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Title: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 07:39:03 AM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: kyomu on July 02, 2008, 07:41:58 AM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.
Are you stupid or what? She is your wife no?
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: james_hetfield on July 02, 2008, 07:42:35 AM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

this story about your "wife" sounds fishey. First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: jaejonna on July 02, 2008, 07:43:51 AM
thats a good weight for a female, post a pic chainsaw or your 'gay'
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: 240 is Back on July 02, 2008, 07:44:52 AM
Whenever people ask me if I think they're gaining weight, I am brutally honest.

I think they respect you more when you have the balls to shoot them straight.  

That, or they learn to stop asking!
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Stark on July 02, 2008, 07:45:14 AM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

oh god ::)
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 02, 2008, 07:45:34 AM
First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.


That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit.  ::)
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Straw Man on July 02, 2008, 07:46:12 AM
maybe her pants shrunk in the dryer
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Stark on July 02, 2008, 07:46:26 AM
It's him all over again ::)

Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: jaejonna on July 02, 2008, 07:47:03 AM

That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit.  ::)
i had a 'fiver' just ten minutes ago ... aka a five lbs shit ...
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 07:53:39 AM
Whenever people ask me if I think they're gaining weight, I am brutally honest.

I think they respect you more when you have the balls to shoot them straight.  

That, or they learn to stop asking!

She has been working alot, might be less ripped.
And I do mean ripped.
she runs but has only lifted 2x a week,
and its always legs.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Monster81 on July 02, 2008, 07:54:57 AM
maybe her thighs are still pumped because of all the squating she did with me on the bed last night
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 02, 2008, 07:55:06 AM
Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 07:56:18 AM
Are you stupid or what? She is your wife no?
My wife is not uptight at all.
And a good sport.
She would read this and laugh at
herself.
I'm very proud of her, she runs
Everyday at least a couple miles with my
dogs.  And trains weights every chance she gets.

And this has been since day one I've known her,
and never quit (for 8 or 9 years)!
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Stark on July 02, 2008, 07:56:20 AM
Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?

hell I would never post that, my wife has some curves on her the way I like it
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: FLYLO on July 02, 2008, 08:05:59 AM
this story about your "wife" sounds fishey. First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.

It is "fishey".  Chainsaw spends $500 on food per week; and $200 is on fish.  Nothing wrong with fish.  I love fish........yum.

I spend that on food a week.
I don't even eat that much.
Mostly fish I import from seattle
finest cuts of meat and chicken.
Organic Vegetables and fruits, berries.
I go out to dinner only 1x a week.
2x at the most.

How much ya'll spend?
When I was 18 (20yrs ago)
I would eat off of about $40.00
a week.  $60.00 at most.


Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 08:06:59 AM
maybe her pants shrunk in the dryer

Exactly.

I'm sure thats what happened, but oh no,
she's sure she's getting fat....
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 08:09:57 AM
It is "fishey".  Chainsaw spends $500 on food per week; and $200 is on fish.  Nothing wrong with fish.  I love fish........yum.


I just now ordered 3pds king salmon
and 3 pds ahi

be here tommorw in a ice box..
still moving
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: tommywishbone on July 02, 2008, 08:10:25 AM
$500 per week on vittles and now a super model wife? Let me guess... your helicopter needs a good waxing and your island in the south pacific needs a good mowing.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: james_hetfield on July 02, 2008, 08:13:00 AM

That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit.  ::)

dirty dude. women dont take shits.

you have a filthy mind.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2008, 08:19:20 AM
$500 per week on vittles and now a super model wife? Let me guess... your helicopter needs a good waxing and your island in the south pacific needs a good mowing.

Dude,
Don't misquote me,
I didn't say supermodel,
Although, she is beautiful.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: tommywishbone on July 02, 2008, 08:23:54 AM
Dude,
Don't misquote me,
I didn't say supermodel,
Although, she is beautiful.

I'm not misquoting you... I'm applying for the job of "Helicopter waxer."
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: WJ_Harley on July 02, 2008, 08:25:51 AM
hahahaha, another getbigger with a supermodel girlfriend, i'm surprised he has time for her with importing all that meat and fish from overseas and all. ::)
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: swilkins1984 on July 02, 2008, 08:25:57 AM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

Some guys never learn. That is a loaded question and you are looking down the barrel.  ;D
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: mass 04 on July 02, 2008, 08:26:58 AM
I'll mow the lawn on the island. I need a riding mower, push mowers are catabolic.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: tommywishbone on July 02, 2008, 08:34:01 AM
I'll mow the lawn on the island. I need a riding mower, push mowers are catabolic.



I only use a push mower pre-contest. Brings out the quality sinew required to win the title.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Danimal77 on July 02, 2008, 12:12:39 PM
Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: kyomu on July 02, 2008, 02:09:51 PM
My wife is not uptight at all.
And a good sport.
She would read this and laugh at
herself.
I'm very proud of her, she runs
Everyday at least a couple miles with my
dogs.  And trains weights every chance she gets.

And this has been since day one I've known her,
and never quit (for 8 or 9 years)!
Ah OK. Good. :)
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: emn1964 on July 02, 2008, 02:18:49 PM
Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

Translation:  After his boyfriend got done pushing in his stool, the boyfriend asked whether his bunghole was getting too loose from all the anal intrusions.  Chainsaw then said, well that's the reason that he no longer fucks him in the ass.  Its like throwing a hotdog down a stinky hallway.  Boyfriend got pissy and told Chainsaw to make his own spinach omlette for breakfast.
Title: Re: Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.
Post by: Jeffro on July 02, 2008, 02:34:55 PM
Translation:  After his boyfriend got done pushing in his stool, the boyfriend asked whether his bunghole was getting too loose from all the anal intrusions.  Chainsaw then said, well that's the reason that he no longer fucks him in the ass.  Its like throwing a hotdog down a stinky hallway.  Boyfriend got pissy and told Chainsaw to make his own spinach omlette for breakfast.
:-X :-X      ;D