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Title: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 08:34:33 PM
I didn't realize these were the ones that flip out, spaz on the ground, laugh their asses off all in church.  Most of Palin's life has been attending one of these churches :-\  I just read that the pastor from her church suggested people who voted for Kerry in 2004 would go to hell.  WTF?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 240 is Back on September 07, 2008, 08:42:37 PM
I know of one getbigger who believes that Liberals cannot be true Christians.

Please explain.......it's my belief that Liberals cannot be true Christians

???
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 08:51:09 PM
Pentacostals



I went to one of these with some friends back in the 80's.  They were going around touching people and they would just start laughing.  They called it being drunk in the spirit or something.  I DID NOT DO THAT SHIT. and just looked at the guy like an idiot.  I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 08:53:04 PM
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: MB_722 on September 07, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
that stuff is scary.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 2ND COMING on September 07, 2008, 09:14:36 PM
ive been to one of these churches when i was wayy younger. I forget the name exacxt name but it had the word zion in it. True story


 ;D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 07, 2008, 09:17:32 PM
What? How dare you? You think running around like a deranged chicken and talking in Jibberish is evidence of maniacal behavior? Wow, are you intolerant. I see nothing strange about people rolling around, having convulsions, and babbling incoherently in unknown diallects, and allegedly being possessed by interdimensional invisible formless entities. Doesn't everyone do that?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 09:17:56 PM
ive been to one of these churches when i was wayy younger. I forget the name exacxt name but it had the word zion in it. True story


 ;D
I only went once and never wanted anything to do with it again.  They were touching people and they would start laughing uncontrollably.  What happened at the one you went to?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 09:18:51 PM
What? How dare you? You think running around like a deranged chicken and talking in Jibberish is evidence of maniacal behavior? Wow, are you intolerant. I see nothing strange about people rolling around, having convulsions, and babbling incoherently in unknown diallects, and allegedly being possessed by interdimensional invisible formless entities. Doesn't everyone do that?
lol ;D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hereford on September 07, 2008, 09:32:08 PM
Are you sure that is not the mormon church?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 07, 2008, 09:55:54 PM
Are you sure that is not the mormon church?
I'm sure.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: George Whorewell on September 08, 2008, 10:34:50 AM
While I am not one of these rabid religious types, who gives a shit what they do to celebrate their faith if they dont hurt anyone?

Hugo, you do realize a substantial portion of your consituency ( Black people) are pentacostals, baptists, lutherans, etc. and flop around like a halibut on ectasy while singing along to high volume organs-

I have to admit though- For anyone who saw Borat, the scene with him in the evangelical church was pretty fucking hysterical.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Butterbean on September 08, 2008, 10:58:24 AM

Some people would argue that "tongues" were only for the early church and do not occur today.


A friend who is a Christian said she saw on television a pastor and his church that were laughing hysterically.  The pastor would yell "Fresh!" and people would laugh.  This continued.  She said it freaked her out.

Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 08, 2008, 02:34:09 PM
I read somewhere that the Jesus Camp Documentary that freaked out everyone was Pentecostal.  Not sure if it's true but it looks like the same freaky stuff.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: w8tlftr on September 08, 2008, 03:01:54 PM
Ahhhh man!  >:(

Does this mean she doesn't do anal to oral?

Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 24KT on September 08, 2008, 03:11:35 PM

This is a good point although if people are so freaked out by this stuff that they ridicule and are repulsed by it, I wonder if it hinders someone from being open to learning about God.


Dah!   ::)

The same applies for proselytizing as well! I may want to try a bite or two of garlic pizza,
but if you try to ram the whole damned pie down my throat at once, ...you're gonna trigger my gag reflex!
...and I LOVE PIZZA!  ;D


STella, is it safe to assume your husband didn't try to slam you in the back seat on the first date?
...and if he had, ...do you think you would have had a second date with him? ...let alone a trip to the altar?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 24KT on September 08, 2008, 03:15:03 PM
I read somewhere that the Jesus Camp Documentary that freaked out everyone was Pentecostal.  Not sure if it's true but it looks like the same freaky stuff.

That was flat out child abuse!  >:(

A 5 yr. old says he came to the lord because he wanted to broaden his horizons?  ::) WTF does a 5 yr. old know?
He needs to be playing with his Tonka toys, not praying to a cardboard figure of Bush
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: shootfighter1 on September 08, 2008, 03:24:16 PM
I knew a pentacostal guy across the hall in college....he was pretty odd and one night woke up his roomates (they were in a quad) yelling in tongues.  I'd say thats pretty f'n strange.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: MB_722 on September 08, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
That was flat out child abuse!  >:(

A 5 yr. old says he came to the lord because he wanted to broaden his horizons?  ::) WTF does a 5 yr. old know?
He needs to be playing with his Tonka toys, not praying to a cardboard figure of Bush

LOL I'm laughing at the stupidity of it.  :D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 08, 2008, 11:18:01 PM
Wow, just what America needs!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 08, 2008, 11:23:25 PM
Wow, just what America needs!  ;D ;D

America does need more a2m. 
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: pedro01 on September 09, 2008, 12:38:22 AM
Scary videos.

I've seen enough women faking it to know that this is all those people are doing.

Maybe each and every one of them thinks they are the only ones not experiencing it for real, so they put on a show.

Some people just need this shit in their lives. Interesting to see what'll happen when Palins' spazzing out at 3AM right near the red button.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 09, 2008, 12:49:10 AM
Interesting to see what'll happen when Palins' spazzing out at 3AM right near the red button.
lol
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: w8tlftr on September 09, 2008, 03:35:56 AM


WHUT?!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Butterbean on September 09, 2008, 08:09:19 AM

Angry at your mom again calmus ??? 


Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 09, 2008, 09:08:59 AM
Angry at your mom again calmus ??? 




For all her failings, she is not PentEcostal, or even religious.  :)
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 09, 2008, 01:19:50 PM
Oh brother ::) I got reported to moderator.  Talk about taking yourself waaaaaaay tooooo seriously.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: boonasty on September 09, 2008, 01:47:07 PM
Oh brother ::) I got reported to moderator.  Talk about taking yourself waaaaaaay tooooo seriously.

what happened
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 09, 2008, 01:50:59 PM
what happened

w8lftr was wondering if the Pentecostal Sarah Palin would do ass-to-mouth, so I took Stella's post on her experiences with "Pentacostals" and by changing about five words in it I made it about her experiences with Pentecostal a2m. A few people got a kick out of it, but apparently somebody's faith is so fragile that they had 3-4 posts deleted from the thread.   
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: boonasty on September 09, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
w8lftr was wondering if the Pentecostal Sarah Palin would do ass-to-mouth, so I took Stella's post on her experiences with "Pentacostals" and by changing about five words in it I made it about her experiences with Pentecostal a2m. A few people got a kick out of it, but apparently somebody's faith is so fragile that they had 3-4 posts deleted from the thread.   
who reported?
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 09, 2008, 04:23:49 PM
Not sure, but since Hugo Chavez thought it was funny i'm thinking it was a Stella-Beach Bum project. Fighting the good fight and all.

Oh well.  ;D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Butterbean on September 09, 2008, 04:30:17 PM
i'm thinking it was a Stella-Beach Bum project.
Sorry but no
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: calmus on September 09, 2008, 04:32:42 PM
Ok, so then it must have been Douche Mark himself.  Good to know I'm still under the old fogey's skin. I'd hate to think my jibes weren't having an effect.  ;D
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 09, 2008, 07:49:45 PM
Which one of those jackass religions is the one where you have to screw with the rattlesnake? Apparently if god thinks you're a useless sack of shit, he "allows" the snake to bite you.
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on September 09, 2008, 08:33:31 PM
Which one of those jackass religions is the one where you have to screw with the rattlesnake? Apparently if god thinks you're a useless sack of shit, he "allows" the snake to bite you.
lol... they're pentacostal. 
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 24KT on September 10, 2008, 03:23:05 AM
Scary videos.

I've seen enough women faking it to know that this is all those people are doing.



 :o  Wow Pedro, I'm somewhat impressed. Most guys would never have the balls to admit such a thing!
Title: Re: uhhh... Pentacostals are lunitics.
Post by: 24KT on September 10, 2008, 03:26:59 AM
Which one of those jackass religions is the one where you have to screw with the rattlesnake? Apparently if god thinks you're a useless sack of shit, he "allows" the snake to bite you.

I think that might be Santaria  or possibly Voodoo, ...but considering the current sorry state of US politics,
...it could just very well be evangelical christianity.