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Army of One

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George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« on: June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM »
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.

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Stark

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 07:50:46 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



you have absolutly no fucking clue what you are talking about, you must be either really fucking stupid or gay and love Dane Cock.
All Cock is talking about is Relationships, Carlin talked about greater things, important things in general thinhs that mattered to more
than a few retarded girls.
Ever noticed that most of Cocks audience is female? Guess why ::)
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 07:52:36 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



 Are you high, or just stupid?
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 07:53:14 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



NO.

Comparing Dane Cook to George Carlin is like comparing SPAM to BEEF WELLINGTON.

idiot......
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 07:54:45 AM »
DB`s moronity knows no bounds.  Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.
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Stark

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 07:55:43 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on June 23, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
DB`s moronity knows no bounds.  Clearly he is just another mindless and dumb American.

hey TA welcome back :) Good to see that your view on some things haven't changed.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 07:56:40 AM »
This has to be a joke.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 07:56:54 AM »
neither were as funny as...


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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 07:57:47 AM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 23, 2008, 07:56:54 AM
neither were as funny as...




hillarious ::)
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Army of One

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 07:57:50 AM »
Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 08:03:32 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:57:50 AM
Cook is funnier than Pryor,Hicks,Murphy and Chapelle all rolled in to one, his Epic talents are almost superhuman, check out this "hilarious" act called "brain ninjas".I think his Bi's maybe pushing 13.5 inches in this clip too.



What a pathetic attempt at starting an argument.  If you're being serious, which is doubtful, then your taste is very lame. You probably jerk off to "Employee of the Month" when it's on. You probably change the channel when Jessica Simpson is on, pillowbiter.
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ToxicAvenger

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 08:06:26 AM »
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 08:16:47 AM »
Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook.  And Carlin is better than Cook. 
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 08:18:02 AM »
Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.
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Army of One

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 08:18:10 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on June 23, 2008, 08:16:47 AM
Lisa Lapenilli is better than both Carlin and Cook.  And Carlin is better than Cook. 

Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2008, 08:20:51 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 08:18:10 AM
Carlin didnt have Cook's looks and physique.Its clear from the clips Dane paid his dues with the iron.

Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 08:22:25 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 23, 2008, 08:20:51 AM
Look we all can see that you are trying to make this look like you were never real serious and this
was all an attempt to make it sound ironic, but it aint working...

Why would I start a thread dedicated to flaming Dane Cook?He is an inspiration.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2008, 09:08:24 AM »
sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing.  you need to ad the  ::) to the original post.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2008, 09:38:45 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on June 23, 2008, 09:08:24 AM
sarcasm doesn't always translate into writing.  you need to ad the  ::) to the original post.

with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2008, 09:43:45 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 23, 2008, 09:38:45 AM
with that dude it's pearls for the pigs... seriously... dumber than a second coat of paint and more boring than watching flies fuck - George Carlin
Pearls before swine?
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 09:57:01 AM »
andrew dice clay=was great now sucks. george carlin=great now a c plus comedian. dane cook= overated and not very funny, pathetic really.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 09:57:50 AM »
This guy's opening 2 minutes is some of the funniest stuff around, and it just goes on from there.




8:44 of comedic carnage.  What not to do on stage.



It's not a meltdown, it's just Carlin.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 10:02:34 AM »
When someone dies,
you're not really supposed to
degrade them,

Pay tribute to the man today.
Not this bullshit.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 10:04:10 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.




and Kenny Jones ia a better bodybuilder than Ronnie Coleman
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 10:06:16 AM »
i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
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