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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on June 26, 2008, 03:04:22 PM
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Can you fuck me next time with a strap on? ;D
Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable
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I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.
usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.
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I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.
usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.
eh?
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"are you in...?"
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"are you in...?"
ahahah that's a good one :D
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"I'm just not into girls"
... I heard that one last week.
:(
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"I'm just not into girls"
... I heard that one last week.
:(
hahah at least you tried, I give it another yeah in my marriage and I may give this a shot :D
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"I'm in love.....
With another woman!
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Things that I NEVER want to hear from a woman hmmmmm
1. I love you.
2. I wanna get married.
3. Do I look fat?
4. Wanna move in together?
5. Wanna meet my parents?
6. Wanna hear about my past relationships?
7. Can we do what I wanna do for once.
8. I like to be treated like a princess.
9. I don't want you to think I'm a slut if I put out to fast.
10. Why do I always have to do everything.
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"I'm in love.....
With another woman!
Joe: Are you a lesbian or a cheater?
Peggy: Nope, I'm just a psycho who's going to make your life hell.
Joe: Good enough for me.... "I do".
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"...in my MOUTH?"
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Can you see where my Adam's Apple used to be?
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"So I met this really nice black guy today......"
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I have a penis
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"My dad used to play this hide and seek game with me...."
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"So I met this really nice black guy today......"
I don't get it ???
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Can you fuck me next time with a strap on? ;D
Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable
Continue...
if my husband finds out (stark) he will probably cry and kill himself. Sounds good to me
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"My dad used to play this hide and seek game with me...."
haha, I hate when they say that. Now I need to add one more guy to the total number of partners she said she had.
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"Logoff Getbig. Now"
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I've hired Paul Dillet as my new PT......
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"I need shoes... come shopping with me".... DAMN!!
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something i never want to hear is...
you know the date of my period was 2 weeks ago.... and.... i got the test done... and... ehhh
there is gonna be a mini alejandro walking earth in about 8 months 1/2
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You can't put it in my ass if I can't put something in yours.
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I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.
usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.
Classic Shawn Gay....Must be thinking about the tranny days....
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"but I poop from there!?!?"
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"but I poop from there!?!?"
" Not today you don't "
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"when you're inside me, I feel nothing."
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" Not today you don't "
"Hold onto it like your grabbing some reins"
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Wrong hole, baby.
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"My vagina is like this one, does it scare you?"
http://www.efukt.com/1638_Biggest_Pussy_Ever.html
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"My vagina is like this one, does it scare you?"
http://www.efukt.com/1638_Biggest_Pussy_Ever.html
"YES!"
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i dont care how much mace you spray in my eyes. were still not fucking
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"when you're inside me, I feel nothing."
In that sprit here are some of mine:
1. " Are you done, YET?!"
2. " Ok, let's get this over , I have to get up early for work"
3. " My butt is a one way exit only, sorry"
4. " I will be home really late, don't wait up"
5. " That guy you lift with is cute, does he have a girlfriend?"
6. " I ran out of Beano , and I just ate a can of beans, sorry honey"
7. " My vibrator meets my needs"
8. " I have something to tell you. I have vaginal warts"
(8B) " I have anal warts"
9. " I am pregnant , but don't worry, it is NOT yours"
10. drum role please...." I am leaving you ,for my new....GIRLFRIEND"
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Can you fuck me next time with a strap on? ;D
Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable
Continue...
hi George Carlin... thought you died a few days ago.