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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2008, 10:09:48 AM »
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 10:11:44 AM »
he wasn't terrible in Mr Brooks, but if i ever have to sit through one of his "stand up specials" i'm going to shit a kitten.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 10:14:07 AM »
Dane cook is lame as fuck.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2008, 10:19:39 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 23, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.

Thank you.

How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2008, 10:26:42 AM »
Quote from: MisterMagoo on June 23, 2008, 10:06:16 AM
i cannot believe no one figured out that this thread was just a piss-poor attempt at trolling.
Oh, I think most did, but why feed it, right?

 
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2008, 10:27:16 AM »
Go put on a Pyror tape and then come back to us.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2008, 01:04:13 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



I don't find Dane Cook that funny , Carlin was an innovator , original and his career spanned 50 years , where will Dane Cook be in 50 years? I mean between Carlin & Cook , George was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dane was Greg Valentino no contest.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2008, 04:58:33 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on June 23, 2008, 08:18:02 AM
Dane is shit, check out Russel Peters.

russell peters needs new material gandu >:(
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2008, 05:00:24 PM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 23, 2008, 04:58:33 PM
russell peters needs new material gandu >:(

Yeah, dude's worn out his shit

Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on June 23, 2008, 05:00:24 PM


Carlos Mencia is funnier and finds new ways to make fun of race which is a topic that has been beat to death

agreed...but he is also known to send his people out to 100s of amateur comedy clubs and open nites to look (ie steal) material, which he changes just enough to stay legal  :-\
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2008, 05:01:57 PM »
To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2008, 05:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Chick on June 23, 2008, 05:01:57 PM
To even mention Dane Cook in the same sentence as George Carlin is proof positive that the topic is retarded....

agreed..


however at least in my opinion  mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...

internationally..u cant beat this...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg

although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2008, 05:32:29 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



kill yourself
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2008, 05:34:45 PM »
dane cook is a girl who steals other comedians' material
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2008, 05:36:06 PM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 23, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
agreed..


however at least in my opinion  mitch hedberg ws a better american comic...

internationally..u cant beat this...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2426875888982457266&q=eddie+izzard&ei=lzlgSK3kAoTErwLT3cDhDg

although his dressed to kill vid is better but not online

carlin LOVED hedberg, by the way. he once saw mitch perform live and said "that blind guy was amazing", cracking on the fact that he has a tendency to stare at the floor for an entire performance.

izzard is fantastic, too. Dress to Kill on dvd is great, but the audio version is weak.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2008, 06:03:54 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 23, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Dane is like the evolution of stand up, his movements and range of voices, and views on everyday situations make him a better comedian.



wow, you're an idiot.  Dane cook just yells a lot.  George Carlin was brilliant.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2008, 06:06:18 PM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 23, 2008, 04:58:33 PM
russell peters needs new material gandu >:(

This much is true
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2008, 06:09:11 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 23, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
I actually sat through 20 minutes of Employee of the Month on Starz the other day, after I had already seen the whole thing. On top of not being funny, Cook can't act for shit either.

The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen

Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time.  somethign like that I heard
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2008, 07:12:30 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on June 23, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
The only reason that movie was worth watching was only when Jessica was on the screen

Can you believe he has the highest selling comedy DVD of all time.  somethign like that I heard
Another very overrated one.  Jessica Simpson looks great in the above shot, but she's a lot of make up.  Her jugs sag a bit too and for me, not that big.  A few episodes of the Newlyweds though, she looked killer in a bathing suit feeding the dolphins.  Must have been a nice fit on honeymoon night, now, just another Hollywood slut. ;)
You know her dad's been slamming her since 13, after his church sermons..haha, BA BANG! ;D
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2008, 08:23:45 PM »
sorry I dont find any of the white comedians to be funny
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2008, 08:25:40 PM »
The things I'd do to her......


But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2008, 08:29:03 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on June 23, 2008, 08:25:40 PM
The things I'd do to her......


But I gotta ask....what do you do about the awkwardness that kicks in after you've jizzed, and roll over and realize you've got nothing in common with that airhead?


Get it up again, then plug her ass.
Hope this helps. ;)
Yeah, she's not as dumb as she leads on.  It's more of an act, playing up the dumb blonde image.  I wish I could freeze her at 16 and nail it again and again. ;D  She's well past her prime and loose as mother goose these days.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2008, 08:41:23 PM »
Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.
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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2008, 08:45:32 PM »
Quote from: arce377 on June 23, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
Dane is a FAG. George was a Comic GOD.

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Re: George Carlin was not as funny as Dane Cook
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2008, 10:18:33 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on June 23, 2008, 10:19:39 AM
Thank you.

How the fuck that idiot gets movie roles, is beyond me.

I'll answer that...He built up a following from the college scene and now has a bunch of mindless turds bow down to every stupid thing that comes out of his pie hole...DAne Cook has ripped off more jokes then Carlos Menstealia...

Lucky for Dane he was able to do this acting thing...Or he would have been Andrew Dice Clay in less then 5 years...
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