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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #125 on: July 01, 2008, 05:25:23 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on July 01, 2008, 05:20:39 AM
heres a lie that we always say "dont worry, i wont cum in your mouth"

"I will let you know before I cum"  ;D
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #126 on: July 01, 2008, 05:26:58 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 05:25:23 AM
"I will let you know befire I cum"  ;D

 ;D
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spinnis

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #127 on: July 01, 2008, 05:28:20 AM »
"it only hurts the first time"  Man lie  ;D
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #128 on: July 01, 2008, 05:28:46 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 05:25:23 AM
"I will let you know before I cum"  ;D
guilty as charged, i like to make a complete mess of these bitches
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spinnis

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #129 on: July 01, 2008, 05:30:37 AM »
or "what do you mean no? everyone does it.."
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spinnis

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #130 on: July 01, 2008, 05:34:47 AM »
the most common lie from a woman is probably

"I will never drink that much again"
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #131 on: July 01, 2008, 07:35:14 AM »
" I want you to be honest with me".
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #132 on: July 01, 2008, 07:41:48 AM »
a trick used by wise men to fuck the easy way: "if u love me ,prove it to me".....lol @ stupid girls
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #133 on: July 01, 2008, 08:50:50 AM »
"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #134 on: July 01, 2008, 08:55:49 AM »
Quote from: mac7000 on July 01, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19  :-X :-X
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #135 on: July 01, 2008, 08:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Jeffro on July 01, 2008, 08:55:49 AM
That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19  :-X :-X

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #136 on: July 01, 2008, 09:01:05 AM »
I'm pregnant and it's yours.  Can you give me some money for the abortion.
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #137 on: July 01, 2008, 10:22:56 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 01, 2008, 09:01:05 AM
I'm pregnant and it's yours.  Can you give me some money for the abortion.
How about, "Im not on drugs daddy" or "We will bring the grandchildren by to visit you on thanksgiving" hahahahahah
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spinnis

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #138 on: July 01, 2008, 10:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Jeffro on July 01, 2008, 08:55:49 AM
That happened to a friend of mine at the young age of 19  :-X :-X

happend to a guy in my city at the young age of recently turned 16
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #139 on: July 01, 2008, 10:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on July 01, 2008, 04:23:17 AM
Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there.  Flat butt though...god's cruel joke.  I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs. ;D

You sir, are a fucking poet..... :'(
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #140 on: July 01, 2008, 10:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
happend to a guy in my city at the young age of recently turned 16

Damn...WHAT, exactly does a 16 yr old do when affronted with such a situation?
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #141 on: July 01, 2008, 10:35:30 AM »
Quote from: mac7000 on July 01, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
"you don't have to wear a condom I'm on the pill".... nine months later...
truth, them bitches are after the paper  >:(
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #142 on: July 01, 2008, 10:41:18 AM »
Quote from: ironneck on June 30, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
"i usually don't swallow"

haha but it's hard not to swallow when ironneck forces you

Women with taste don't do turks.
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #143 on: July 01, 2008, 11:24:05 AM »
"I don't need money to make me happy" 

"There is more to me on the inside"

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2008, 11:25:52 AM »
"I would never have a threesome" ;)
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2008, 11:28:33 AM »
"Social status doesn't matter to me" 
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2008, 11:40:01 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 05:25:23 AM
"I will let you know before I cum"  ;D

I pulled this one last Sunday, I ended up blowing my load all over her face, the look was priceless  ;D
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #147 on: July 01, 2008, 11:43:05 AM »
" I never give head, but for you its diffrent..."  ::)
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #148 on: July 01, 2008, 11:44:59 AM »
I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #149 on: July 01, 2008, 11:46:43 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on July 01, 2008, 11:44:59 AM
I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
when ever I hear 'everything else' ...thats basically code for getting fucked in the ass....
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