Simpson is on, pillowbiter.
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hillarious ::)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2256447624039462160&q=eddie+izzard&ei=cbtfSL2kEojkrQKRn5nRAQ
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Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook. And Carlin is better than Cook.
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Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.
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Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook. And Carlin is better than Cook.
Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.
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Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.
Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...
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Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...
Why would I start a thread dedicated to flaming Dane Cook?He is an inspiration.
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sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing. you need to ad the ::) to the original post.
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sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing. you need to ad the ::) to the original post.
with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
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with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
Pearls before swine?
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andrew dice clay=was great now sucks. george carlin=great now a c plus comedian. dane cook= overated and not very funny, pathetic really.
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This guy's opening 2 minutes is some of the funniest stuff around, and it just goes on from there.
8:44 of comedic carnage. What not to do on stage.
It's not a meltdown, it's just Carlin.
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When someone dies,
you're not really supposed to
degrade them,
Pay tribute to the man today.
Not this bullshit.
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
and Kenny Jones ia a better bodybuilder than Ronnie Coleman
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i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
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I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.
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he wasn't terrible in Mr Brooks, but if i ever have to sit through one of his "stand up specials" i'm going to shit a kitten.
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Dane cook is lame as fuck.
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I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.
Thank you.
How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.
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i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
Oh, I think most did, but why feed it, right?
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Go put on a Pyror tape and then come back to us.
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
I don't find Dane Cook that funny , Carlin was an innovator , original and his career spanned 50 years , where will Dane Cook be in 50 years? I mean between Carlin & Cook , George was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dane was Greg Valentino no contest.
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Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.
russell peters needs new material gandu >:(
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russell peters needs new material gandu >:(
Yeah, dude's worn out his shit
Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death
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Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death
agreed...but he is also known to send his people out to 100s of amateur comedy clubs and open nites to look (ie steal) material, which he changes just enough to stay legal :-\
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To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....
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To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....
agreed..
however at least in my opinion mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...
internationally..u cant beat this...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg
although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
kill yourself
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dane cook is a girl who steals other comedians' material
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agreed..
however at least in my opinion mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...
internationally..u cant beat this...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg
although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online
carlin LOVED hedberg, by the way. he once saw mitch perform live and said "that blind guy was amazing", cracking on the fact that he has a tendency to stare at the floor for an entire performance.
izzard is fantastic, too. Dress to Kill on dvd is great, but the audio version is weak.
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Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.
wow, you're an idiot. Dane cook just yells a lot. George Carlin was brilliant.
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russell peters needs new material gandu >:(
This much is true
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I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.
The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen
Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time. somethign like that I heard
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The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen
Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time. somethign like that I heard
Another very overrated one. Jessica Simpson looks great in the above shot, but she's a lot of make up. Her jugs sag a bit too and for me, not that big. A few episodes of the Newlyweds though, she looked killer in a bathing suit feeding the dolphins. Must have been a nice fit on honeymoon night, now, just another Hollywood slut. ;)
You know her dad's been slamming her since 13, after his church sermons..haha, BA BANG! ;D
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sorry I dont find any of the white comedians to be funny
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The things I'd do to her......
But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=220649.0;attach=258616;image)
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The things I'd do to her......
But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=220649.0;attach=258616;image)
Get it up again, then plug her ass.
Hope this helps. ;)
Yeah, she's not as dumb as she leads on. It's more of an act, playing up the dumb blonde image. I wish I could freeze her at 16 and nail it again and again. ;D She's well past her prime and loose as mother goose these days.
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Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.
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Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.
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Thank you.
How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.
I'll answer that...He built up a following from the college scene and now has a bunch of mindless turds bow down to every stupid thing that comes out of his pie hole...DAne Cook has ripped off more jokes then Carlos Menstealia...
Lucky for Dane he was able to do this acting thing...Or he would have been Andrew Dice Clay in less then 5 years...
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sorry I dont find any of the white comedians to be funny
sarah silverman is hilarious
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;D
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On a serious note, I looked up Dane Cook after the original Carlin thread, Id seen him in movies before but never his standup.I watched 2 10 minute youtube clips and didnt laugh once, I wondered why the audience was laughing as I couldnt see anything funny.Is this guy really the biggest thing in American comedy at the moment?Is it some fratboy thing where someone decided he was cool so the rest of the sheep followed?
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On a serious note, I looked up Dane Cook after the original Carlin thread, Id seen him in movies before but never his standup.I watched 2 10 minute youtube clips and didnt laugh once, I wondered why the audience was laughing as I couldnt see anything funny.Is this guy really the biggest thing in American comedy at the moment?Is it some fratboy thing where someone decided he was cool so the rest of the sheep followed?
like i said half of the audience are females who all go like: Uhhh he's so cute, and it's so truuuuu what he says...
Dane Cook is the kinda guy that would love Sex and the City
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carlin LOVED hedberg, by the way. he once saw mitch perform live and said "that blind guy was amazing", cracking on the fact that he has a tendency to stare at the floor for an entire performance.
izzard is fantastic, too. Dress to Kill on dvd is great, but the audio version is weak.
i happen to like comedians that can be funny without being crass...
being crass n funny is easy
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sarah silverman is hilarious
Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.
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Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.
It's all part of The Candi Identity.
I like her because she's not afraid to wear eyebrows that indicate serious bush. "This shit makes Cambodia look like Kansas."
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Uh, no, she's not. She's just a female shock jock.
how the fuck is she a "shock jock" she isn't a fucken radio host shes a comedian
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how the fuck is she a "shock jock" she isn't a fucken radio host shes a comedian
Relax my cranially-engorged friend. She just goes around screaming 'vagina' and 'fuck' a lot to create a reaction is what I mean. Take that schtick away and there really isn't anything left.
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Still you have to admire the degree of brainwash Dane had to go through to actually believe his pathetic act is anywhere near funny. It's like a sociological experiment, only that for some reason there actually are people who think he's funny.
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Tracy Morgan is 50 times funnier than Dane Cook !
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Still you have to admire the degree of brainwash Dane had to go through to actually believe his pathetic act is anywhere near funny. It's like a sociological experiment, only that for some reason there actually are people who think he's funny.
I agree, I think the whole thing's a mindfuck because he is NOT funny. Cook's just really animated and it seems like what he's saying would be funny because he has everything but the actual humor down pat.
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I agree, I think the whole thing's a mindfuck because he is NOT funny. Cook's just really animated and it seems like what he's saying would be funny because he has everything but the actual humor down pat.
The problem is, you just can't fake funny. The harder you try, the more pathetic you look. And Dane is trying very hard. The part I don't get is why there are people who are actually willing to pay for this embarrassing act.