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So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;
-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat :o
-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs :'( (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)
-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her. I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night :-[
SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma
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Golf is a retarded "sport" anyway, just like bb.
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So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;
-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat :o
-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs :'( (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)
-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her. I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night :-[
SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma
she has AIDS
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she has AIDS
lol I guess then that this was God's way of keeping my from making a big mistake
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lol I guess then that this was God's way of keeping my from making a big mistake
ohhh what are you too good for AIDS
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ohhh what are you too good for AIDS
ummmm I'm not too sure how to respond to that but I would like to avoid it is possible :-\
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There is no "god". Hope this helps.
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are you voting for palin? She gets owned by god on the daily..
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So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;
-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat :o
-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs :'( (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)
-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her. I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night :-[
SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma
NNNnnooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo......not the golf clubs, anything but the golf clubs :'(
My condolences bro, I don't know what I'd do if that happend.....Valium I'm guessing :-\
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NNNnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......not the golf clubs, anything but the golf clubs :'(
My condolences bro, I don't know what I'd do if that happend.....Valium I'm guessing :-\
Thanks Coach I knew that you would understand the pain of a good set of clubs down the drain oh well at least it will be winter soon so I have some time to replace
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are you voting for palin? She gets owned by god on the daily..
sorry busted I cant vote in the American election cuz I'm canadian, but Palin is pretty dumb so I agree on that as Matt Damon says "she thinks that Dino's were here 4 thousand years ago and will have the nuclear launch codes" that is scary shit
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Thanks Coach I knew that you would understand the pain of a good set of clubs down the drain oh well at least it will be winter soon so I have some time to replace
What kind of clubs ??? my condolences :'(
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There is no "god". Hope this helps.
X2
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Golf is a retarded "sport" anyway, just like bb.
Are they sports? :P
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hahah great story. you are starting to notice epic signs by the powers that be.... take note
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What kind of clubs ??? my condolences :'(
Thanks for the support, they were a set of Titleist X-1's
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what makes you think it was god and not Joe Pesci??