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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
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What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?
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easy. "brutal 14" arms" = pwned
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why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
Jesus Christ :o I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....
IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
Girls will say anything when you have the GHB in them. I woudln't stress it.
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A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.
Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
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A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.
LMAO bro.. ;D
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A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.
Goddamn! :-X :-\
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Yet another thread backfire of Moosegay.
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. Drunk date with my ex. She said no but I shoved it up her anus, no lube, no warning, she hated it. I loved it.
When I finished she said 'you know you just raped me' that cut me to the bone. It really upset me. I didn't feel better until I got on the playstation and relaxed a bit.
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"I am glad that little kid took your $100 and walked away"
"I am leaving you for a guy that actually works his legs, and cut that stupid mullet"
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"why do you want another guy in bed? I am not into that, I am leaving"
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Jesus Christ :o I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.
agree, tough to beat...from what I hear she has not had a good life
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I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....
Unlike others, my dick does not:
1) Get me into trouble
2) Create children out of wedlock
3) Create Babaymamas
4) Make me lose my business
5) etc
IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....
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Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.
Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.
truer statement never said
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'we have to take mother'
'I'm sure I told you I had kids'
'is it in yet?'
'your cock stinks'
All been said to me.
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'we have to take mother'
'I'm sure I told you I had kids'
'is it in yet?'
'your cock stinks'
All been said to me.
Ha!
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I heard, "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum." >:( Damn bitch was right.
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I heard, "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum." >:( Damn bitch was right.
I love when I hear how women 'decide' if they were assaulted, even weeks, months or years later....if things don't work out for them, sometimes its even 'rape'.
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"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."
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"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."
Man, I am so glad I have never heard anything like that!
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"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."
Hey, 'What', when you heard that, did you assume the facial expression seen in the pic in your avatar? :D
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let's get married
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I love when I hear how women 'decide' if they were assaulted, even weeks, months or years later....if things don't work out for them, sometimes its even 'rape'.
Just to be clear... people were "assaulted", but she wasn't one of them. ;D
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Just to be clear... people were "assaulted", but she wasn't one of them. ;D
did you really do time?
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did you really do time?
Time in jail an interest to you. Thoughts of gang rape excite you. Thought so. Freak.
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Time in jail an interest to you. Thoughts of gang rape excite you. Thought so. Freak.
You are lint
You do not matter
Sleep in tomorrow
like everyday
fatso
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did you really do time?
It's funny, in my youth, from time-to-time the law and I just couldn't seem to get along. Times change.
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You are lint
You do not matter
Sleep in tomorrow
like everyday
fatso
O.K. Chiropractor. ::)
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You are lint
You do not matter
Sleep in tomorrow
like everyday
fatso
that's the worst haiku you've ever posted
at least from a technical stand point
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What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?
;D ;D
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What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?
Nah, I think I am a bit above average...never had a prob there
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that's the worst haiku you've ever posted
at least from a technical stand point
;D
doesn't a haiku have to be 14 syllables?
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Moose's ex-girl said:
"Moose, you shouldn't dig a pit in your basement to trap your newphew in! You shouldn't lower a bottle of lotion and a bottle of Everclear via a bucker and rope to the bottom of the pit screaming, 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! I WISH I HAD ANOTHER MORPHINE SHOT! I WISH I HAD KIDS! I WISH I HADN'T WORN GLITTERING VELVET MAN PANTIES EARLIER IN MY LIFE TO IMPRESS A FEW HOMOS! GOD HELP ME!' Leave the boy Moose, or I'll leave you! You sacless old homo! You wont fuck me, but you'll fuck and live through your poor old newphew!"
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Nah, I think I am a bit above average...never had a prob there
a discovery after watching gay porn?
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Moose's ex-girl said:
"Moose, you shouldn't dig a pit in your basement to trap your newphew in! You shouldn't lower a bottle of lotion and a bottle of Everclear via a bucker and rope to the bottom of the pit screaming, 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! I WISH I HAD ANOTHER MORPHINE SHOT! I WISH I HAD KIDS! I WISH I HADN'T WORN GLITTERING VELVET MAN PANTIES EARLIER IN MY LIFE TO IMPRESS A FEW HOMOS! GOD HELP ME!' Leave the boy Moose, or I'll leave you! You sacless old homo! You wont fuck me, but you'll fuck and live through your poor old newphew!"
At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here
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At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here
lol
Probably do. ;)
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lol
Probably do. ;)
or, these recent days, maybe not :-\
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Eating less, working out = looking younger in your 40's and usually no belly!
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Eating less, working out = looking younger in your 40's and usually no belly!
one thing I do not cover is adequate sleep.
Luckily, I don't seem to need much.
On average, getting adequate sleep keeps you younger.
Def eating less, training smarter and a bit lighter, watching blood hormone levels, etc
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
Moose, was it remarks like this that have led you to hate women?
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Moose, was it remarks like this that have led you to hate women?
;D
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moose what did your parents say?
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At 44, I guarantee I look younger than most of you guys posting here
I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.
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I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.
ya got that right. Wifing will age the hell outta you.
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ya got that right. Wifing will age the hell outta you.
I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.
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I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.
Who's the boss at your house-you or Hubby??? :D
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I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.
I tried. She spent my HRT money on shoes.
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Who's the boss at your house-you or Hubby??? :D
Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.
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Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.
Bigger than you can even dream of :D
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A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...
It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!
Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.
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And here I thought she said she didn't like your mullet.
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Stop trolling this thread, it's a funny one
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moose what did your parents say?
My mother never liked her after that. And my mother likes everyone
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I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.
I work as hard as I can at it.
Business can kick your ass, tho maybe diff than a wife will
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A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...
It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!
Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.
maybe she had a small mouth
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"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"
I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.
I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.
Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it! ;D
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"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"
I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.
I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.
Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it! ;D
she tried to trap you, lucky evasion on your part!
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Hey Moose, I was strangled by the umbilical cord while coming out of the birth canal. It's not so bad, I survived. ;)
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
maybe she just wanted to save the world
from a junior version of you
you have no concept of self
your perception of yourself in no way reflects the delusional idiot that you clearly are
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Your ceiling needs to be painted.
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I'm surprised Moose nobody has ever told you to "drop dead loser"
;D
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maybe she had a small mouth
:) :D ;D maybe - Lol !
I was 24 and in chronic lack of pussy so I got over it fast...
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she asked why didnt i train calves :-[
:D
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why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??
ha ha ha
Damn- I wasn't expecting to see a comment like that here.
Looks like more people are starting to see natfag83 for what he really is
;D
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
prove that u used to date trash girls ;D
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The worse thing an ex said to me once was:
HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.
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The worse thing an ex said to me once was:
HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.
::) ::)
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"Your best isn't good enough."
>:(
Well FUCK YOU THEN!!!!
>:(
Ahhhh, that was cathartic. :)
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::) ::)
well fuck you Mr Funny ::)
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well fuck you Mr Funny ::)
At least i'm not a Vaterlandsverräter.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
You watch to many movies, did someone ever tell you that, Nico? ;D ;D ;D
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"I cant take the whole load at once"
BUT YOU COUDL TRY BOOM!
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"I do"
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...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.
And I mean evil.
Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:
"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids
I shit you not.
Try to beat that
I can sympathize; I don't want kids either.