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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Croatch on June 30, 2008, 01:17:09 PM
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"I'm a good girl."
"I never do this. Oh, this is soooo bad."
haha, Who are these sluts fooling? Typical lying female games..haha Shut your hole and let me in the other one.
BOOM! :D
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Uncalled for. Did you post that same shit breeding skank on another post? haha
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That girl looks like she is carrying more disease than Africa.......
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thats probably lunch in the toilet for that skank.
ta ta
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"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"
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"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"
Yes, i always hear the same thing.. ;D
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"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"
Actually, that's one I've never heard. ??? Every time I drop my pants, I just hear, "Awweee. It's so cute."
Is this bad?
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"Your weenie is so small"
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"I'm smart"
or
"I have a good sense of humor"
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"Your weenie is so small"
You're starting to lose weight!
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this carrot smells funny because i bought it at the fish store.
of course you're my first. why do guys keep asking me that??
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You're starting to lose weight!
"Im classy"
"I dont usually do this"
"I cant believe im doing this"
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its your baby
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Flushing the toilet a thousand times won't wipe any shit off the girl...
you can't wash black off. ;D
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"i usually don't swallow"
haha but it's hard not to swallow when ironneck forces you
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"Im really not a whore"
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"Im really not a whore"
+1 always saying they're not whores, because they know a friend of a friend who sleeps around a little bit more than they do.
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"No, I don't mind if you go out with the boys."
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Flushing the toilet a thousand times won't wipe any shit off the girl...
you can't wash black off. ;D
how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?
the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion
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It doesn't matter that you're a midget.
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Which one is the turd?
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how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?
the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion
Ad hominem.
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Ad hominem.
so?
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so?
So you attack me to divert attention from the fact that I'm 100% correct in my assertion and you can't face it.
how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?
the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion
Because I'm smarter and more experienced than you.
One day you will grow up and open your eyes to the world around you and on that day you will thank me for speaking the truth.
Which one is the turd?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ... exactly. :D
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Because I'm smarter and more experienced than you.
One day you will grow up and open your eyes to the world around you and on that day you will thank me for speaking the truth.
most of the time when someone claims to be something they are most of the time the opposite. :D
more experienced? what exactly are you talking about ? kkk meetings? sure.
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Oh yeah.. almost forgot.
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most of the time when someone claims to be something they are most of the time the opposite. :D
more experienced? what exactly are you talking about ? kkk meetings? sure.
Well I guess you proved me wrong with that the most clever of comebacks.. ::) ::)
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I cant believe i just did that, its just that YOU just bring that out in me ::)
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I cant believe i just did that, its just that YOU just bring that out in me ::)
haha yes.. "i only do that with you"
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Oh yeah.. almost forgot.
hahaahha LOL ;D
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Well I guess you proved me wrong with that the most clever of comebacks.. ::) ::)
what are you talking about when you say you "are more experienced".. ? are you more experienced with black people, or more experienced in "politics" ? those were the two subjects being discussed.
as for the intelligence claim... i wont debate that with you. if you feel your smarter than me, - you are !
:)
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what are you talking about when you say you "are more experienced".. ? are you more experienced with black people, or more experienced in "politics" ? those were the two subjects being discussed.
as for the intelligence claim... i wont debate that with you. if you feel your smarter than me, - you are !
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Um... How about both? Yes, that's it.
And I'm glad you have come to recognize intellectual superiority when you see it.. this will be first time of many.
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Um... How about both? Yes, that's it.
And I'm glad you have come to recognize intellectual superiority when you see it.. this will be first time of many.
where have you worked in the political system? what was your job title? how long did you serve? what campaigns have you worked on and contributed for?
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where have you worked in the political system? what was your job title? how long did you serve? what campaigns have you worked on and contributed for?
Hey genius.. since when were any of those prerequisites for having more experience than you?
I'm not a fucking politician stoopid... derrrrr
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My favorite..." money doesnt matter to me"
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Hey genius.. since when were any of those prerequisites for having more experience than you?
I'm not a fucking politician stoopid... derrrrr
you said you had more experience in politics than i do... so answer those questions... ;)
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Oh yeah.. almost forgot.
Manhunter! That's a good movie! :)
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How about...
"I haven't been with that many people."
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"I usually don't have sex for money."
;D ;D
Typical getbig thread here, 1 page of random baseless attacks..hahah, and a pic of a women with a duece behind her in the photo. ;)
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"It's not you I swear, It's me!"
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How about...
"I haven't been with that many people."
or
"I usually don't have sex for money."
;D ;D
Typical getbig thread here, 1 page of random baseless attacks..hahah, and a pic of a women with a duece behind her in the photo. ;)
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you said you had more experience in politics than i do... so answer those questions... ;)
Oh alrighty... I've been paying more attention to the players and the issues than you.
I actually understand the issues and the players and you do not.
I've voted in more elections than you.
I live in and around an area of the highest political importance in the nation and have seen more of both sides of the issues than you.
I have been working a real job, paying taxes, and dealing with the economics of supporting a standard of living longer than you.
I have served in the military and have been exposed to the military most of my life.
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Yet your views are all still only opinion... As is everybody elses 8)
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Oh alrighty... I've been paying more attention to the players and the issues than you.
I actually understand the issues and the players and you do not.
I've voted in more elections than you.
I live in and around an area of the highest political importance in the nation and have seen more of both sides of the issues than you.
I have been working a real job, paying taxes, and dealing with the economics of supporting a standard of living longer than you.
I have served in the military and have been exposed to the military most of my life.
"Interesting" debate tactic, yet it will only work on retards.
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Oh alrighty... I've been paying more attention to the players and the issues than you.
I actually understand the issues and the players and you do not.
I've voted in more elections than you.
I live in and around an area of the highest political importance in the nation and have seen more of both sides of the issues than you.
I have been working a real job, paying taxes, and dealing with the economics of supporting a standard of living longer than you.
I have served in the military and have been exposed to the military most of my life.
okay cool, thanks for that information dude.
but i asked you to answer the questions i posed..
since THOSE questions are relvant to "political experience"... not those little tidbits you listed there
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"I swear he's just a friend."
Candi-just because we all don't feast on the purple bacon like you doesn't make us unintelligent.
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I wouldn't want a weddding/baby/SUV/timber floor/husband who exists only to provide me with money. I'm not like other women.
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"I swear he's just a friend."
Candi-just because we all don't feast on the purple bacon like you doesn't make us unintelligent.
:-X :-X
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I normally don't let anybody put it back there...
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"I need space" = "Im fucking someone else"
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"I like to hang out with guys because girls are all bitches."=I love being around cock
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There are more important things to me than money.
I'm not self absorbed.
I'm going to start a diet next week.
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okay cool, thanks for that information dude.
but i asked you to answer the questions i posed..
since THOSE questions are relvant to "political experience"... not those little tidbits you listed there
I already told your sorry ass... no comprende?
I don't have to Barack Obama with all his experience and such ::) ::) to be more experienced than you when it comes to the issues.
Oh and I forgot to mention that I am probably much less experienced than you in the obesity department.
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politics sucks guy.
focus on the men in the posing undershorts. far more important in bigger scheme of things.
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"Tell me the truth, I like honesty in a man."
"Are you looking at my chest, I don't like that." (and she has three buttons undone, with glorious cleavage showing) and gets mad if you say, "yes"
"I like a man who is honest, loyal, hardworking and respectful" Her last five boyfriends were either jobless, jerks or thugs, or all three.
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You often hear this one from divorced women:
"I'm single and loving it!"
Translation:
"Oh, God, I need a man! Any man!! Please!!!"
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You often hear this one from divorced women:
"I'm single and loving it!"
Translation:
"Oh, God, I need a man! Any man!! Please!!!"
Sounds like jaguarenterprises..true story!
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this is a classic:
'I dont even find him attractive'
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"I don't know what I want..."
"I need some time..."
"Give me some space..."
ALL =
H squared which is equivalent to "Heave Ho"
Which is what has already happened to you if you hear any of these three sentences
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"I don't know what I want..."
this means double penetration
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this means double penetration
Yes, I hate indecision.
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"I'm a good girl."
"I never do this. Oh, this is soooo bad."
haha, Who are these sluts fooling? Typical lying female games..haha Shut your hole and let me in the other one.
BOOM! :D
Let me tell you this.....how do you know when a woman is lying?
When her lips are moving.
/end thread.
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"I like a man who is honest, loyal, hardworking and respectful"
Translation:
"I want a man to support me financially and put up with an infinite amount of my sh!t"
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"I just want to date a nice guy."
Translation: I just got fucked and dumped again. Now I need to loser to kiss my ass until I find the next douchebag.
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Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....
They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......
Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.
My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.
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Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....
They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......
Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.
My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.
My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.
Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works
all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude
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" no woman no cry" - bob marley
:'(
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My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.
Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works
all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude
Great post 8)
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" is this love " - bob marley
:-*
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...and my favorite, the techno remix of "sun is shining" !!!!
:D get down, bitches;
makes you want to dance, doesnt it ? 8)
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" is this love " - bob marley
:-*
Bob Marley is the shit 8)
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You're starting to lose weight!
What does you boyfriend tell you
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My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.
Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works
all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude
QB dropping the knowlede, for our young getbiggers.
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QB dropping the knowlede, for our young getbiggers.
quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.
sadly
im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy to put any of them to work ;D
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quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.
sadly
im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy to put any of them to work ;D
Learn you will, young Jedi.
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I wish I had half the knowledge and confidence that QB has. He is the master 8)
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quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.
sadly
im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy to put any of them to work ;D
i should ban you from pming dizzle if you refuse to put my tips to action, Fine, let someone else get head from the chick you like, i was at the gym today, the personal trainer there keeps looking at me, i left her alone cause i thought she was still going out with the other personal training dude that works there, i didnt want any dramas at my gym, but i had a chat with her today
QB"Hey, how you going" "hows peter?"
Sexy blonde"we broke up"
QB"Oh, its hard ay, to live and work with someone" i say this while nodding my head, she agrees
Sexy blonde"Yeah"
QB"Well your a bachelorette now" she laughed
QB"we should catch up one night for dinner and drinks"
Sexy blonde "yeah that will be great"
QB"whats your number" and i asked this in the middle of the cardio theatre amongst many onlookers, after i entered the digits in my number i bounced..
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The most common lie you hear from a woman......that shes a virgin?
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The most common lie you hear from a woman......that shes a virgin?
Gotta love that one...... ::)
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Gotta love that one...... ::)
Fucking whores ::) cant trust em
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Fucking whores ::) cant trust em
its not about trust, its about not becoming attached emotionally, like what deniro told pacino in HEAT
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat"
ever seen a heartbroken man before?? its the most disgusting sight on the planet.
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-"I'm not money hungry"
-"I'm not selfish" or "actually I'm a very generous person"
-I usually never do this on the first night
-I wouldn't be cheating if he hadn't started
-You're so funny (means "I'd like to see your dick before sunrise to know if I'm wasting my time or not)
And on and on and on....
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"I was drunk" actually men and woman use that
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its not about trust, its about not becoming attached emotionally, like what deniro told pacino in HEAT
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat"
ever seen a heartbroken man before?? its the most disgusting sight on the planet.
Yea i have...My friend is 22 and hes dating an 18 year old. On and off for a couple years. She breaks up with him every few months, goes and plays around for a few more, then comes back. Hes a horrible wreck while shes gone, and then lets her back once again :-X Its pretty sad watching a grown man cry over a girl. :-\ Hes so attached to this bitch, such a weak ass pussy. He says that "shes the one" ::) ::)
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teenagers: "i never sucked a cock"
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He says that "shes the one" ::) ::)
yep, shes the one the boys run a train on, he is a loser, the girl he treats so well is getting fucked by guys that couldnt give a fuck bout her.. shes only seeing him cause its "cool" for a 18 year old to have a boyfriend..
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yep, shes the one the boys run a train on, he is a loser, the girl he treats so well is getting fucked by guys that couldnt give a fuck bout her.. shes only seeing him cause its "cool" for a 18 year old to have a boyfriend..
Dude you hit this one right on the head. Thats the situation to a T. 8)
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They love to have an older boyfriend especially. They feel like they've reached womanhood once an older guy goes crazy for them.
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Dude you hit this one right on the head. Thats the situation to a T. 8)
I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does, generally there all the same.
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They love to have an older boyfriend especially. They feel like they've reached womanhood once an older guy goes crazy for them.
Agreed
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guys need to stop being bitches..
dont be like "If your not doing anything on friday would you like to go for a drink" thats garbage
do it the QB way "Me, you, Drinks friday night, i pick you up at 7pm"
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I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does, generally there all the same.
Haha yea man I can tell. You're pretty damn knowledgable on the subject of women. Me, i cant figure the ladies out to save my life :'( Im not a bitch like my friend, I tend to be more of an asshole
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Quickerblade, yes:
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
I wrote my honor's thesis on this. It applies to every aspect of life; every single one: money, health, love, lust, revenge, possessions, church, nostalgia, pride, honor, mother, father, wife, husband; right? However, what about one's children? Would the same tenet apply if your child was draped over the fulcrum?
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I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does, generally there all the same.
You're right but never tell them that they're all the same even if it's true. Women hate that, they feel the need to be special. And if you want the best out of them, you got to make them believe that they are. With minimal cost I should add.
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"I understand you have to work late tonight, baby."
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Quickerblade, yes:
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
I wrote my honor's thesis on this. It applies to every aspect of life; every single one: money, health, love, lust, revenge, possessions, church, nostalgia, pride, honor, mother, father, wife, husband; right? However, what about one's children? Would the same tenet apply if your child was draped over the fulcrum?
Good point, if i had kids i couldnt walk out on them, no way..when i talk bout being attached im talking bout relationships, but its easier to say then do..
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You're right but never tell them that they're all the same even if it's true. Women hate that, they feel the need to be special. And if you want the best out of them, you got to make them believe that they are. With minimal cost I should add.
i never tell them that, i tell em what they wanna hear, generally they wanna hear themselves, trust me, if your on a date let the girl do the talking, if she asks you a question give the most politically correct answer you can, if you try give smart ass replies she will hate you, keep it simple, be alpha male, but dont talk to much, you will talk yourself out the pussy
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Agreed. They love to talk and they love it if they feel they can confide in you. They list "being able to listen" as a rare quality in men. Which actually means "I love to talk endlessly and no one can stand it except this guy it seems so I guess I'll fuck him so I can go on babbling for ages".
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Agreed. They love to talk and they love it if they feel they can confide in you. They list "being able to listen" as a rare quality in men. Which actually means "I love to talk endlessly and no one can stand it except this guy it seems so I guess I'll fuck him so I can go on babbling for ages".
you know how i treat hoes, i slam them on there back like dominos
(http://uptownflavor.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/dominos.jpg)
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if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.
LMAO
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Great posts fellas. Hysterical and so true.
The best one:
"Nothing more pathetic, than seeing a broken hearted man...cause his bitch just dumped him."
hahah, so true.
Guilty twice in life. :'( Cry it up bitch! haha
I find, if a girl I date has really big boobs, I'm pretty defenseless. I think it's a chemical imbalance? I get pretty emotionally attached. Try playing with a toy for hundreds of hours, then having someone take them away...you can't help but shed a tear..haha ;) Just look at my avatar. Oversized boob dependent. :-\
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Just look at my avatar.
you're getting thin up top. bro.
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you're getting thin up top. bro.
Thanks for the head up on that. That was a few years back, imagine now. It's amazing I even get laid...hahah ;D
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Great posts fellas. Hysterical and so true.
The best one:
"Nothing more pathetic, than seeing a broken hearted man...cause his bitch just dumped him."
hahah, so true.
Guilty twice in life. :'( Cry it up bitch! haha
I find, if a girl I date has really big boobs, I'm pretty defenseless. I think it's a chemical imbalance? I get pretty emotionally attached. Try playing with a toy for hundreds of hours, then having someone take them away...you can't help but shed a tear..haha ;) Just look at my avatar. Oversized boob dependent. :-\
Ive been there, done that, you know how to avoid heartbreak, fuck her as early as possible, the worst kind of heartbreak is when you love a bitch and u never even got the pussy, thats a life sentence.
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you're getting thin up top. bro.
Don't hate, congratulate :D
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Thanks for the head up on that. That was a few years back, imagine now. It's amazing I even get laid...hahah ;D
those boobies look very nice. you should post more of her.
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those boobies look very nice. you should post more of her.
Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there. Flat butt though...god's cruel joke. I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs. ;D
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"im not a slut"
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Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there. Flat butt though...god's cruel joke. I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs. ;D
she let you, even after you dumped her?
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"im not a slut"
"Im on the pill"
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"Im on the pill"
"Im not gonna do anything on the party this weekend because I know how angry you would get."
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"Im not gonna do anything on the party this weekend because I know how angry you would get."
"his just a friend"
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"I have never fucked on the first date before"
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she let you, even after you dumped her?
That's just a given. I don't care if she's married. If she's in my presence, that big milk bladder, is in my mouth. A nice big ass is great too, but some nice big titties, are great.
True story: When the Croatch was just a 10 year old boy, he was walking with his buddy at a mall. A woman walked by with decent sized jugs. Kid Croatch goes, "Man, those were big ones!"
At the early age of 10, I knew what I wanted in life. :D
(http://www.bigtitsnews.net/img/070201/Aneta_Buena_2.jpg)
Face isn't anything special, but damn...right up my alley.
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"his just a friend"
"it was just a goodbye kiss I havenīt seen him in 3 years"
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croatch, you are my new role model!
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"I have never fucked on the first date before"
My reply, "I know, you've been waiting for me all these years." ::)
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my girlfriends neighbour found out he was fucking a friend of hers, he quickly pointed out the time she fucked 3 guys at her friends house
"It doesnt count, I was drunk"
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"Swede, I never done this before"
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"I need my own personal space"
No you donīt bitch.
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my girlfriends neighbour found out he was fucking a friend of hers, he quickly pointed out the time she fucked 3 guys at her friends house
"It doesnt count, I was drunk"
haha, Of course. I remember a girl I used to date, when we first started going out...telling me, I've only had one, one night stand...it was with my GUY FRIEND....but "I think he put something in my drink". ::) ;D
Translation: I got a little drunk, and fucked someone with no rubber. Then realized I'm a whore.
haha, Nice job. ;)
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Or how they complain about how they got hit in all the time in clubs, yet they give out their real fucking number to Everyone within a fucking minute.
Epic sluts.
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Or how they complain about how they got hit in all the time in clubs, yet they give out their real fucking number to Everyone within a fucking minute.
Epic sluts.
let me explain this part, they will give there numbers, complain to there friends "so many sleazy guys here tonight" but the moment they have a low self esteem moment and a guy calls them BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
..fuck dinner, its just fucking, always pick a chick u think has low self esteem, remember most hot chicks dont fuck alot. the ones that just broke up with her boy will suck your cock on her mum front door, if you play your cards right.
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"I will do anything you say"
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heres a lie that we always say "dont worry, i wont cum in your mouth"
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heres a lie that we always say "dont worry, i wont cum in your mouth"
"I will let you know before I cum" ;D
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"I will let you know befire I cum" ;D
;D
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"it only hurts the first time" Man lie ;D
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"I will let you know before I cum" ;D
guilty as charged, i like to make a complete mess of these bitches
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or "what do you mean no? everyone does it.."
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the most common lie from a woman is probably
"I will never drink that much again"
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" I want you to be honest with me".
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a trick used by wise men to fuck the easy way: "if u love me ,prove it to me".....lol @ stupid girls
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"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
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"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19 :-X :-X
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That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19 :-X :-X
=Death Knell
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I'm pregnant and it's yours. Can you give me some money for the abortion.
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I'm pregnant and it's yours. Can you give me some money for the abortion.
How about, "Im not on drugs daddy" or "We will bring the grandchildren by to visit you on thanksgiving" hahahahahah
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That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19 :-X :-X
happend to a guy in my city at the young age of recently turned 16
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Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there. Flat butt though...god's cruel joke. I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs. ;D
You sir, are a fucking poet..... :'(
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happend to a guy in my city at the young age of recently turned 16
Damn...WHAT, exactly does a 16 yr old do when affronted with such a situation?
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"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
truth, them bitches are after the paper >:(
:P
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"i usually don't swallow"
haha but it's hard not to swallow when ironneck forces you
Women with taste don't do turks.
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"I don't need money to make me happy"
"There is more to me on the inside"
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"I would never have a threesome" ;)
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"Social status doesn't matter to me"
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"I will let you know before I cum" ;D
I pulled this one last Sunday, I ended up blowing my load all over her face, the look was priceless ;D
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" I never give head, but for you its diffrent..." ::)
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I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
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I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
when ever I hear 'everything else' ...thats basically code for getting fucked in the ass....
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"i hate muscles"
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I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
Another "moral highground" walker. ;D Those are the best.
My favorite...but mentioned before, "I never have sex this soon....or we should wait." FAST FORWARD 22 HOURS. BANG! ;D
Yes, I have so much more respect for you now. Now clean that load of yourself, you're a mess! :D
The longest I've waited in years has been 2 weeks. This was worth waiting for, but after I was done, I said....fuck it...just not worth jumping through hoops for any pussy. If she were a great person, different story. She was shocked when I told her, "I don't see it working out." ;D Then again, so was I. 34ddd, better than my previous best, great ass too. Some people are simply not worth being around, just to get laid. I retreated home and proceeded to get closer with my online porn collection...true story. :D
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the longest i waited was 2 weeks as well !
most of the time it will go down the first time we are alone and in a suitable setting though
give me a half hour of this nonsense "foreplay" and its good to go
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"i hate muscles"
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they all find bodybuilders gross but in the end they all fuck them.
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'i want a man that respects me'
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Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....
They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......
Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.
My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.
I was thinking more myspace surveys. These are by far, the funniest. You'd think it was some attractive guy asking them all these questions. Sometimes, you'll sense the excitement in their replies...maybe a lol, etc..haha
"haha, I can't believe you're asking me that Jim...haha" ::) Yeah, rather than a wedding ring, I like the idea of just stamping "SOLD" on their hand. I may have been close to thinking about marriage once in life...again, if you suck a big titty long enough, you'll do all sorts of dumb shit. Good thing that passed.
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Some Brutal Truth in this thread 8)
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'i want a man that respects me'
yeah right ...then when its f ucking time.... "Act like your raping me ...... make your hand like a gun and tell me that your going to kill me.....grab my hair , harder , harder..."
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" I usually don't do this on a first date...just haven't been on teh dating scene for a while ...this tim only..."
"i'm not a whore"
srippers number one lie -
"- i'm just working my way through college......
-what are you studing?...
-...nursing"
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Dating is all about getting laid and finding that special someone. You go through the whole lot of 'em until you either find someone to settle down with for however long it may be, or you find out that you like fucking all sorts of chicks. There really is only two sides to the coin.
And here is a solid quote from my college days....
"I usually don't do stuff like this..." 20 minutes later "I want you to fuck the shit out of me!"
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the longest i waited was 2 weeks as well !
most of the time it will go down the first time we are alone and in a suitable setting though
give me a half hour of this nonsense "foreplay" and its good to go