Hahahahahahahah Unbelievable.. My Wife actually asked me this this morning.

[chainsaw]

Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

[kyomu]

Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

Are you stupid or what? She is your wife no?

[james_hetfield]

Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

this story about your "wife" sounds fishey. First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.

[jaejonna]

thats a good weight for a female, post a pic chainsaw or your 'gay'

[240 is Back]

Whenever people ask me if I think they're gaining weight, I am brutally honest.

I think they respect you more when you have the balls to shoot them straight.  

That, or they learn to stop asking!

[Stark]

Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

oh god

[G o a t b o y]

First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.

That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit. 

[Straw Man]

maybe her pants shrunk in the dryer

[Stark]

It's him all over again

[jaejonna]

That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit. 

i had a 'fiver' just ten minutes ago ... aka a five lbs shit ...

[chainsaw]

Whenever people ask me if I think they're gaining weight, I am brutally honest.

I think they respect you more when you have the balls to shoot them straight.  

That, or they learn to stop asking!

She has been working alot, might be less ripped.
And I do mean ripped.
she runs but has only lifted 2x a week,
and its always legs.

[Monster81]

maybe her thighs are still pumped because of all the squating she did with me on the bed last night

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?

[chainsaw]

Are you stupid or what? She is your wife no?

My wife is not uptight at all.
And a good sport.
She would read this and laugh at
herself.
I'm very proud of her, she runs
Everyday at least a couple miles with my
dogs.  And trains weights every chance she gets.

And this has been since day one I've known her,
and never quit (for 8 or 9 years)!

[Stark]

Me thinks this thread is a ploy to highlight how skinny your wife is for compliments. First 500$ food a week now this.... what's the next thread? Nasa's asked you to join the space program but your too busy?

hell I would never post that, my wife has some curves on her the way I like it

[FLYLO]

this story about your "wife" sounds fishey. First it was 115 and now 118? make up your mind.

It is "fishey".  Chainsaw spends $500 on food per week; and $200 is on fish.  Nothing wrong with fish.  I love fish........yum.

I spend that on food a week.
I don't even eat that much.
Mostly fish I import from seattle
finest cuts of meat and chicken.
Organic Vegetables and fruits, berries.
I go out to dinner only 1x a week.
2x at the most.

How much ya'll spend?
When I was 18 (20yrs ago)
I would eat off of about $40.00
a week.  $60.00 at most.

[chainsaw]

maybe her pants shrunk in the dryer

Exactly.

I'm sure thats what happened, but oh no,
she's sure she's getting fat....

[chainsaw]

It is "fishey".  Chainsaw spends $500 on food per week; and $200 is on fish.  Nothing wrong with fish.  I love fish........yum.

I just now ordered 3pds king salmon
and 3 pds ahi

be here tommorw in a ice box..
still moving

[tommywishbone]

$500 per week on vittles and now a super model wife? Let me guess... your helicopter needs a good waxing and your island in the south pacific needs a good mowing.

[james_hetfield]

That's only three pounds...  people's weights fluctuate by more than that all the time.  Hell, you can lose three pounds taking a good shit. 

dirty dude. women dont take shits.

you have a filthy mind.

[chainsaw]

$500 per week on vittles and now a super model wife? Let me guess... your helicopter needs a good waxing and your island in the south pacific needs a good mowing.

Dude,
Don't misquote me,
I didn't say supermodel,
Although, she is beautiful.

[tommywishbone]

Dude,
Don't misquote me,
I didn't say supermodel,
Although, she is beautiful.

I'm not misquoting you... I'm applying for the job of "Helicopter waxer."

[WJ_Harley]

hahahaha, another getbigger with a supermodel girlfriend, i'm surprised he has time for her with importing all that meat and fish from overseas and all.

[swilkins1984]

Her pants were tight, and she asked me if she was
getting fat.  And I said yes...

She runs 3 miles every morning, and eats mostly salad
occasional ice cream.

She's all bent out of shape.

She's only 5'5'' and 118lbs.

Hahahahahah.

She is psycho.

Some guys never learn. That is a loaded question and you are looking down the barrel. 

[mass 04]

I'll mow the lawn on the island. I need a riding mower, push mowers are catabolic.