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Title: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: New Hank Wood on October 17, 2008, 11:18:50 PM
Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on October 17, 2008, 11:20:33 PM
But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on October 17, 2008, 11:33:32 PM
But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 17, 2008, 11:40:00 PM
I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.
Maybe if you consider people would love to drill his arms for oil - he may be worth millions then.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on October 17, 2008, 11:49:00 PM
I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.

Are you implying that Flex's retirement accounts are as depleted as his test levels?
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Rami on October 18, 2008, 12:11:55 AM
But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

No, it don't count.

And it doesn't help either.

And there is no hope.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Figo on October 18, 2008, 05:33:14 AM
Flex was a great bber in his day. The best physique arguably at the time, only Levrone could compare.

I believe he is egotistical and arrogant enough not to realize that he is now the object of parody.

But he did leave a mark behind, and no, I dont mean an oily mark on the ground where he was standing.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: SweetMuscles on October 18, 2008, 06:11:25 AM
But he's got millions in his bank account

he filed for bankruptcy a few years ago
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 18, 2008, 08:34:30 AM
  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.



does he really do this?
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: QuakerOats on October 18, 2008, 08:36:09 AM
Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!
LOL@ "carries a tape measure in his pocket". ;D
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Mars on October 18, 2008, 08:36:32 AM
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: affeman on October 18, 2008, 08:43:00 AM
But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

Hahaha, and you believe that shit?? Every insecure juiced meathead always tries to convey the impression to others how wealthy he is, this shit always goes hand in hand (I have the biggest guns; I have the biggest bank account).

Scott Alexander is the paragon of this behaviour. :D
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Method101 on October 18, 2008, 08:46:24 AM

Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: affeman on October 18, 2008, 08:51:17 AM
No doubt. Everybody is lossing their ass in the stock market these days. But Flex Wheeler, washed up bodybuilder, is rolling in the money! This guy is middled aged and broke! Can't believe his wife hasn't left him?

Flex is an internet multi-millionaire just like most getbiggers. :D
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Pollux on October 18, 2008, 08:57:51 AM
Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

Flex will kill you with one finger!  >:(
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 18, 2008, 09:04:06 AM
Flex will kill you with one finger!  >:(

ninja please
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Camel Jockey on October 18, 2008, 09:09:52 AM
Flex is a little bitch too.. On the sauce and sporting 10 inch forearms.  :-\
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 18, 2008, 09:10:53 AM
ninja please

actually, let me correct myself

Ninjas please
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Zach Trowbridge on October 18, 2008, 11:12:37 AM
Hahaha, and you believe that shit?? Every insecure juiced meathead always tries to convey the impression to others how wealthy he is, this shit always goes hand in hand (I have the biggest guns; I have the biggest bank account).

Scott Alexander is the paragon of this behaviour. :D

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Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: SAMSON123 on October 18, 2008, 11:35:27 AM
Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

OH JEEZ...HERE WE GO AGAIN.

AFTER A LENGTHY MELTDOWN OVER STEVE NAHMAT (ARE YOU OVER HIM NOW???)... NOW HANKY IS ON HIS FLEX WHEELER TIRADE....

STOP HATIN' HANKY,,, AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE YOU MAY ACTUALLY BECOME SOMETHING...THAT IS IF YOU GET OFF OF THESE BOARDS, GET OVER YOUR JEALOUSY OF THESE FAMOUS BB, GET A LIFE OF DOING MORE THAN CRITICIZING THOSE WHO YOU OBVIOUSLY ADMIRE AND LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE...IT IS NOT THAT HARD IF YOU TRY..
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 18, 2008, 12:35:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50672.0;attach=51858;image)

 ;)
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Pollux on October 18, 2008, 04:35:50 PM
ninja please

LOL!  :D
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: jdooly on October 18, 2008, 04:41:37 PM
sweet Pantera vid back there.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Armageddon on October 18, 2008, 11:29:12 PM
money talks







and ego
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: TechnoViking on October 18, 2008, 11:57:01 PM
I don't know about you ahole's but i sent Flex a C-note about a year ago and I still have hope that he is going to send me my size 12 Flex wheeler branded shoes...These things go for a few grand on ebay...Wheeler is a fucking legend in this world for crying out loud...Atleast that is what the voices in my head are telling me...And a guy from 1989... :-\
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: arce377 on October 19, 2008, 12:31:58 AM
  :(
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: daddy8ball on October 19, 2008, 12:51:00 AM
Just out of curiosity:

Who still competes today who competed againt Flex?
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Azure on October 19, 2008, 07:39:04 AM
Flex has always been surrounded by drama.  He needs a STRONG presence in his life to tell him to shape up.  These pipe dreams and spending all the money are teh result of nobody steppimg up and laying down the law on him.  The fact that he's still acting so immature really speaks to the type of people he has in his life.

Yes people and not people who need to keep it real with him.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Ron on October 19, 2008, 07:42:52 AM

Flex Wheeler is doing fine, with his family, and a new kid.  He is also a grandfather.  Stop worrying so much about Flex. He was just at the Olympia, and enjoying the sport, on the other side of it, reporting, taking pics and having fun.

Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Azure on October 19, 2008, 07:46:42 AM
Flex Wheeler is doing fine, with his family, and a new kid.  He is also a grandfather.  Stop worrying so much about Flex. He was just at the Olympia, and enjoying the sport, on the other side of it, reporting, taking pics and having fun.



This is exactly what I'm talking about.  For years people indulged him because he was "Flex Wheeler". Outside of BB no one knew who he was.

I think it's just sad to see someone with so much potential screw up so much.  I could say a lot more, but i'm just going to leave at that.
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 19, 2008, 07:50:15 AM
why hate ?

he was one of the best ever ...

also don't expect him to look like that indefinetely ...

People who have that kind of expectations are people who really have no clue what it takes to look like that .
Title: Re: The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!
Post by: @Brandon on October 19, 2008, 08:02:20 AM
Flex turned into an attention whore with nothing to offer
beside a skinny old weird physique.

He should be forced to buy signed photos and shoes
from 1 random getbigger.

Nobody want to see kenny Wheeler flexing it is awful.

He looked absolutely phenomenal decades ago.
One of his relaxed shots was close the best relaxedphoto in BB history ever.

Now he is trying to be a mix between
Greg Valentino and Goodrum.