The sadness that is Flex Wheeler!

[New Hank Wood]

Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

[Zach Trowbridge]

But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.

[d0nny2600]

I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.

Maybe if you consider people would love to drill his arms for oil - he may be worth millions then.

[Zach Trowbridge]

I'd say you're overestimating his wealth by, oh, millions.

Are you implying that Flex's retirement accounts are as depleted as his test levels?

[Rami]

But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

No, it don't count.

And it doesn't help either.

And there is no hope.

[Figo]

Flex was a great bber in his day. The best physique arguably at the time, only Levrone could compare.

I believe he is egotistical and arrogant enough not to realize that he is now the object of parody.

But he did leave a mark behind, and no, I dont mean an oily mark on the ground where he was standing.

[SweetMuscles]

But he's got millions in his bank account

he filed for bankruptcy a few years ago

[johnnynoname]

  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

does he really do this?

[QuakerOats]

Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

LOL@ "carries a tape measure in his pocket".

[Mars]

[affeman]

But he's got millions in his bank account and owns numerous high-end motor vehicles, right?  That should count.

Hahaha, and you believe that shit?? Every insecure juiced meathead always tries to convey the impression to others how wealthy he is, this shit always goes hand in hand (I have the biggest guns; I have the biggest bank account).

Scott Alexander is the paragon of this behaviour.

[Method101]

[affeman]

No doubt. Everybody is lossing their ass in the stock market these days. But Flex Wheeler, washed up bodybuilder, is rolling in the money! This guy is middled aged and broke! Can't believe his wife hasn't left him?

Flex is an internet multi-millionaire just like most getbiggers.

[Pollux]

Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

Flex will kill you with one finger! 

[johnnynoname]

Flex will kill you with one finger! 

ninja please

[Camel Jockey]

Flex is a little bitch too.. On the sauce and sporting 10 inch forearms. 

[johnnynoname]

ninja please

actually, let me correct myself

Ninjas please

[Zach Trowbridge]

Hahaha, and you believe that shit?? Every insecure juiced meathead always tries to convey the impression to others how wealthy he is, this shit always goes hand in hand (I have the biggest guns; I have the biggest bank account).

Scott Alexander is the paragon of this behaviour.

sar·casm        /ˈsɑrkćzəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sahr-kaz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1.   harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.   a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
[Origin: 1570–80; < LL sarcasmus < Gk sarkasmós, deriv. of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-]

—Synonyms 1. sardonicism, bitterness, ridicule. See irony1. 2. jeer.

[SAMSON123]

Today's Flex paints a lonely picture.  He looks lost and confused. 

A man filled with oil.  A man who carries a tape measure in his pocket so when he breaks out a bicep (in public) he can measure it on the spot.

What an insecure little child Flex is!

He loses a kidney to the roids, then gets a second chance at life and chooses to 'waste it' in this fashion!

OH JEEZ...HERE WE GO AGAIN.

AFTER A LENGTHY MELTDOWN OVER STEVE NAHMAT (ARE YOU OVER HIM NOW???)... NOW HANKY IS ON HIS FLEX WHEELER TIRADE....

STOP HATIN' HANKY,,, AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE YOU MAY ACTUALLY BECOME SOMETHING...THAT IS IF YOU GET OFF OF THESE BOARDS, GET OVER YOUR JEALOUSY OF THESE FAMOUS BB, GET A LIFE OF DOING MORE THAN CRITICIZING THOSE WHO YOU OBVIOUSLY ADMIRE AND LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE...IT IS NOT THAT HARD IF YOU TRY..

[Cleanest Natural]

 

[Pollux]

ninja please

LOL! 

[jdooly]

sweet Pantera vid back there.

[Armageddon]

money talks







and ego

[TechnoViking]

I don't know about you ahole's but i sent Flex a C-note about a year ago and I still have hope that he is going to send me my size 12 Flex wheeler branded shoes...These things go for a few grand on ebay...Wheeler is a fucking legend in this world for crying out loud...Atleast that is what the voices in my head are telling me...And a guy from 1989...