QUESTION FOR LAURA LEE: Cougars...

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Sure you're not stealing my look from 1985?

I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.

[Go 4 It]

I would rather look like Ben Stiller from dodge ball then Bruno from the Ali G show 

Are you saying that I look like Bruno from Ali G??   Anyway man, do what you want with your hair, I'm just tryin to give you some helpful advice, with your build you should be slamming hoes all day..

[Bast000]

I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.

get over it and cut it!

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Are you saying that I look like Bruno from Ali G??   Anyway man, do what you want with your hair, I'm just tryin to give you some helpful advice, with your build you should be slamming hoes all day..

My physique is a direct result of a lack of confidence and emotional fragility. I cry myself to sleep. How can a tender little guy like myself change this?

[The_Leafy_Bug]

get over it and cut it!

Should i post a picture of my shriveled penis over the commode seat as well? Is this the hazing one has to go through before he cant enter the realm of manhood?

[Bast000]

Should i post a picture of my shriveled penis over the commode seat as well? Is this the hazing one has to go through before he cant enter the realm of manhood?

if you want to.

[The ChemistV2]

I tired cutting my hair short in highschool. My grandmother told me it made my face look fat. I was scared from getting it cut short for life. Now i have to keep it long.

Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.

[James Phoenix]

milf = a good looking mother.  age doesn't matter

cougar is 35+ i'd say.

In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?

[Bast000]

Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.

you have an old man's hair style.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Actually I've had about the same hair my whole life. Me at 40 with one of my pets.

Do you have anymore pictures of just you and the snake? Please post! They are very nice!

[Bast000]

In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?

sure, most women that age have kids

[The ChemistV2]

you have an old man's hair style.

I've tried the stupid crewcut everyone else has. Didn't look good on me.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Another question.... Is it hurting me if i drive down the road in my red 2004 Honda listening to Hall and Oates with the window rolled down? Is this unattractive to women my age? Do i need to change my musical choices? Would loud rap on a bass help me pick up more young women?

[The ChemistV2]

Another question.... Is it hurting me if i drive down the road in my red 2004 Honda listening to Hall and Oates with the window rolled down? Is this unattractive to women my age? Do i need to change my musical choices? Would loud rap on a bass help me pick up more young women?

Yes, not only should you play mindless rap music, but you should also buy yourself some Grillz for your teeth, wear your underwear outside your pants, big gold chain and Rock the Wigger look.

[Laura Lee]

In the original sense of the word, yes.

However, now, the term "Milf" is applied to any attractive older woman.

For example, if you saw an attractive 40-something in the mall walking around without kids, would you not refer to her as a Milf?

The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.

[James Phoenix]

The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.

Everyone knows what the acronym stands for.

The term is applied to any older attractive woman though.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Yes, not only should you play mindless rap music, but you should also buy yourself some Grillz for your teeth, wear your underwear outside your pants, big gold chain and Rock the Wigger look.

It seems to have a stupefying effect on the females and draws them near to their male counterparts.

The term "Milf" means "mother i'd like to fuck". 


Cougars are women over 35/40 (some say 35, other will say 40) that are attractive and usually drawn to younger men.

What is Lori classified as out of curiosity? I called her a cougar the other day. I do not think she appreciated it.

[Laura Lee]

Everyone knows what the acronym stands for.

The term is applied to any older attractive woman though.

Cuz every woman is a mother? 

[The_Leafy_Bug]

It has recently come to my knowledge that my friends wife is 34. The other day as we were rapping up our discussion after i ran into them in the gym, she looked at me with doe eyes and requested a hug. I proceeded but felt uncomfortable since i have a lot of respect for my friend and would never do that to him or even think of it. I mean this woman was born in 1974. Luckily he wasn't there at the time and it was just my other friend that was with her.

[James Phoenix]

Cuz every woman is a mother? 

No.

I'll explain it to you.

It's used as slang to describe older attractive women, because we automatically associate older women with motherhood;

however, having kids is not part of the criteria for "Milf" status.

The only criteria are attractiveness and age.

[Laura Lee]

It's not our fault Mike has bad sperm.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

It's not our fault Mike has bad sperm.

Do you think Laura is partly responsible for the frying of Mikes testicles? Will there every be an Arvilla family? Will you guys buy a station wagon and go on Arvilla family vacations if Mike ever has one slip through? How many Arvillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Stop avoiding the question. What is Lori's classification?

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Bump for Laura Lee. What is Lori classification?

[Laura Lee]

Do you think Laura is partly responsible for the frying of Mikes testicles? Will there every be an Arvilla family? Will you guys buy a station wagon and go on Arvilla family vacations if Mike ever has one slip through? How many Arvillas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Mike doesn't have children because he never wanted children.  I already have two grown children from prior marriage and do not want any more at this stage of the game, thanks.