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Title: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 08:21:43 AM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

What is really pissing me off is the attitude of some people that say shit like "It's just kids being kids"  Fuck that.  These kids cost me a few hundred for hiring some power washers to come and clean my place.

I saw the local sheriff last night when I was walking down the street at dusk with a baseball bat in my hands.  We spoke about this and he said he's had complaints from other people about skateboarders.  I told him how pissed off I was and he pretty much shrugged and gave me the same bullshit line "That it's kids just being kids".

My main concern is that if I do catch these kids that I'll go a little too crazy and really fuck them up.  Remember that scene from American History X where he made the guy bite the curb and then stomped on his head?  That's what I want to do to them.

I don't know where these shits live but I want to find out and have their parents pay me back the money I spent.  Chances are the parents are useless and won't do a thing to discipline their kids. 

The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?  I can't let these fuckers get away with it, but I also don't need to go to jail for this.

The anger in me has been getting worst and worst and I'm pretty much ready to snap one of these little bastards head off. 

Somehow I'm just supposed to let this slide but I can't
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 08:23:06 AM
meltdown

ps. i'd love to throw eggs at your house even though i dont skate  :D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 08:23:51 AM
meltdown

ps. i'd love to throw eggs at your house even though i dont skate  :D

What would you do if this happened to you?  Would you just laugh it off and turn away?  IF so then your a big pussy.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
What would you do if this happened to you?  Would you just laugh it off and turn away?  IF so then your a big pussy.

i would shout "you owe me some bacon" like arnold did when he was egged

Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 25, 2008, 08:26:45 AM
What would you do if this happened to you?  Would you just laugh it off and turn away?  IF so then your a big pussy.

do the same as they did to you.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 08:27:15 AM
do the same as they did to you.

I don't know where they live and looking to find out.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 08:27:20 AM
do the same as they did to you.

whatabout turning the other cheek ?
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Cap on June 25, 2008, 08:27:45 AM
So egg them back "THEM" being the operative word.  If you don't do that then if you know a certain area they "grind", grease that shit up real good so they slip and break something.  The areas will probably be easy to spot.  On curbs they usually wax where they grind. 
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Brutal_1 on June 25, 2008, 08:28:45 AM
What would you do if this happened to you?  Would you just laugh it off and turn away?  IF so then your a big pussy.

well, based on all the things i've done "just being a kid", I'm sure I've got it coming  :-\
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2008, 08:28:45 AM
If you find out who the kids are, file a formal complaint with the police and press charges.  They would be charged with criminal mischief or vandalism, and the judge would most likely order their parents to pay restitution to you for your costs and time, along with sentencing the kids to community service hours and possibly a fine. 

The Sheriff you talked to is just being a lazy ass and doesn't want to investigate, but if you know who the kids are, he can't stop you from pressing charges. 

You could also file a civil suit against the parents if you wanted to.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 25, 2008, 08:30:32 AM
mon_of_steele,

Lay low and be quiet about it.  Learn everything you can about them.  They'll be hanging around in 2 weeks like nothign happened, so you identify then when you see them.  Hide.  Follow them home.  Get their addresses.

Post their addresses here.   We'll get their parents' names, job location, etc.   Snap a few cell phone pics of the kdis too.  Then set us loose on it.  Imagine how mortificied their parents will be when photochops of their a-hole kids start arriving in their co-workers E-mailboxes.

Getbig is all about justice.  You have been done a great injustice.  You just snap some pics and get their addresses, and let the wonderful people here help you repay them.  When little johnny comes home from egging to an ass-whooping from a mortified dad, you'll have your payback.  Heck, that's just one idea... I'm sure there are many more.

Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: anvil on June 25, 2008, 08:30:48 AM
Mon I think you should shoot them full of holes like that fat kid in your avatar  ;D


Recipe for revenge:

1.  Hunt the bastard twinks down
2.  Kill them however you see fit.
3.  Stuff them in a car trunk (cut them up so they'll fit properly)
4.  Drive car into the desert.
5.  Set car on fire.

I've given this advice to a nice couple in Nevada, I'm pretty sure they made a clean getaway
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 08:31:06 AM
If you find out who the kids are, file a formal complaint with the police and press charges.  They would be charged with criminal mischief or vandalism, and the judge would most likely order their parents to pay restitution to you for your costs and time, along with sentencing the kids to community service hours and possibly a fine. 

The Sheriff you talked to is just being a lazy ass and doesn't want to investigate, but if you know who the kids are, he can't stop you from pressing charges. 

You could also file a civil suit against the parents if you wanted to.

 ::)

Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 25, 2008, 08:31:18 AM
I don't know where they live and looking to find out.

do some detective work and find out. and launch a counter attack.

but give em 2x what they did to you.

provoke em to attack your house again....install a camera and videotape the pigs if they try to do it again.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 08:31:43 AM
do some detective work and find out. and launch a counter attack.

but give em 2x what they did to you.

provoke em to attack your house again....install a camera and videotape the pigs if they try to do it again.

 ::)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 08:33:12 AM
If you find out who the kids are, file a formal complaint with the police and press charges.  They would be charged with criminal mischief or vandalism, and the judge would most likely order their parents to pay restitution to you for your costs and time, along with sentencing the kids to community service hours and possibly a fine. 

The Sheriff you talked to is just being a lazy ass and doesn't want to investigate, but if you know who the kids are, he can't stop you from pressing charges. 

You could also file a civil suit against the parents if you wanted to.
Oh, for fuk's sake. Egging a house is part of growing up. Just up and clean your house and don't make a big deal of it. If you do, you'll just become the neighbourhood target.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Cap on June 25, 2008, 08:35:32 AM
Oh, for fuk's sake. Egging a house is part of growing up. Just up and clean your house and don't make a big deal of it. If you do, you'll just become the neighbourhood target.
Yeah until you have to shell out money for paint.

Another thing that REALLY pisses people off....flaming bags of shit on their porch.  You might want to try that.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 25, 2008, 08:35:51 AM
Oh, for fuk's sake. Egging a house is part of growing up. Just up and clean your house and don't make a big deal of it. If you do, you'll just become the neighbourhood target.

goatboy sounds like he is 78 years old.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 08:38:30 AM
Yeah until you have to shell out money for paint.

Another thing that REALLY pisses people off....flaming bags of shit on their porch.  You might want to try that.
Reread my post.  :D

/and get off my lawn!
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: chainsaw on June 25, 2008, 08:40:33 AM
The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? 

If it happens again, you have to say that you or you're wife were close by out of view, and an egg hit her in the face almost blinding her.  That is assault.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 08:42:55 AM
mon_of_steele,

Lay low and be quiet about it.  Learn everything you can about them.  They'll be hanging around in 2 weeks like nothign happened, so you identify then when you see them.  Hide.  Follow them home.  Get their addresses.

Post their addresses here.   We'll get their parents' names, job location, etc.   Snap a few cell phone pics of the kdis too.  Then set us loose on it.  Imagine how mortificied their parents will be when photochops of their a-hole kids start arriving in their co-workers E-mailboxes.

Getbig is all about justice.  You have been done a great injustice.  You just snap some pics and get their addresses, and let the wonderful people here help you repay them.  When little johnny comes home from egging to an ass-whooping from a mortified dad, you'll have your payback.  Heck, that's just one idea... I'm sure there are many more.



I'm going to take pics for sure.  I want to humiliate these kids and their families.  But parents these days are such lazy assholes that don't give a shit about their kids.  That's why today's generation are  a bunch of asswipes.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 08:43:54 AM
The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

If it happens again, you have to say that you or you're wife were close by out of view, and an egg hit her in the face almost blinding her.  That is assault.
Well, ya gotta get perspective, here. These are kids and you are the adult. You give them a pass for all the shit you did when you were their age. You know, the stuff you should have served time for.... ;)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2008, 08:44:05 AM
goatboy sounds like he is 78 years old.


mon of steel asked a question, I answered it.

Truthfully, I would prefer to handle a situation like this the way it used to be done until all the bullshit PC laws came about...  smack the kid around a bit if you can catch him.  It used to be as long as you didn't overdo it and cause injury, people wouln't say shit because you were justified and the kid needed to be taught a lesson.  These days, you'll be arrested if you try that, so filing charges is all that's left.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 08:45:14 AM
The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? 

If it happens again, you have to say that you or you're wife were close by out of view, and an egg hit her in the face almost blinding her.  That is assault.

That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Stark on June 25, 2008, 08:45:27 AM
Couple of weeks some gays had a party in the building complex we have our apartment, comming 04:00 a clock they were still partying hard standing outside shouting.
threw some eggs at them, sorted.

Btw: it was after the gaypride parade, and i'm sorry if i sound like a prick but i was so fucking tired and so angry.
i say go for it when you see them don't hurt them but throw some eggs at them too, it's liberating.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: JediKnight on June 25, 2008, 08:46:03 AM
That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.


You could file numerous civil lawsuits against the parents of the kids.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 08:46:44 AM
That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself. 
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.
Unleash it!
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 25, 2008, 08:47:57 AM
That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

strike back. never let the anger consume you. you have to let it out, you will feel alot better. find out where they live and strike back.

provoke em, videotape them and then bleed their parents wallets.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 25, 2008, 08:48:20 AM
Go the lawsuit way once you have sufficient evidence, and make the parents pay.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 25, 2008, 08:50:29 AM
I'm going to take pics for sure.  I want to humiliate these kids and their families.  But parents these days are such lazy assholes that don't give a shit about their kids.  That's why today's generation are  a bunch of asswipes.

That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups.  
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on June 25, 2008, 08:51:58 AM
That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups.  

your the passive aggressive kind ehh?
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 08:53:03 AM
That's why you need their addresses.  If you can get their address, you have their name.  From there, you find dad's myspace page and see who she's flirting with.  From there, you see if mom's been arrested 3 years ago for painkiller addiction.  From there you see embarassing stuff about the parents.    And you see their co-workers.  You use your anonymity to legally embarass the shit out of the parents.  They'll feel pissed and frustrated, and beat/neglect the kids, which will make you feel better.

Plus, it's their fault their kids are fvckups. 
LOL. Pricking pretensions with every post.  :)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: chainsaw on June 25, 2008, 08:54:06 AM
That's what the sheriff told me. If it happens again call the phone number if they break a window call 911.  I guess if a window doesn't break then it's not an emergency?  So if there ever is a next time I'll break a window myself.  
Talking about this makes my blood boil.  These little shit bags have no idea wha they fucked with.

I fully understand where you are coming from.
You feel violated, I've been through that.
I own a business, and I hired some kids from my apt complex.
They quit, and tried to collect unemployement, and I told them that I didn't fire them
that they quit.

My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Method101 on June 25, 2008, 08:57:47 AM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you deserve it prick.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: CalvinH on June 25, 2008, 08:59:08 AM
It's obvious,your only solution is to find out who they are then kill them! >:(,kill them all.then kill their parents.the last thing you want is for them is to procreate and have vengeful egg throwing babies! :o



if you don't kill them immediately you and your house will be the joke of the neighborhood.
imagine the conversation with the kids in your neighboorhood.

"Hey I'm bored,whatta do you guys wanna do tonight ???"
"yeah I'm bored to,there's nuthin to do"
"hey I know,lets go egg mos's house again.he won't do shit about it."
"great idea,lets go"
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 09:00:02 AM
I fully understand where you are coming from.
You feel violated, I've been through that.
I own a business, and I hired some kids from my apt complex.
They quit, and tried to collect unemployement, and I told them that I didn't fire them
that they quit.

My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.
Fark! Well, arson is a far cry from an egging. I'd be on the phone to Steven Seagal.  >:(
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 25, 2008, 09:00:59 AM


My apt was burned down a couple weeks later.


What did you do when this occured? ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 09:01:07 AM
Couple of weeks some gays had a party in the building complex we have our apartment, comming 04:00 a clock they were still partying hard standing outside shouting.
threw some eggs at them, sorted.

Btw: it was after the gaypride parade, and i'm sorry if i sound like a prick but i was so fucking tired and so angry.
i say go for it when you see them don't hurt them but throw some eggs at them too, it's liberating.

thanks for pointing out they were gay. very relevant!  ::)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 09:05:13 AM
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: @Brandon on June 25, 2008, 09:06:24 AM
Fill up the bathtub with water.
Grab one of them when the others look the other way.
Don't let the others see or hear you.

Drag him inside hold his head under water
about 40sec-1min.
Tell him he is about to die.
Repeat 10-30 times.

Smear egg on you, on him, on your sofa.

Call 911 tell them you were about to take a bath and heard some noise from the living room.
then you saw the kid egging your sofa.
You chased him into the bathroom and he fell into the water.

Keep complaining about your sofa.
When the cops asks you about the kids version of what happened
just say : kids make things up you know, they are just being kids,

and continue to complain about the sofa.
He will never mess with you again.

Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: BlueDevil on June 25, 2008, 09:07:26 AM

bastards :(

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Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 09:07:38 AM
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: spinnis on June 25, 2008, 09:08:30 AM
you crush every damn window on their parents cars..
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: spinnis on June 25, 2008, 09:12:44 AM
Couple of weeks some gays had a party in the building complex we have our apartment, comming 04:00 a clock they were still partying hard standing outside shouting.
threw some eggs at them, sorted.

Btw: it was after the gaypride parade, and i'm sorry if i sound like a prick but i was so fucking tired and so angry.
i say go for it when you see them don't hurt them but throw some eggs at them too, it's liberating.

WOW YOU FOCKING HOOLIGAN I HOPE THOSE EGGS HURT!!!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Stark on June 25, 2008, 09:18:30 AM
thanks for pointing out they were gay. very relevant!  ::)

hahah there is obvious prove now that you are checking what I write :D
I'm in your head biatch :D

And yes at that particular time It was important that they were gay, the fucking guy on the balcony with a fag lisp deserved to be shot.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Mars on June 25, 2008, 09:20:04 AM
i eat more chicken than a man ever seen.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Overload on June 25, 2008, 09:33:38 AM
In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover. ;D

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

8)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 25, 2008, 09:36:31 AM
In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover. ;D

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

8)


It this is true, then great work.

Sugar on the gas tank also works if the gas tank does not need a key to be opened.

A safety hammer towards all windows = also great, but it does make a little bit of noise.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: flagadajones on June 25, 2008, 09:36:49 AM
assault them with friends, if you do anything alone they won't be scared, you need to brings people with you or they won't understand.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 09:38:45 AM
In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover. ;D

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

8)
A+ Head of the class, Mr. Overload.  :)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2008, 09:39:21 AM
In high school some kids spray painted my truck, along with many others. i found out who did it and followed them to their home.

late one night, i slid under their trucks, drained all the engine oil into a pan, replaced the drain plug "losely" and went about my day...

Replacing an engine isn't cheap, specially in your rich dad's Land rover. ;D

Or just hire some gangbangers to fuck them up...

8)


How would that work?  The "oil pressure" light would come on immediately.  They wouldn't blow an engine unless they were dumbasses and kept on driving.  ::)

I like the "paying gangbangers to fuck them up" idea better.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 25, 2008, 09:40:11 AM
assault them with friends, if you do anything alone they won't be scared, you need to brings people with you or they won't understand.


Why risk exposing your identity, thereby turning yourself into a target, when you can work anonymously and strike more fear into them as the "unknown threat" they can not attack back?  :)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Overload on June 25, 2008, 09:47:16 AM

How would that work?  The "oil pressure" light would come on immediately.  They wouldn't blow an engine unless they were dumbasses and kept on driving.  ::)

I like the "paying gangbangers to fuck them up" idea better.

Many people "ignore" those lights, it wouldn't take long to destroy the entire engine...the average person would drive quite a while before taking the car in for service. with "zero" oil, the engine will be fucked very quickly.

8)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 09:53:15 AM
hahah there is obvious prove now that you are checking what I write :D
I'm in your head biatch :D

And yes at that particular time It was important that they were gay, the fucking guy on the balcony with a fag lisp deserved to be shot.

why was that important
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 09:56:33 AM
hahaha imagine the anger of mon_of_steele. the guy thinks he's superman and he works out all the time to put on muscle then some kids owns him by egging his house. hahaha thats his kryptonite right there!

Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2008, 10:20:29 AM
Many people "ignore" those lights



Stupid people, maybe. 
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Man of Steel on June 25, 2008, 10:51:07 AM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

What is really pissing me off is the attitude of some people that say shit like "It's just kids being kids"  Fuck that.  These kids cost me a few hundred for hiring some power washers to come and clean my place.

I saw the local sheriff last night when I was walking down the street at dusk with a baseball bat in my hands.  We spoke about this and he said he's had complaints from other people about skateboarders.  I told him how pissed off I was and he pretty much shrugged and gave me the same bullshit line "That it's kids just being kids".

My main concern is that if I do catch these kids that I'll go a little too crazy and really fuck them up.  Remember that scene from American History X where he made the guy bite the curb and then stomped on his head?  That's what I want to do to them.

I don't know where these shits live but I want to find out and have their parents pay me back the money I spent.  Chances are the parents are useless and won't do a thing to discipline their kids. 

The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?  I can't let these fuckers get away with it, but I also don't need to go to jail for this.

The anger in me has been getting worst and worst and I'm pretty much ready to snap one of these little bastards head off. 

Somehow I'm just supposed to let this slide but I can't

I told you to change your username, but you wanted to be like the MOS.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 25, 2008, 11:09:55 AM
your the passive aggressive kind ehh?

In situations where an eye-for-an-eye gets you tossed in jail, yes.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 11:11:55 AM
nobody dares to egg 240's house

they know he's gangsta
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2008, 01:48:51 PM
Wouldn't that be nice. an Eye for an Eye law.  sometimes just sometimes.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: benchmstr on June 25, 2008, 01:51:04 PM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

What is really pissing me off is the attitude of some people that say shit like "It's just kids being kids"  Fuck that.  These kids cost me a few hundred for hiring some power washers to come and clean my place.

I saw the local sheriff last night when I was walking down the street at dusk with a baseball bat in my hands.  We spoke about this and he said he's had complaints from other people about skateboarders.  I told him how pissed off I was and he pretty much shrugged and gave me the same bullshit line "That it's kids just being kids".

My main concern is that if I do catch these kids that I'll go a little too crazy and really fuck them up.  Remember that scene from American History X where he made the guy bite the curb and then stomped on his head?  That's what I want to do to them.

I don't know where these shits live but I want to find out and have their parents pay me back the money I spent.  Chances are the parents are useless and won't do a thing to discipline their kids. 

The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?  I can't let these fuckers get away with it, but I also don't need to go to jail for this.

The anger in me has been getting worst and worst and I'm pretty much ready to snap one of these little bastards head off. 

Somehow I'm just supposed to let this slide but I can't
criminal mischief:class "c" misdemeanor.unless they break something.

bench
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on June 25, 2008, 02:09:26 PM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

What is really pissing me off is the attitude of some people that say shit like "It's just kids being kids"  Fuck that.  These kids cost me a few hundred for hiring some power washers to come and clean my place.

I saw the local sheriff last night when I was walking down the street at dusk with a baseball bat in my hands.  We spoke about this and he said he's had complaints from other people about skateboarders.  I told him how pissed off I was and he pretty much shrugged and gave me the same bullshit line "That it's kids just being kids".

My main concern is that if I do catch these kids that I'll go a little too crazy and really fuck them up.  Remember that scene from American History X where he made the guy bite the curb and then stomped on his head?  That's what I want to do to them.

I don't know where these shits live but I want to find out and have their parents pay me back the money I spent.  Chances are the parents are useless and won't do a thing to discipline their kids. 

The cop warned me that the kids these days will press charges if I hurt them even though they deserved it.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?  I can't let these fuckers get away with it, but I also don't need to go to jail for this.

The anger in me has been getting worst and worst and I'm pretty much ready to snap one of these little bastards head off. 

Somehow I'm just supposed to let this slide but I can't

Cut out the Anadrol and you will be fine...LOl...Just kiddin'...
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: 20inch calves on June 25, 2008, 02:19:41 PM
IF you can someone how can prove who did it they would probably get charged with something like very minor like vandalism. not sure though because i think in some states they put a monetary value on the damage i think its has to be over 500 bucks. not sure though


I suggest you run your mouth at them again... set up a video camera and catch them in the act
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: JohnnyVegas on June 25, 2008, 02:22:59 PM
If you find out who the kids are, file a formal complaint with the police and press charges.  They would be charged with criminal mischief or vandalism, and the judge would most likely order their parents to pay restitution to you for your costs and time, along with sentencing the kids to community service hours and possibly a fine. 

The Sheriff you talked to is just being a lazy ass and doesn't want to investigate, but if you know who the kids are, he can't stop you from pressing charges. 

You could also file a civil suit against the parents if you wanted to.

Unless he saw them do it, or some other EYE witness saw the egging, there is no case.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: pumpher on June 25, 2008, 03:06:01 PM
Punk ass kids usually don't just egg any random house

They usually do it for a reason

Like make fun of a fat guy that lives there

or

If they have a dog that barks all day & night

What did you do to "egg" them on m_o_s?  ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: laurion on June 25, 2008, 04:40:57 PM
IDK Egg whites or whole eggs?
 ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: flagadajones on June 25, 2008, 04:47:21 PM

Why risk exposing your identity, thereby turning yourself into a target, when you can work anonymously and strike more fear into them as the "unknown threat" they can not attack back?  :)

that's what people who do nothing say.

the "unknown threat":  nobody ever known of anything, cause you did nothing.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: chaos on June 25, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
Pfft. ::)

Shoot first, ask questions later.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: alejandro_torres on June 25, 2008, 05:23:08 PM
pay someone to fuck them up!
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on June 25, 2008, 06:00:29 PM
god cant u people deal with your own problems...u really feel its necessary to get advice on a bodybuilding message board???
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Cap on June 25, 2008, 06:05:46 PM
Find out what sports they play, drop some clen in some beverages, offer them as an "olive branch".  Then call USADA and bust their asses.  I can see it now, "I think I got a tainted Capri Sun.  I'm fighting this 4 year ban." 

 8)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Azn Muscle on June 25, 2008, 06:45:38 PM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house.  I am fucking pissed and want to beat the shit out of each of them.  I've been looking for them over the past few days but have yet to see them.

What is really pissing me off is the attitude of some people that say shit like "It's just kids being kids"  Fuck that.  These kids cost me a few hundred for hiring some power washers to come and clean my place.


Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy a new trailer? ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 25, 2008, 06:55:28 PM
that's what people who do nothing say.

the "unknown threat":  nobody ever known of anything, cause you did nothing.

You are wrong and retarded as usual.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: alejandro_torres on June 25, 2008, 06:56:14 PM
You are wrong and retarded as usual.

that comming from a 53 iq...
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: stormshadow on June 25, 2008, 07:07:18 PM
Last weekend some skateboarders egged my house Trailer because I yelled at them for skating right in front of my house Trailer

Fixed
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: webcake on June 25, 2008, 07:08:18 PM
whats a terrible waste of protein. Stupid skinny skater punks ::)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: under_rated on June 25, 2008, 08:08:33 PM
There is a reason why people keep telling you it’s just kids being kids....because it is! I would say just be a man, clean your house and get on with life.

Think about it from their perspective.  These guys were having fun, not hurting anyone and a grumpy old man killed there fun. They were left bored and frustrated, so they got you back the way they know how. It’s not right but its how kids think.

But i would like you to actually try and get them back ...just to hear the stories of how far they took it. Trust me, teenage boys have no fear, lots of free time and very poor judgement. go get 'em...
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: tommywishbone on June 25, 2008, 08:56:02 PM
Build a really sweet half-pipe in your yard. Put out chairs and a cooler full of drinks. When the little egg nazi's show up and start skating, get out your old school Alva w/powerflex 5's and blow their minds with backside aerials and rail slides.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 25, 2008, 09:03:40 PM
Build a really sweet half-pipe in your yard. Put out chairs and a cooler full of drinks. When the little egg nazi's show up and start skating, get out your old school Alva w/powerflex 5's and blow their minds with backside aerials and rail slides.
OK. Fine! Be the cool guy! I'm bringin' the bong and we are so riding the empty pool next door. And , yeah Tony Alva is there, too.  :)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: Dreadlord on June 25, 2008, 09:26:30 PM
god cant u people deal with your own problems...u really feel its necessary to get advice on a bodybuilding message board???

Coming from someone who posts irrelevant threads about rental cars and bees thats pretty damn funny.
Gay and retarded naturalfag83?
What else can you expect from someone who failed to achieve their lifes dream  ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: sgt. d on June 26, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
Just cut their hands off. ::)
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: The Master on June 26, 2008, 08:49:49 AM
that comming from a 53 iq...

At least Debussey's got an excuse ;D
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2008, 08:52:54 AM
Just cut their hands off. ::)

If it was legal I would.  The shit I'd want to do to these little fucks.  But damn the fucking law.  Even if I dragged the kid to him home and told his parents, the parents would probably fucking press charges on me for mentally abusing their kids.  This world has turned into one giant pussy.
Title: Re: WHAT'S THE SENTENCE FOR EGGING SOMEONE'S HOUSE?
Post by: sgt. d on June 26, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
If it was legal I would.  The shit I'd want to do to these little fucks.  But damn the fucking law.  Even if I dragged the kid to him home and told his parents, the parents would probably fucking press charges on me for mentally abusing their kids.  This world has turned into one giant pussy.

fly them to iraq and do it ;D