Author Topic: Speaking of ownage.. (Read 2934 times)

Brixtonbulldog · « **on:** October 01, 2008, 05:53:18 PM »

I knocked a guy out today at work. He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave. Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2008, 06:25:02 PM »

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2008, 06:33:13 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:25:02 PM

*cough*bullshit*cough*

You see, this is why getbig sucks. I can't say anything without some douche bag coming out of the sticks to rain on my parade.

(sigh)

chaos · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2008, 06:56:07 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 06:33:13 PM

You see, this is why getbig sucks. I can't say anything without some douche bag coming out of the sticks to rain on my parade.

(sigh)

Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2008, 06:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 05:53:18 PM

I knocked a guy out today at work. He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave. Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.

Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?

garebear · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2008, 07:00:01 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:56:07 PM

Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.

funny.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2008, 08:30:07 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:56:07 PM

Your parade is based on lies, just like your life as a heterosexual male.

In that case I'll keep living the fantasy since I love poon too much.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2008, 08:30:50 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 01, 2008, 06:58:09 PM

Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?

No, even if I were gay I prolly wouldn't find black men attractive.

And he smelled horrible.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2008, 08:38:42 PM »

And why is it so hard for you asses to believe this? Have you never been in a fight? Or seen one where someone gets knocked out? I know it's rare but that's why I posted it. It's a first time for me.

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2008, 08:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 05:53:18 PM

I knocked a guy out today at work. He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave. Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.

gayer than taking two direct right cross' to the jaw to knock someone out.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2008, 09:22:03 PM »

Quote from: chaos on October 01, 2008, 06:25:02 PM

*cough*bullshit*cough*

hmm.. just cause YOU'VE never done it?

gayer than calling bullshit out of jealousy

avesher · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2008, 11:29:16 PM »

I completely believe the story. I just think you are a bitch pussy for bragging about knocking someone out who was drunk and hence could not properly fight most likely and was an easy target.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2008, 05:04:52 AM »

Quote from: avesher on October 01, 2008, 11:29:16 PM

I completely believe the story. I just think you are a bitch pussy for bragging about knocking someone out who was drunk and hence could not properly fight most likely and was an easy target.

Well I guess it was pretty easy but I take comfort in the fact that he had it coming no matter how "challenging" it was.

CalvinH · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2008, 09:15:20 AM »

2 punches to take down a drunk $:-\$

freespirit · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2008, 10:53:19 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on October 02, 2008, 09:15:20 AM

2 punches to take down a drunk $:-\$

Normally it's sufficient to simply step aside to take down a drunk. Well,maybe I'm not quite the hero that brixie is.

Reign Down · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2008, 12:03:06 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 01, 2008, 06:58:09 PM

Did you touch his penis while he was knocked out?

No, he is not compelled to touch men's penis' like yourself, think before projecting onto others.

ta ta

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2008, 01:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Reign Down on October 02, 2008, 12:03:06 PM

No, he is not compelled to touch men's penis' like yourself, think before projecting onto others.

ta ta

Excellent..... you understand that gay jokes are no longer funny. Does this mean you will be changing that tired old routine where you expect us to laugh at something like "your papa likes when I touch his poo poo. ta ta"?

Oh boy, thats "humor"

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2008, 04:05:55 PM »

Gayer than "ta ta"

Reign Down · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2008, 02:35:01 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 02, 2008, 01:31:41 PM

Excellent..... you understand that gay jokes are no longer funny. Does this mean you will be changing that tired old routine where you expect us to laugh at something like "your papa likes when I touch his poo poo. ta ta"?

Oh boy, thats "humor"

So when you do a fucking shit joke that you actually thought was funny at the time of writing you try and twist it onto me?

hahahahaha desperation is sad to see, but you are showing it in its purest form, I expect you to laugh at nothing, I know I grate at you something chronic. Nothing but nothing gives me more satisfaction on Getbig ahahahahaha

Next time you think of a "corker" of a joke i'd hold back son because we ain't laughing

Reign Down · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2008, 02:37:02 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 02, 2008, 04:05:55 PM

Gayer than "ta ta"

No gayer than that!

I'd say gayer than taking TWO right crosses at a drunk, I would have Nutted that girl unconscious before you can say "girls punch"

windsor88 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2008, 03:15:37 AM »

a lot of Testosterone leaking from syringe in this thread

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2008, 06:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 02:37:02 AM

No gayer than that!

I'd say gayer than taking TWO right crosses at a drunk, I would have Nutted that #### unconscious before you can say "girls punch"

Sure you would've, tough guy

Reign Down · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2008, 06:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 03, 2008, 06:25:21 AM

Sure you would've, tough guy

hahahaha One guys fantasy story deserves another's

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2008, 09:23:23 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on October 03, 2008, 06:37:43 AM

hahahaha One guys fantasy story deserves another's

What I find funny is that I bet everyone here calling bullshit has never had the pleasure of putting someone to sleep.

Maybe one day you guys will and when you tell people about it then you can hear all the pussies come out and hate.

dan18 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2008, 09:51:23 AM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on October 01, 2008, 05:53:18 PM

I knocked a guy out today at work. He was drunk and cursing at some of my co-workers so I "escorted" him to the exit where he decided to get in my face instead of leave. Two direct right cross' to the jaw and he was face down unconscious in the parking lot for 5 mins.

Go me.

He was drunk at what time of the morning?
What time does mcdonalds open?
And we all have picture phones why no pic?