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Title: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
I knocked a guy out today at work.  He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave.  Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:25:02 PM
*cough*bullshit*cough*
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
*cough*bullshit*cough*

You see, this is why getbig sucks.  I can't say anything without some douche bag coming out of the sticks to rain on my parade.

(sigh)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:56:07 PM
You see, this is why getbig sucks.  I can't say anything without some douche bag coming out of the sticks to rain on my parade.

(sigh)
Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 01, 2008, 06:58:09 PM
I knocked a guy out today at work.  He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave.  Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.

Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: garebear on October 01, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.

funny.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 08:30:07 PM
Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.

In that case I'll keep living the fantasy since I love poon too much.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 08:30:50 PM
Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?

No, even if I were gay I prolly wouldn't find black men attractive.

And he smelled horrible.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 08:38:42 PM
And why is it so hard for you asses to believe this?  Have you never been in a fight?  Or seen one where someone gets knocked out?  I know it's rare but that's why I posted it.  It's a first time for me.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: chaos on October 01, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
I knocked a guy out today at work.  He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave.  Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.
gayer than taking two direct right cross' to the jaw to knock someone out. ::)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 09:22:03 PM
*cough*bullshit*cough*

hmm.. just cause YOU'VE never done it?

gayer than calling bullshit out of jealousy ;D
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: avesher on October 01, 2008, 11:29:16 PM
I completely believe the story.  I just think you are a bitch pussy for bragging about knocking someone out who was drunk and hence could not properly fight most likely and was an easy target. 
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 02, 2008, 05:04:52 AM
I completely believe the story.  I just think you are a bitch pussy for bragging about knocking someone out who was drunk and hence could not properly fight most likely and was an easy target. 

Well I guess it was pretty easy but I take comfort in the fact that he had it coming no matter how "challenging" it was.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: CalvinH on October 02, 2008, 09:15:20 AM
2 punches to take down a drunk :-\
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: freespirit on October 02, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
2 punches to take down a drunk :-\

Normally it's sufficient to simply step aside to take down a drunk. Well,maybe I'm not quite the hero that brixie is.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 02, 2008, 12:03:06 PM
Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?

No, he is not compelled to touch men's penis' like yourself, think before projecting onto others.


ta ta
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 02, 2008, 01:31:41 PM
No, he is not compelled to touch men's penis' like yourself, think before projecting onto others.


ta ta

Excellent..... you understand that gay jokes are no longer funny. Does this mean you will be changing that tired old routine where you expect us to laugh at something like "your papa likes when I touch his poo poo. ta ta"?

Oh boy, thats "humor"  ::)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 02, 2008, 04:05:55 PM
Gayer than "ta ta"
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 02:35:01 AM
Excellent..... you understand that gay jokes are no longer funny. Does this mean you will be changing that tired old routine where you expect us to laugh at something like "your papa likes when I touch his poo poo. ta ta"?

Oh boy, thats "humor"  ::)


So when you do a fucking shit joke that you actually thought was funny at the time of writing you try and twist it onto me?

hahahahaha desperation is sad to see, but you are showing it in its purest form, I expect you to laugh at nothing, I know I grate at you something chronic. Nothing but nothing gives me more satisfaction on Getbig ahahahahaha

Next time you think of a "corker" of a joke i'd hold back son because we ain't laughing
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 02:37:02 AM
Gayer than "ta ta"

No gayer than that!

I'd say gayer than taking TWO right crosses at a drunk, I would have Nutted that girl unconscious before you can say "girls punch"
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: windsor88 on October 03, 2008, 03:15:37 AM
a lot of Testosterone leaking from syringe in this thread
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 03, 2008, 06:25:21 AM
No gayer than that!

I'd say gayer than taking TWO right crosses at a drunk, I would have Nutted that #### unconscious before you can say "girls punch"

Sure you would've, tough guy ;)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 06:37:43 AM
Sure you would've, tough guy ;)


hahahaha One guys fantasy story deserves another's  :)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 03, 2008, 09:23:23 AM

hahahaha One guys fantasy story deserves another's  :)

What I find funny is that I bet everyone here calling bullshit has never had the pleasure of putting someone to sleep.

Maybe one day you guys will and when you tell people about it then you can hear all the pussies come out and hate.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: dan18 on October 03, 2008, 09:51:23 AM
I knocked a guy out today at work.  He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave.  Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.
He was drunk at what time of the morning?
What time does mcdonalds open?
And we all have picture phones why no pic?
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: freespirit on October 03, 2008, 09:52:07 AM
What I find funny is that I bet everyone here calling bullshit has never had the pleasure of putting someone to sleep.

Maybe one day you guys will and when you tell people about it then you can hear all the pussies come out and hate.

Okay. The end.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 10:17:41 AM
What I find funny is that I bet everyone here calling bullshit has never had the pleasure of putting someone to sleep.

Maybe one day you guys will and when you tell people about it then you can hear all the pussies come out and hate.



ahhahahahaha calm down Sheila, we're only playing.

What a sensitive little Cherub you are, go and get your comfort blanket and snuggle up to mamma
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on October 03, 2008, 11:55:47 AM
He was drunk at what time of the morning?
What time does mcdonalds open?
And we all have picture phones why no pic?

5pm.  I don't work at mcdonalds, ass.

I'm not in the habit of taking pictures of the assholes I deal with at work.
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: Reign Down on October 04, 2008, 10:35:02 AM
5pm.  I don't work at mcdonalds, ass.

I'm not in the habit of taking pictures of the assholes I deal with at work.

Then you work at mcdonalds
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: freespirit on October 04, 2008, 11:07:54 AM
Then you work at mcdonalds

Scary place. Good to have a big bouncer like brixie to keep the peace.  8)
Title: Re: Speaking of ownage..
Post by: FlexGuns on October 05, 2008, 07:53:35 AM
Then you work at mcdonalds

Hook up some big macs.