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Title: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: boonstack on October 22, 2008, 07:02:56 AM
Most of these guys cant even walk a flight of stairs without gasping for breath, much less jog for 5 minutes.. Literally, its this sad. SO without hardly any endurance ability, i dont imagine they would be able to last longer than a few minutes at a time going at it in bed.No wonder there is so much g4p..
Probably need to take a break every 30 seconds to catch their breath, but at least they have 21 in. guns  ::)
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 07:05:45 AM
neither one of them hold a candle to this Romeo. ;D
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: dan18 on October 22, 2008, 07:07:16 AM
neither one of them hold a candle to this Romeo. ;D
chick looks hot id lay pipe on that.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 07:12:15 AM
chick looks hot id lay pipe on that.
i'm thinking about renting some advertising space on boonstack's shiny billboard sized forehead, whaddya think? ;D
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: leaky_frog on October 22, 2008, 08:55:32 AM
Flex said in his book that sex was difficult when one carries the size of a pro. Any other pros want to back that up?
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Chick on October 22, 2008, 08:57:05 AM
Flex said in his book that sex was difficult when one carries the size of a pro. Any other pros want to back that up?

LOL...thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He must have been a mess....
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: m8 on October 22, 2008, 08:58:29 AM
Most pro bodybuilders are American and hence have cut penises, so NO.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 09:00:09 AM
hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: dantelis on October 22, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
If a pro bodybuilder can lift heavy weights for 45 minutes to an hour 4-6 days a week, I am sure that they can easily spend 5-30 minutes every day pleasing their ladies without needing oxygen hits.   ::)

They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 10:15:05 AM
hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

He can't play hockey like me either.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: wes mantooth on October 22, 2008, 10:21:27 AM
put the girl on top....let her work for it....no need to move at all really...what kind of pimp are you with questions like this boon(ball)sack?

Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: boonstack on October 22, 2008, 11:01:11 AM
If a pro bodybuilder can lift heavy weights for 45 minutes to an hour 4-6 days a week, I am sure that they can easily spend 5-30 minutes every day pleasing their ladies without needing oxygen hits.   ::)

They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.

Are you familiar with the terms "Anaerobic and Aerobic"? Apparently not...

One means "with oxygen" the other "without". Heavy db curls and bench presses are the same thing as running 3 minutes straight huh.  ::)

Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: boonstack on October 22, 2008, 11:03:50 AM
hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.


run a marathon? Im not asking for the impossible to happen.... Ronnie and Jay should start easy, maybe at least 2 minutes at first.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Tombo on October 22, 2008, 11:50:06 AM
hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

wtf nobody even said anything? jumped the gun a bit there
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: kwri298 on October 22, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.

With the amount of test and other steriods they are taking before a contest I would assume that this is not the case.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Earl1972 on October 22, 2008, 12:23:54 PM
Most of these guys cant even walk a flight of stairs without gasping for breath, much less jog for 5 minutes.. Literally, its this sad. SO without hardly any endurance ability, i dont imagine they would be able to last longer than a few minutes at a time going at it in bed.No wonder there is so much g4p..
Probably need to take a break every 30 seconds to catch their breath, but at least they have 21 in. guns  ::)

why are you worried about bodybuilders having sex?

are you gay?

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Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Sassyclassywoman on October 22, 2008, 12:27:41 PM
The girl is on top, i promise.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: dantelis on October 22, 2008, 12:38:15 PM
Are you familiar with the terms "Anaerobic and Aerobic"? Apparently not...

One means "with oxygen" the other "without". Heavy db curls and bench presses are the same thing as running 3 minutes straight huh.  ::)



So you are equating sex with running 3 minutes straight?  Guess we know you lady isn't satisfied.   ;D

Most pros do some cardio, including Coleman.  Sex doesn't take much aerobic ability.  Per this web site, http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/169247/sex_as_exercise.html (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/169247/sex_as_exercise.html):  "According to an article posted on the health and wellness site NHS Direct (www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk) statistics show that half an hour of sex can burn around 53 calories. That is the equivalent of running three minutes up and down the stairs, six minutes of tennis or seven minutes on an exercise bike."   I think that virtually all the current pro bodybuilders can do 7 minutes on an exercise bike, so they can do 30 minutes on their woman.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 12:41:37 PM
why are you worried about bodybuilders having sex?

are you gay?

E
"boonstack" is the expert on all things gay and metrosexual. :D
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: wavelength on October 22, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
gay and metrosexual

epic redundancy
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
epic redundancy
not all metro's are gay but they are all feminine.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Earl1972 on October 22, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
"boonstack" is the expert on all things gay and metrosexual. :D

yes it appears that way

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Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: wavelength on October 22, 2008, 12:47:39 PM
not all metro's are gay but they are all feminine.

Maybe they just want to get in touch with their feminine side.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 12:50:04 PM
Maybe they just want to get in touch with a dick in their ass.
fixed. :D
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 01:01:11 PM
as a spokesman for the metro community, I can say that we get laid plenty (by women)

thank you

Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
as a spokesman for the metro community, I can say that we get laid plenty (by women)

thank you



how are you half italian, half iranian, half amazing? Shouldn't it be a third italian, a third sand negro, a third metro?
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Jeffro on October 22, 2008, 05:22:17 PM
how are you half italian, half iranian, half amazing? Shouldn't it be a third italian, a third sand negro, a third metro?
No, I'm pretty sure he's 100% peter puffer. :-X
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 05:25:31 PM
No, I'm pretty sure he's 100% peter puffer. :-X

Are you implying that "johnnynoname" has a latin lover named Pablo who is johnnys rugged rectum inspector protector?
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Jeffro on October 22, 2008, 05:29:23 PM
Are you implying that "johnnynoname" has a latin lover named Pablo who is johnnys rugged rectum inspector protector?
Yes, and telling from the waxed eyebrows, lipstick, tight booty shorts, and feminine cock sucking gaze, Johnny is definitely the bottom in the relationship. :-\
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 07:26:28 PM
Yes, and telling from the waxed eyebrows, lipstick, tight booty shorts, and feminine cock sucking gaze, Johnny is definitely the bottom in the relationship. :-\

this is all bullshit


I never wear lipstick
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 07:28:50 PM
this is all bullshit


I never wear lipstick

hahahaha... i like how the lipstick accusation is all you deny out of that whole list of gay shit...
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
hahahaha... i like how the lipstick accusation is all you deny out of that whole list of gay shit...

yes, that is the structure of the joke

nothing gets by you ::)
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: CT_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
how are you half italian, half iranian, half amazing? Shouldn't it be a third italian, a third sand negro, a third metro?


LMFAO X 2
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 07:34:36 PM
yes, that is the structure of the joke

nothing gets by you ::)

It would actually be funny if it was someone else. But if i'm not mistaken that stuff is all true in your case.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 07:44:09 PM
It would actually be funny if it was someone else. But if i'm not mistaken that stuff is all true in your case.

google "self deprecating humor"
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 08:00:36 PM
google "self deprecating humor"

 ::) ... I knew what you were trying to do, and i'm saying it wasn't funny.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 08:01:58 PM
::) ... I knew what you were trying to do, and i'm saying it wasn't funny.

if it wasn't funny then why did you type, and I quote "hahahaha" ?
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on October 22, 2008, 08:07:17 PM
if it wasn't funny then why did you type, and I quote "hahahaha" ?

I was "hahahaha"ing at what Jeffro said about you, then quoted your response and commented on it. Happy now there fag?
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: johnnynoname on October 22, 2008, 08:12:41 PM
I was "hahahaha"ing at what Jeffro said about you, then quoted your response and commented on it. Happy now there fag?

then you should have quoted him not me

hahahaha... i like how the lipstick accusation is all you deny out of that whole list of gay shit...


Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 23, 2008, 08:23:27 AM
The answer is no.  That's why you should always offer your services to the lady.  The guys don't mind.  They've got their next comp to think about.
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Stavios on October 23, 2008, 08:38:42 AM
I always let the lady go on top and I let her do the job.
that way I can be sure that I don't use precious calories for nothing and keep my muscles growing at maximum capacity.

IF you try this, you HAVE to take a shake with 100 grams of carbs and 60 grams of protein post sex to replenish glycogen stores and ensure muscle growth

Stavios approved
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: tbombz on October 23, 2008, 08:40:06 AM
I always let the lady go on top and I let her do the job.
that way I can be sure that I don't use precious calories for nothing and keep my muscles growing at maximum capacity.

IF you try this, you HAVE to take a shake with 100 grams of carbs and 60 grams of protein post sex to replenish glycogen stores and ensure muscle growth

Stavios approved
  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Stavios on October 23, 2008, 08:40:36 AM
I always let the lady go on top and I let her do the job.
that way I can be sure that I don't use precious calories for nothing and keep my muscles growing at maximum capacity.

IF you try this, you HAVE to take a shake with 100 grams of carbs and 60 grams of protein post sex to replenish glycogen stores and ensure muscle growth

Stavios approved

Also, if you are natural, don't even try that.
you will lose too much muscle mass and end up skinny
Title: Re: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed?
Post by: Jadethegladiator on October 26, 2008, 07:57:47 PM
I always let the lady go on top and I let her do the job.
that way I can be sure that I don't use precious calories for nothing and keep my muscles growing at maximum capacity.

IF you try this, you HAVE to take a shake with 100 grams of carbs and 60 grams of protein post sex to replenish glycogen stores and ensure muscle growth

Stavios approved

IMO, that is a great comment & it is Vasilopoulos (my guy) approved. ;)  Something about those Greek guys.....