Author Topic: Things you NEVER want to hear from your Girlfriend/wife (Read 2815 times)

Stark · « **on:** June 26, 2008, 03:04:22 PM »

Can you fuck me next time with a strap on?

Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable

Continue...

Mad Nickels · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:05:23 PM »

I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.

usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.

Stark · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Mad Nickels on June 26, 2008, 03:05:23 PM

I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.

usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.

eh?

Zaphod · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:12:00 PM »

"are you in...?"

Stark · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:12:28 PM »

Quote from: Zaphod on June 26, 2008, 03:12:00 PM

"are you in...?"

ahahah that's a good one

Oaf · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:16:02 PM »

"I'm just not into girls"

... I heard that one last week.

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Oaf on June 26, 2008, 03:16:02 PM

"I'm just not into girls"

... I heard that one last week.

hahah at least you tried, I give it another yeah in my marriage and I may give this a shot

The Coach · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:22:29 PM »

"I'm in love.....

With another woman!

IronForever · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:23:57 PM »

Things that I NEVER want to hear from a woman hmmmmm

1. I love you.
2. I wanna get married.
3. Do I look fat?
4. Wanna move in together?
5. Wanna meet my parents?
6. Wanna hear about my past relationships?
7. Can we do what I wanna do for once.
8. I like to be treated like a princess.
9. I don't want you to think I'm a slut if I put out to fast.
10. Why do I always have to do everything.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:25:13 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on June 26, 2008, 03:22:29 PM

"I'm in love.....

With another woman!

Joe: Are you a lesbian or a cheater?

Peggy: Nope, I'm just a psycho who's going to make your life hell.

Joe: Good enough for me.... "I do".

Zaphod · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:28:16 PM »

"...in my MOUTH?"

marcus · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:03:18 PM »

Can you see where my Adam's Apple used to be?

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:05:33 PM »

"So I met this really nice black guy today......"

Stavios · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:20:07 PM »

I have a penis

windsor88 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »

"My dad used to play this hide and seek game with me...."

sgt. d · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on June 26, 2008, 04:05:33 PM

"So I met this really nice black guy today......"

I don't get it

rk272727 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:33:22 PM »

Quote from: Stark on June 26, 2008, 03:04:22 PM

Can you fuck me next time with a strap on?

Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable

Continue...

if my husband finds out (stark) he will probably cry and kill himself. Sounds good to me

Croatch · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:33:29 PM »

Quote from: windsor88 on June 26, 2008, 04:27:34 PM

"My dad used to play this hide and seek game with me...."

haha, I hate when they say that. Now I need to add one more guy to the total number of partners she said she had.

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:36:02 PM »

"Logoff Getbig. Now"

gordiano · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2008, 04:37:01 PM »

I've hired Paul Dillet as my new PT......

Fourslot40 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:20:53 PM »

"I need shoes... come shopping with me".... DAMN!!

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:22:59 PM »

something i never want to hear is...

you know the date of my period was 2 weeks ago.... and.... i got the test done... and... ehhh

there is gonna be a mini alejandro walking earth in about 8 months 1/2

marcus · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:30:20 PM »

You can't put it in my ass if I can't put something in yours.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Mad Nickels on June 26, 2008, 03:05:23 PM

I've heard a lot worse things from your wife, stark.

usually he wants produce in her bunghole, but sometimes she gets straight nasty.

Classic Shawn Gay....Must be thinking about the tranny days....

ATHEIST · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:49:56 PM »

"but I poop from there!?!?"

Author Topic: Things you NEVER want to hear from your Girlfriend/wife (Read 2815 times)

The Coach

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