Author Topic: Are pro bodybuilders able to please their ladies in bed? (Read 4299 times)

boonstack · « **on:** October 22, 2008, 07:02:56 AM »

Most of these guys cant even walk a flight of stairs without gasping for breath, much less jog for 5 minutes.. Literally, its this sad. SO without hardly any endurance ability, i dont imagine they would be able to last longer than a few minutes at a time going at it in bed.No wonder there is so much g4p..
Probably need to take a break every 30 seconds to catch their breath, but at least they have 21 in. guns

QuakerOats · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:05:45 AM »

neither one of them hold a candle to this Romeo.

dan18 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:07:16 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 07:05:45 AM

neither one of them hold a candle to this Romeo.

chick looks hot id lay pipe on that.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:12:15 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on October 22, 2008, 07:07:16 AM

chick looks hot id lay pipe on that.

i'm thinking about renting some advertising space on boonstack's shiny billboard sized forehead, whaddya think?

leaky_frog · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2008, 08:55:32 AM »

Flex said in his book that sex was difficult when one carries the size of a pro. Any other pros want to back that up?

Chick · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2008, 08:57:05 AM »

Quote from: leaky_frog on October 22, 2008, 08:55:32 AM

Flex said in his book that sex was difficult when one carries the size of a pro. Any other pros want to back that up?

LOL...thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He must have been a mess....

m8 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2008, 08:58:29 AM »

Most pro bodybuilders are American and hence have cut penises, so NO.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:00:09 AM »

hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

dantelis · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:04:28 AM »

If a pro bodybuilder can lift heavy weights for 45 minutes to an hour 4-6 days a week, I am sure that they can easily spend 5-30 minutes every day pleasing their ladies without needing oxygen hits.

They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.

Canadian_Muscle · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:15:05 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 09:00:09 AM

hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

He can't play hockey like me either.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:21:27 AM »

put the girl on top....let her work for it....no need to move at all really...what kind of pimp are you with questions like this boon(ball)sack?

boonstack · « **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:01:11 AM »

Quote from: dantelis on October 22, 2008, 09:04:28 AM

If a pro bodybuilder can lift heavy weights for 45 minutes to an hour 4-6 days a week, I am sure that they can easily spend 5-30 minutes every day pleasing their ladies without needing oxygen hits.

They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.

Are you familiar with the terms "Anaerobic and Aerobic"? Apparently not...

One means "with oxygen" the other "without". Heavy db curls and bench presses are the same thing as running 3 minutes straight huh.

boonstack · « **Reply #12 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:03:50 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 09:00:09 AM

hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

run a marathon? Im not asking for the impossible to happen.... Ronnie and Jay should start easy, maybe at least 2 minutes at first.

Tombo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:50:06 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 22, 2008, 09:00:09 AM

hahahaha, same old jealous stereotype bullshit from skinny geeks, "yeah he might be huge but take away the drugs and he's nothing, plus he can't run a marathon like me, he can't throw a punch, he can't wipe his ass, women like skinny guys with 11 inch arms more than pro bodybuilders, their dicks are small", etc., etc., etc.

wtf nobody even said anything? jumped the gun a bit there

kwri298 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:20:20 PM »

Quote from: dantelis on October 22, 2008, 09:04:28 AM

They probably don't feel much up to sex during their depletion phase before contests, but other than that, don't see a problem.

With the amount of test and other steriods they are taking before a contest I would assume that this is not the case.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:23:54 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on October 22, 2008, 07:02:56 AM

Most of these guys cant even walk a flight of stairs without gasping for breath, much less jog for 5 minutes.. Literally, its this sad. SO without hardly any endurance ability, i dont imagine they would be able to last longer than a few minutes at a time going at it in bed.No wonder there is so much g4p..
Probably need to take a break every 30 seconds to catch their breath, but at least they have 21 in. guns

why are you worried about bodybuilders having sex?

are you gay?

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Sassyclassywoman · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:27:41 PM »

The girl is on top, i promise.

dantelis · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:38:15 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on October 22, 2008, 11:01:11 AM

Are you familiar with the terms "Anaerobic and Aerobic"? Apparently not...

One means "with oxygen" the other "without". Heavy db curls and bench presses are the same thing as running 3 minutes straight huh.

So you are equating sex with running 3 minutes straight? Guess we know you lady isn't satisfied.

Most pros do some cardio, including Coleman. Sex doesn't take much aerobic ability. Per this web site, http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/169247/sex_as_exercise.html: "According to an article posted on the health and wellness site NHS Direct (www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk) statistics show that half an hour of sex can burn around 53 calories. That is the equivalent of running three minutes up and down the stairs, six minutes of tennis or seven minutes on an exercise bike." I think that virtually all the current pro bodybuilders can do 7 minutes on an exercise bike, so they can do 30 minutes on their woman.