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Title: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 02:54:06 PM
Why do cougars prey on leafy. I notice cougars are drawn to leafy and his boyish looks but not women of his age. Is it because leafy looks 16? Is this creepy? What should leafy do if he wants to attract more cougars. Should he poof his bangs higher?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Go 4 It on September 20, 2008, 02:55:36 PM
Probably the hair bro, not trying to knock you, but you look like you just stepped out of the 80's..
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 02:57:24 PM
Probably the hair bro, not trying to knock you, but you look like you just stepped out of the 80's..
Should i shave my head and grow a goatee? Would a tribal arm band tat help me bro?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 20, 2008, 03:00:43 PM
Should i shave my head and grow a goatee? Would a tribal arm band tat help me bro?
Sure, then you'd look just like all the jackasses at my gym. What's wrong with you? Don't you want to be like everyone else? God forbid, you should have your own identity.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:02:01 PM
Sure, then you'd look just like all the jackasses at my gym. What's wrong with you? Don't you want to be like everyone else? God forbid, you should have your own identity.
I know, i like 1980s time capsule look  :-\
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Go 4 It on September 20, 2008, 03:03:01 PM
Should i shave my head and grow a goatee? Would a tribal arm band tat help me bro?

Nah, but I would definitely try out a more current look, you got a good build, but you have Ben Stillers hair from DodgeBall.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: freespirit on September 20, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
Sure, then you'd look just like all the jackasses at my gym. What's wrong with you? Don't you want to be like everyone else? God forbid, you should have your own identity.

Most people are copy cats. They want to "fit in", and yet they don't know who they are.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on September 20, 2008, 03:04:41 PM
Why do cougars prey on leafy. I notice cougars are drawn to leafy and his boyish looks but not women of his age. Is it because leafy looks 16? Is this creepy? What should leafy do if he wants to attract more cougars. Should he poof his bangs higher?

You dont get attractive women your own age because you're a homo.

HTH.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
Why do cougars prey on leafy. I notice cougars are drawn to leafy and his boyish looks but not women of his age. Is it because leafy looks 16? Is this creepy? What should leafy do if he wants to attract more cougars. Should he poof his bangs higher?
No insult intended with this comment Leafy so please don't be insulted, but I'm really not the one to ask.  I am not attracted to men with boyish looks.  I've always been attracted to men with very masculine looks.  Even when I was in my late teens, early 20's.  But, if I were to guess...maybe it's because it makes them (the women) feel younger?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:07:06 PM
No insult intended with this comment Leafy so please don't be insulted, but I'm really not the one to ask.  I am not attracted to men with boyish looks.  I've always been attracted to men with very masculine looks.  Even when I was in my late teens, early 20's.  But, if I were to guess...maybe it's because it makes them (the women) feel younger?
How dare you offend me! Leave this thread at once.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
How dare you offend me! Leave this thread at once.
lol  sowwy  :-*
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: njflex on September 20, 2008, 03:09:27 PM
How dare you offend me! Leave this thread at once.
u asked...
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: tendonitis on September 20, 2008, 03:11:05 PM
Don't question it Leafy, just bang them until your dick is too sore to bang them anymore.

Cougar sex and milf sex rank right up there with drunken sorority slut sex.

When in doubt, whip it out bro.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
Here is how the story goes. I was in the check out line at wal-mart when i was the packages jack's link beef jerky on the shelf. I went to grab a few packages and i put them in my cart and propped one leg up on the cart and leaned on it. As i looked up i noticed an older woman that was very attractive kind of eyeing me. She had what looked like nostalgia in her eye, a misty glaze, and quickly looked away. I then became very self conscious. I had my white Adidas track pants on with the black stripes and my sky blue work shirt on. Perhaps i reminded her of someone. After that she would not look at me. Maybe she felt sorry for me. Life as a struggling mediocre bodybuilder can be hard at times. Maybe she was shocked at all the tuna and oats i had my my shopping cart or perhaps she was looking at my poofy hair.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:15:48 PM
Don't question it Leafy, just bang them until your dick is too sore to bang them anymore.

Cougar sex and milf sex rank right up there with drunken sorority slut sex.

When in doubt, whip it out bro.
Aren't cougars and milfs in the same league? I was under the impression cougars were older women who preyed on jack rabbits like myself. Is a milf a passive cougar?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:18:41 PM
Nah, but I would definitely try out a more current look, you got a good build, but you have Ben Stillers hair from DodgeBall.
I would rather look like Ben Stiller from dodge ball then Bruno from the Ali G show  ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: James Phoenix on September 20, 2008, 03:18:50 PM
I'm pretty sure that a Cougar is a woman in her late 20s - 30s.

Milfs are 40+.


Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:19:28 PM
Here is how the story goes. I was in the check out line at wal-mart when i was the packages jack's link beef jerky on the shelf. I went to grab a few packages and i put them in my cart and propped one leg up on the cart and leaned on it. As i looked up i noticed an older woman that was very attractive kind of eyeing me. She had what looked like nostalgia in her eye, a misty glaze, and quickly looked away. I then became very self conscious. I had my white Adidas track pants on with the black stripes and my sky blue work shirt on. Perhaps i reminded her of someone. After that she would not look at me. Maybe she felt sorry for me. Life as a struggling mediocre bodybuilder can be hard at times. Maybe she was shocked at all the tuna and oats i had my my shopping cart or perhaps she was looking at my poofy hair.

and you didn't talk to her  = FAIL
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
I'm pretty sure that a Cougar is a woman in her late 20s - 30s.

Milfs are 40+.




milf = a good looking mother.  age doesn't matter

cougar is 35+ i'd say.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:20:44 PM
and you didn't talk to her  = FAIL
How would you approach her bast? I was suppose to jump isles and say hi my name is XXX. She was obviously married. Slim chance anything would have come out of it in that situation.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:21:48 PM
milf = a good looking mother.  age doesn't matter

cougar is 35+ i'd say.
These classifications are too confusing. I personally don't like the word cougar. It seems degrading. When i hear the word i picture a leather faced meth head woman. Lets just call them aged women perhaps?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 20, 2008, 03:22:39 PM
I would rather look like Ben Stiller from dodge ball then Bruno from the Ali G show  ;D
Sure you're not stealing my look from 1985?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:22:52 PM
Actually, she was wondering how so much fag0try could be contained in one body.
Can you post the picture of your fat little middle finger again. Hahahahah, those long slender fingers of yours don't look like they have seen a weight much less the light of day. Common let me see that middle finger picture again.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: tendonitis on September 20, 2008, 03:23:04 PM
Aren't cougars and milfs in the same league? I was under the impression cougars were older women who preyed on jack rabbits like myself. Is a milf a passive cougar?

Cougars are 35 and older and prefer men under 25.

Milfs come in all ages and are hot, horny women who have a kid.

Both can be extremely fun.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:23:33 PM
How would you approach her bast? I was suppose to jump isles and say hi my name is XXX. She was obviously married. Slim chance anything would have come out of it in that situation.

married people cheat.  you could have said hi, and made a comment about the food your were grabbing, then that may have lead to a conversation.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:23:56 PM
Sure you're not stealing my look from 1985?
I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Go 4 It on September 20, 2008, 03:24:02 PM
I would rather look like Ben Stiller from dodge ball then Bruno from the Ali G show  ;D

Are you saying that I look like Bruno from Ali G??  ;D ;D Anyway man, do what you want with your hair, I'm just tryin to give you some helpful advice, with your build you should be slamming hoes all day..
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.

get over it and cut it!
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:25:26 PM
Are you saying that I look like Bruno from Ali G??  ;D ;D Anyway man, do what you want with your hair, I'm just tryin to give you some helpful advice, with your build you should be slamming hoes all day..
My physique is a direct result of a lack of confidence and emotional fragility. I cry myself to sleep. How can a tender little guy like myself change this?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:26:24 PM
get over it and cut it!
Should i post a picture of my shriveled penis over the commode seat as well? Is this the hazing one has to go through before he cant enter the realm of manhood?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:27:07 PM
Should i post a picture of my shriveled penis over the commode seat as well? Is this the hazing one has to go through before he cant enter the realm of manhood?

if you want to.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 20, 2008, 03:27:13 PM
I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.
Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: James Phoenix on September 20, 2008, 03:27:39 PM
milf = a good looking mother.  age doesn't matter

cougar is 35+ i'd say.

In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.

you have an old man's hair style.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:28:08 PM
Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.
Do you have anymore pictures of just you and the snake? Please post! They are very nice!
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Bast000 on September 20, 2008, 03:29:04 PM
In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?

sure, most women that age have kids
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 20, 2008, 03:29:58 PM
you have an old man's hair style.
I've tried the stupid crewcut everyone else has. Didn't look good on me.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:32:24 PM
Another question.... Is it hurting me if i drive down the road in my red 2004 Honda listening to Hall and Oates with the window rolled down? Is this unattractive to women my age? Do i need to change my musical choices? Would loud rap on a bass help me pick up more young women?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 20, 2008, 03:34:57 PM
Another question.... Is it hurting me if i drive down the road in my red 2004 Honda listening to Hall and Oates with the window rolled down? Is this unattractive to women my age? Do i need to change my musical choices? Would loud rap on a bass help me pick up more young women?

Yes, not only should you play mindless rap music, but you should also buy yourself some Grillz for your teeth, wear your underwear outside your pants, big gold chain and Rock the Wigger look.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 03:36:06 PM
In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?
The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: James Phoenix on September 20, 2008, 03:39:27 PM
The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.

Everyone knows what the acronym stands for.

The term is applied to any older attractive woman though.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:40:16 PM
Yes, not only should you play mindless rap music, but you should also buy yourself some Grillz for your teeth, wear your underwear outside your pants, big gold chain and Rock the Wigger look.
It seems to have a stupefying effect on the females and draws them near to their male counterparts.

The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.
What is Lori classified as out of curiosity? I called her a cougar the other day. I do not think she appreciated it.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 03:44:15 PM
Everyone knows what the acronym stands for.

The term is applied to any older attractive woman though.
Cuz every woman is a mother?  ::)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:47:25 PM
It has recently come to my knowledge that my friends wife is 34. The other day as we were rapping up our discussion after i ran into them in the gym, she looked at me with doe eyes and requested a hug. I proceeded but felt uncomfortable since i have a lot of respect for my friend and would never do that to him or even think of it. I mean this woman was born in 1974. Luckily he wasn't there at the time and it was just my other friend that was with her.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: James Phoenix on September 20, 2008, 03:51:32 PM
Cuz every woman is a mother?  ::)

No.

I'll explain it to you.

It's used as slang to describe older attractive women, because we automatically associate older women with motherhood;

however, having kids is not part of the criteria for "Milf" status.

The only criteria are attractiveness and age.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 03:51:42 PM
It's not our fault Mike has bad sperm.
???
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:52:52 PM
It's not our fault Mike has bad sperm.
Do you think Laura is partly responsible for the frying of Mikes testicles? Will there every be an Arvilla family? Will you guys buy a station wagon and go on Arvilla family vacations if Mike ever has one slip through? How many Arvillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 03:53:35 PM
???
Stop avoiding the question. What is Lori's classification?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Bump for Laura Lee. What is Lori classification?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 04:06:00 PM
Do you think Laura is partly responsible for the frying of Mikes testicles? Will there every be an Arvilla family? Will you guys buy a station wagon and go on Arvilla family vacations if Mike ever has one slip through? How many Arvillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Mike doesn't have children because he never wanted children.  I already have two grown children from prior marriage and do not want any more at this stage of the game, thanks.  ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: James Phoenix on September 20, 2008, 04:07:03 PM
Mike doesn't have children because he never wanted children.  I already have two grown children from prior marriage and do not want any more at this stage of the game, thanks.  ;D

No, thank you.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:13:13 PM
Mike doesn't have children because he never wanted children.  I already have two grown children from prior marriage and do not want any more at this stage of the game, thanks.  ;D
:( You are still avoiding the question
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:18:09 PM
What's more important, giving more children to the earth or abusing ECA and clenbuterol as a middleaged woman?
To be honest i would hate to see someone give more children to this earth. It is such a cold, harsh, and brutish place. At times i wish i never existed.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
Shut ut you ripped James Van Der Beek
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_BcAhLr85Pvs/Rs3W0ZLV9tI/AAAAAAAALOk/E2YHsd0vzRo/s400/james_van_der_beek.jpg)
i hate that guy  >:(  :-\
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 04:37:25 PM
:( You are still avoiding the question
What question?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:38:51 PM
What question?
W H A T  I S  L O R I' S  C L A S S I F I C A T I O N
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:39:52 PM
Do you hate yourself?
One could come to this conclusion since it appears i have been running away from myself since the age of 17.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 04:40:24 PM
W H A T  I S  L O R I' S  C L A S S I F I C A T I O N
Lori who?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:44:15 PM
Lori who?
Lori Petty of course.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 04:45:49 PM
Why do you worship Adam when you clearly are more ripped than him?
Because Adam is to me like Morpheus is to Neo. Neo will always have respect for Morpheus no matter what.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2008, 04:52:09 PM
Lori Petty of course.
Tank Girl?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on September 20, 2008, 05:05:20 PM
Tank Girl?

Gina Davis's little sister "Kit"  in "A League of Their Own"........
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on September 20, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
Tank Girl?

"Tyler" in "Point Break"...... hell yes!  :D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: tbombz on September 20, 2008, 05:13:27 PM
Because Adam is to me like Morpheus is to Neo. Neo will always have respect for Morpheus no matter what.
You are the neo of bodybuilding, eh ? Cant wait to see your physique as you get older, then.  :)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: ripitupbaby on September 20, 2008, 05:16:22 PM
Lori Petty of course.


hahaha I thought for a second you were dragging me into this one.  ;)

Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: shiftedShapes on September 20, 2008, 05:23:36 PM
to answer OP's question:

you are passive and older women tend to be more forward, so if younger ones are into you they are less like to show it.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 05:31:59 PM

hahaha I thought for a second you were dragging me into this one.  ;)


I would never drag you into anything you didn't want to be dragged into  :)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: ripitupbaby on September 20, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
I would never drag you into anything you didn't want to be dragged into  :)


I consider myself more of a lioness or tigress than a cougar anyway.   8)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: boonstack on September 20, 2008, 05:43:32 PM
blah blha blah leafy you "arent" that "big of a deal".. you arent "the talk of the town" you arent what a milf "thinks about second chancing" and ruining her relatinship with her 45 yr old lawyer husband for a quick 1 night stand. blah blah blah get over it
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 06:16:11 PM
blah blha blah leafy you "arent" that "big of a deal".. you arent "the talk of the town" you arent what a milf "thinks about second chancing" and ruining her relatinship with her 45 yr old lawyer husband for a quick 1 night stand. blah blah blah get over it
  :( Thank you for the insightful post. I now realize my delusion.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 06:18:21 PM

I consider myself more of a lioness or tigress than a cougar anyway.   8)

No one asked what you considered yourself to be shit head. This thread is all about me  ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: ripitupbaby on September 20, 2008, 06:22:49 PM
No one asked what you considered yourself to be shit head. This thread is all about me  ;D


 >:(

YOU'RE a towel! 

Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 06:26:50 PM

 >:(

YOU'RE a towel! 


Care to explain that to me? What is that? 1970's talk?  ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: ripitupbaby on September 20, 2008, 06:37:45 PM
Care to explain that to me? What is that? 1970's talk?  ;D


hahahaha No... South Park baby.  A youth like yourself should know that!   :P



Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 06:51:04 PM

hahahaha No... South Park baby.  A youth like yourself should know that!   :P




I try not to keep up with the youths. Their culture of self degradation and rap music doesn't appeal to me but i do watch southpark. I just didn't watch the towilee episode because it looked boring.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Earl1972 on September 20, 2008, 07:19:06 PM
do you talk to girls your age?

how do you know they don't like you?

E
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on September 20, 2008, 07:31:57 PM
do you talk to girls your age?

how do you know they don't like you?

E


Because he is gay!
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 07:34:49 PM

Because he is gay!
Can you post that pic of the crazy 21 inch arm shot. Do you have any more pictures with just you in it?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: S_Samuel on September 20, 2008, 07:35:05 PM
She was probably trying to figure out why you were buying so many eggs and oats. Then she probably looked at your track pants, figured you were an athlete of some sort, and that was that. Probably not any sort of sexual attraction. Of course I could be wrong. Most women are whores so she might've wanted some of your "beef jerky" right then and there.

Ripitupbaby, wanna get high?  ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 07:45:55 PM
Can you post that pic of the crazy 21 inch arm shot. Do you have any more pictures with just you in it?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 07:48:15 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D
I didn't know Dairy Queen sponsored a bodybuilder. Ohh man i await eagerly the full body shots of this guy.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 07:50:56 PM
I didn't know Dairy Queen sponsored a bodybuilder. Ohh man i await eagerly the full body shots of this guy.
hahaha, don't hold your breath, he's a globe trotting millionaire District Attorney who lives on the beach in San Diego, his job and life are far too sensitive too post full body shots. :o ::)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: io856 on September 20, 2008, 07:52:41 PM
Does JohnnyVegas think thats impressive? I mean you can see 25 inch+ arms walking out of your local maccas or pizza hut each and every day...

I highly doubt Lee made $250K per year, ever. Ronnie and Jay MAY make that much, but it would be close I think.

As for the 20 sets per bodypart-and not believing in overtraining-PLEASE.

I dont know anyone today, or even in the last 10 years, that trains a muscle more than once a week, and 20 sets is on the high side for anyone.

He knows more about training than Lee Priest  ::)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: S_Samuel on September 20, 2008, 07:54:14 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ;D

Is that some sort of BBW vagina?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
Is that some sort of BBW vagina?
Someone mooning a camera perhaps?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 07:56:24 PM
Is that some sort of BBW vagina?
that's the great 5'3" 335 pound county jail mop boy "Johhny Vegas" ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: io856 on September 20, 2008, 08:04:07 PM
Is that some sort of BBW vagina?
hahhhahahhahhahahahah 

small 250-300mg week cycles for guys like me are night and day.

"the beef" ::)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: S_Samuel on September 20, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
that's the great 5'3" 335 pound county jail mop boy "Johhny Vegas" ;D

hahaha... he should get an award for the most consistent dirty bulker... what a beast!


That arm looks like two holiday hams wrapped in a t-shirt.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 08:06:41 PM
hahaha... he should get an award for the most consistent dirty bulker... what a beast!


That arm looks like two holiday hams wrapped in a t-shirt.
hahahhaa, exactly, although he seems to think he's some huge shredded beast. ::)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:18:58 PM

I consider myself more of a lioness or tigress than a cougar anyway.   8)


I consider you more of a vein-headed gagger.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 08:20:08 PM
I consider you more of a vein-headed gagger.
get out of here fagg, hetero men only in this thread. :D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:21:19 PM
get out of here fagg, hetero men only in this thread. :D

I consider her more of Lion-esque with all those hormones running through that straw-head's body.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:26:57 PM
Hey Leafy,

Why are you curious about what type Lori is? Why not just pick up a nice looking older woman that doesn't pump herself full of hormones - and someone that doesn't have a leather vagina? Wouldn't you rather prefer something wet and soft...
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 08:28:29 PM
Hey Leafy,

Why are you curious about what type Lori is? Why not just pick up a nice looking older woman that doesn't pump herself full of hormones - and someone that doesn't have a leather vagina? Wouldn't you rather prefer something wet and soft...
how do you type with your boyfriends dick in your mouth?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:30:38 PM
how do you type with your boyfriends dick in your mouth?

Iz there dings and dongs, Quaker....?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
Probably the same way your fat trailer-park girlfriend types with your neighbor's dick in her mouth.  :D

Shut up you fat-fingered, bucktooth jackass. :)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Master Blaster on September 20, 2008, 08:33:40 PM
Iz there dings and dongs, Quaker....?

You're kind of dialing it in with this one brah.  :-\
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
Hey Leafy,

Why are you curious about what type Lori is? Why not just pick up a nice looking older woman that doesn't pump herself full of hormones - and someone that doesn't have a leather vagina? Wouldn't you rather prefer something wet and soft...
Said the man who realized after 3 years he was being fantasized about and violated by a 33 year old gay man who had "befriended" him and hung his pictures on his refrigerator door for "motivation". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:34:52 PM
Shut up you fat-fingered, bucktooth jackass. :)
Hahahah goatboy does have fat fingers.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:37:38 PM
Said the man who realized after 3 years he was being fantasized about and violated by a 33 year old gay man who had "befriended" him and hung his pictures his refrigerator door for "motivation". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yes - but he is still more feminine than that Lori 'girl'... hahaha 
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: S_Samuel on September 20, 2008, 08:42:06 PM
I consider her more of Lion-esque with all those hormones running through that straw-head's body.

Ripitupbaby is hot. tight little package she is.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:43:06 PM
Yes - but he is still more feminine than that Lori 'girl'... hahaha 
pwned by this guy hahahaha
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:43:32 PM
Ripitupbaby is hot. tight little package she is.

S_Samuel ... Do I need to speculate that the "S" stands for schmoe... ?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:44:42 PM
pwned by this guy hahahaha

I can't help that my brother is gay.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 08:45:10 PM
pwned by this guy hahahaha
hahahaha, is that him?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:45:45 PM
hahahaha, is that him?
Nahh but its the guy who violated him.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:46:37 PM
hahahaha, is that him?

That's me. 5'2 145 lbs ...
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:51:42 PM
Deputy D... Tell them about the Ck234's that Ashley bought for you  :)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: QuakerOats on September 20, 2008, 08:52:00 PM
Hahahah goatboy does have fat fingers.
still being a scared little bitch and not posting your picture i see. :D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: S_Samuel on September 20, 2008, 08:52:48 PM
S_Samuel ... Do I need to speculate that the "S" stands for schmoe... ?

I'm a schmoe because I find a sexy little blonde known as "ripitupbaby" attractive?
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 08:54:16 PM
Deputy D... Tell them about the Ck234's that Ashley bought for you  :)

What does this have to do with the following:

Dings n' Dongz
Leather vaginas
Straw heads
Vascular foreheads
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 08:56:56 PM
What does this have to do with the following:

Dings n' Dongz
Leather vaginas
Straw heads
Vascular foreheads
(http://www.famemarket.com/pic/0831111222.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Cromespyder on September 20, 2008, 08:58:58 PM
hahaha, don't hold your breath, he's a globe trotting millionaire District Attorney who lives on the beach in San Diego, his job and life are far too sensitive too post full body shots. :o ::)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=228861.0;attach=272141;image)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Cromespyder on September 20, 2008, 09:06:22 PM

In fairness, all that proves is he worked at a Wendy's at some point in his life.  It could have been when he was 16 years old a decade or two ago.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=228861.0;attach=272142;image)
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 20, 2008, 09:09:34 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=228861.0;attach=272142;image)
Hahahahahah fuck... no way that's the same guy. I remember reading that thread like 2 years ago on bbing.com.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Cromespyder on September 20, 2008, 09:14:02 PM
Hahahahahah fuck... no way that's the same guy. I remember reading that thread like 2 years ago on bbing.com.
'619rules' is johnnyvegas' old screename.  'he' deleted his account after an epic meltdown because i and the beef(pbuh), unleashed a brutal owning on him. he still hasnt recovered.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 09:15:35 PM
Wow, I remember that post on bb.com when I was like 15.
Title: Re: QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...
Post by: Deputy D on September 20, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
Am I turning you guys on??