I got Owned by God last night

[ag2]

So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;

-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat 

-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs    (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)

-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her.  I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night 


SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Golf is a retarded "sport" anyway, just like bb.

[Nordic Beast]

So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;

-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat 

-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs    (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)

-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her.  I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night 


SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma

she has AIDS

[ag2]

she has AIDS

lol I guess then that this was God's way of keeping my from making a big mistake

[Nordic Beast]

lol I guess then that this was God's way of keeping my from making a big mistake

ohhh what are you too good for AIDS

[ag2]

ohhh what are you too good for AIDS

ummmm I'm not too sure how to respond to that but I would like to avoid it is possible 

[m8]

There is no "god". Hope this helps.

[Busted]

are you voting for palin? She gets owned by god on the daily..

[The Coach]

So last night I was at home and was about to leave for a date and the following happened, was it self ownage or ownage by God, you decide;

-First I backed my car out of the garage and when I went to press the garage close button on the remote and it would not work, so I got out my car to close the garage and then I noticed that I had a flat tire, I cursed and proceeded to pop my trunk to get the spare, I had my expensive golf clubs in the trunk and took those out and put them in the garage entrance, I changed the tire and then went inside to change my shirt, when I came back out I noticed that I had a second flat 

-Luckily there was a second car at the house so I stormed back inside to get the other car's keys, while I was inside I heard a loud crash that shook the whole house, I ran to the garage and saw that the garage had become uncoupled from the motor chain and crashed down on my golf clubs    (Remember before I was having trouble closing the garage door)

-At this point I went back into the house, called the girl I was meeting and cancelled, she wanted to know why and I said that she wouldn't;t believe me if I told her.  I went to the liqour cabinet and pulled out a 26 of crown royal and proceeded to have about 5 shots and watch reruns of the presidential debate. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't even masterbate to make up for the lack of nooky from that night 


SO was this self ownage or God sending me a message ? Discuss. also I wish I could say that I was making this up but sadly all of this happened last night, epic karma

NNNnnooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo......not the golf clubs, anything but the golf clubs

My condolences bro, I don't know what I'd do if that happend.....Valium I'm guessing

[ag2]

NNNnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......not the golf clubs, anything but the golf clubs

My condolences bro, I don't know what I'd do if that happend.....Valium I'm guessing

Thanks Coach I knew that you would understand the pain of a good set of clubs down the drain oh well at least it will be winter soon so I have some time to replace

[ag2]

are you voting for palin? She gets owned by god on the daily..

sorry busted I cant vote in the American election cuz I'm canadian, but Palin is pretty dumb so I agree on that as Matt Damon says "she thinks that Dino's were here 4 thousand years ago and will have the nuclear launch codes" that is scary shit

[CalvinH]

Thanks Coach I knew that you would understand the pain of a good set of clubs down the drain oh well at least it will be winter soon so I have some time to replace

What kind of clubs my condolences

[wes mantooth]

There is no "god". Hope this helps.

X2

[Armstrong]

Golf is a retarded "sport" anyway, just like bb.

Are they sports? 

[Marty Champions]

hahah great story. you are starting to notice epic signs by the powers that be.... take note

[ag2]

What kind of clubs my condolences

Thanks for the support, they were a set of Titleist X-1's

[hazbin]

what makes you think it was god and not Joe Pesci??