So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;
-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my
expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat
-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs
(Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)
-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her. I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night
SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma