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Title: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: TechnoViking on July 27, 2008, 06:28:39 PM
What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: triple_pickle on July 27, 2008, 06:29:00 PM
easy.  "brutal 14" arms" = pwned
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Spike on July 27, 2008, 06:31:06 PM
why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Wiggs on July 27, 2008, 06:32:49 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Jesus Christ :o  I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: SAMSON123 on July 27, 2008, 06:35:02 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....

IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: 240 is Back on July 27, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Girls will say anything when you have the GHB in them.  I woudln't stress it.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: cheeksmaliod on July 27, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: gordiano on July 27, 2008, 06:41:03 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.

Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: nicky.smth on July 27, 2008, 06:43:12 PM
A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.

LMAO bro.. ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: gordiano on July 27, 2008, 06:44:41 PM
A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.


Goddamn!  :-X :-\
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 06:47:56 PM
Yet another thread backfire of Moosegay.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: SweetMuscles on July 27, 2008, 06:55:28 PM
 . Drunk date with my ex. She said no but I shoved it up her anus, no lube, no warning, she hated it. I loved it.
When I finished she said 'you know you just raped me' that cut me to the bone. It really upset me. I didn't feel better until I got on the playstation and relaxed a bit.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Red Hook on July 27, 2008, 06:59:36 PM
"I am glad that little kid took your $100 and walked away"

"I am leaving you for a guy that actually works his legs, and cut that stupid mullet"
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Red Hook on July 27, 2008, 07:01:21 PM
"why do you want another guy in bed? I am not into that, I am leaving"
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:02:34 PM
Jesus Christ :o  I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.


agree, tough to beat...from what I hear she has not had a good life
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....

Unlike others, my dick does not:

1) Get me into trouble
2) Create children out of wedlock
3) Create Babaymamas
4) Make me lose my business
5) etc


IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:05:05 PM
Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.

Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.

truer statement never said
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: SweetMuscles on July 27, 2008, 07:08:57 PM
'we have to take mother'

'I'm sure I told you I had kids'

'is it in yet?'

'your cock stinks'

All been said to me.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:14:32 PM
'we have to take mother'

'I'm sure I told you I had kids'

'is it in yet?'

'your cock stinks'

All been said to me.

Ha!
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: tommywishbone on July 27, 2008, 07:15:16 PM
I heard,  "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum."   >:( Damn bitch was right.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:23:08 PM
I heard,  "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum."   >:( Damn bitch was right.

I love when I hear how women 'decide' if they were assaulted, even weeks, months or years later....if things don't work out for them, sometimes its even 'rape'.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: what: on July 27, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!" 
"Calm down.  Have some dip." 
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!" 
"Calm down.  Have some dip." 

Man, I am so glad I have never heard anything like that!
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:27:58 PM
"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!" 
"Calm down.  Have some dip." 

Hey, 'What', when you heard that, did you assume the facial expression seen in the pic in your avatar? :D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: fathead on July 27, 2008, 07:29:38 PM
let's get married
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: tommywishbone on July 27, 2008, 07:30:58 PM
I love when I hear how women 'decide' if they were assaulted, even weeks, months or years later....if things don't work out for them, sometimes its even 'rape'.


Just to be clear... people were "assaulted", but she wasn't one of them.  ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:31:44 PM

Just to be clear... people were "assaulted", but she wasn't one of them.  ;D

did you really do time?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 07:32:58 PM
did you really do time?
Time in jail an interest to you. Thoughts of gang rape excite you. Thought so. Freak.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 07:35:19 PM
Time in jail an interest to you. Thoughts of gang rape excite you. Thought so. Freak.

You are lint

You do not matter

Sleep in tomorrow

like everyday

fatso
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: tommywishbone on July 27, 2008, 07:36:47 PM
did you really do time?

It's funny, in my youth, from time-to-time the law and I just couldn't seem to get along. Times change.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 07:37:02 PM
You are lint

You do not matter

Sleep in tomorrow

like everyday

fatso
O.K. Chiropractor. ::)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 27, 2008, 07:38:21 PM
You are lint

You do not matter

Sleep in tomorrow

like everyday

fatso

that's the worst haiku you've ever posted

at least from a technical stand point
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on July 27, 2008, 07:42:09 PM
What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 08:05:39 PM
What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?

Nah, I think I am a bit above average...never had a prob there
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 08:06:16 PM
that's the worst haiku you've ever posted

at least from a technical stand point

 ;D

doesn't a haiku have to be 14 syllables?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 27, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
Moose's ex-girl said:

"Moose, you shouldn't dig a pit in your basement to trap your newphew in! You shouldn't lower a bottle of lotion and a bottle of Everclear via a bucker and rope to the bottom of the pit screaming, 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! I WISH I HAD ANOTHER MORPHINE SHOT! I WISH I HAD KIDS! I WISH I HADN'T WORN GLITTERING VELVET MAN PANTIES EARLIER IN MY LIFE TO IMPRESS A FEW HOMOS! GOD HELP ME!' Leave the boy Moose, or I'll leave you! You sacless old homo! You wont fuck me, but you'll fuck and live through your poor old newphew!"
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:14:35 PM
Nah, I think I am a bit above average...never had a prob there
a discovery after watching gay porn?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 08:15:07 PM
Moose's ex-girl said:

"Moose, you shouldn't dig a pit in your basement to trap your newphew in! You shouldn't lower a bottle of lotion and a bottle of Everclear via a bucker and rope to the bottom of the pit screaming, 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! I WISH I HAD ANOTHER MORPHINE SHOT! I WISH I HAD KIDS! I WISH I HADN'T WORN GLITTERING VELVET MAN PANTIES EARLIER IN MY LIFE TO IMPRESS A FEW HOMOS! GOD HELP ME!' Leave the boy Moose, or I'll leave you! You sacless old homo! You wont fuck me, but you'll fuck and live through your poor old newphew!"

At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 27, 2008, 08:16:25 PM
At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here

lol

Probably do.  ;)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 08:17:53 PM
lol

Probably do.  ;)

or, these recent days, maybe not :-\
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Camel Jockey on July 27, 2008, 08:19:05 PM
Eating less, working out = looking younger in your 40's and usually no belly!
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 08:20:38 PM
Eating less, working out = looking younger in your 40's and usually no belly!

one thing I do not cover is adequate sleep.

Luckily, I don't seem to need much.

On average, getting adequate sleep keeps you younger.

Def eating less, training smarter and a bit lighter, watching blood hormone levels, etc
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Brutal_1 on July 27, 2008, 08:21:11 PM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that


Moose, was it remarks like this that have led you to hate women?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:22:03 PM

Moose, was it remarks like this that have led you to hate women?
;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: LittleJ on July 27, 2008, 08:23:27 PM
moose what did your parents say?
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: gordiano on July 27, 2008, 08:25:46 PM
At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here

I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: 240 is Back on July 27, 2008, 08:27:07 PM
I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.

ya got that right.  Wifing will age the hell outta you.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:33:02 PM
ya got that right.  Wifing will age the hell outta you.
I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on July 27, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.


Who's the boss at your house-you or Hubby???  :D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: 240 is Back on July 27, 2008, 08:40:27 PM
I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.

I tried.  She spent my HRT money on shoes.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:41:47 PM

Who's the boss at your house-you or Hubby???  :D
Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on July 27, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.


Bigger than you can even dream of  :D

Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Beefjake on July 28, 2008, 04:43:54 AM
A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...

It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!

Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Pollux on July 28, 2008, 04:52:46 AM
And here I thought she said she didn't like your mullet.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Tombo on July 28, 2008, 04:58:41 AM
Stop trolling this thread, it's a funny one
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 28, 2008, 05:15:46 AM
moose what did your parents say?

My mother never liked her after that. And my mother likes everyone
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 28, 2008, 05:16:48 AM
I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.

I work as hard as I can at it.

Business can kick your ass, tho maybe diff than a wife will
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 28, 2008, 05:17:59 AM
A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...

It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!

Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.

maybe she had a small mouth
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: spinnis on July 28, 2008, 05:33:03 AM
"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"

I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.

I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.


Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it!  ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Moosejay on July 28, 2008, 05:44:08 AM
"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"

I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.

I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.


Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it!  ;D

she tried to trap you, lucky evasion on your part!
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: calfzilla on July 28, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
Hey Moose, I was strangled by the umbilical cord while coming out of the birth canal.  It's not so bad, I survived.   ;)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: bigmc on July 28, 2008, 06:44:08 AM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

maybe she just wanted to save the world

from a junior version of you

you have no concept of self

your perception of yourself in no way reflects the delusional idiot that you clearly are
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: CalvinH on July 28, 2008, 07:09:09 AM
Your ceiling needs to be painted.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: knny187 on July 28, 2008, 09:43:27 AM
I'm surprised Moose nobody has ever told you to "drop dead loser"

 ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Beefjake on July 28, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
maybe she had a small mouth

 :) :D ;D maybe - Lol !

I was 24 and in chronic lack of pussy so I got over it fast...
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: candidizzle on July 28, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
she asked why didnt i train calves   :-[

 :D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Dreadlord on July 29, 2008, 01:29:57 AM
why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??


ha ha ha

Damn- I wasn't expecting to see a comment like that here.
Looks like more people are starting to see natfag83 for what he really is

 ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Monster81 on July 29, 2008, 01:34:13 AM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

prove that u used to date trash girls  ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Stark on July 29, 2008, 02:07:56 AM
The worse thing an ex said to me once was:

HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2008, 02:17:21 AM
The worse thing an ex said to me once was:

HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.

 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Tapeworm on July 29, 2008, 02:21:58 AM
"Your best isn't good enough."


 >:(
Well FUCK YOU THEN!!!!
 >:(


Ahhhh, that was cathartic.  :)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Stark on July 29, 2008, 03:27:22 AM
::) ::)

well fuck you Mr Funny ::)
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2008, 03:29:47 AM
well fuck you Mr Funny ::)

At least i'm not a Vaterlandsverräter.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You watch to many movies, did someone ever tell you that, Nico?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: spinnis on July 29, 2008, 03:32:40 AM
"I cant take the whole load at once"

BUT YOU COUDL TRY BOOM!
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: CalvinH on July 29, 2008, 06:14:26 AM
"I do"
Title: Re: Worse thing a girl ever said to me...
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 29, 2008, 09:01:17 AM
...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

  I can sympathize; I don't want kids either.