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Title: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 12:30:42 PM
I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: DeltsaForce on November 06, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: no one on November 06, 2008, 12:34:10 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

lmao!
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: flagadajones on November 06, 2008, 12:35:35 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

OWNED.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Rami on November 06, 2008, 12:38:37 PM
Career wives are great. All you have to worry about is being great in bed and your'e a keeper.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 03:14:54 PM
Why don't you work? ???
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on November 06, 2008, 03:17:21 PM
lol
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: pjaffe on November 06, 2008, 03:19:22 PM
The real beat here is P5's < 2p2
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 06, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?

Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 03:59:50 PM
Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
maybe he is a stay at home dad?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 05:49:15 PM
Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
STFU homo.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 06, 2008, 07:29:37 PM
yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?

Avesher, what site do you play at?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: pjaffe on November 06, 2008, 08:04:19 PM
Has to be FTP or PS...or both.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:08:48 PM
Avesher, what site do you play at?

mostly full tilt, satellites and sit and gos at Party
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:09:54 PM
The real beat here is P5's < 2p2

I agree p5s absolutely sucks--I just like reading the off topic forum--some good comedy in there
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: TechnoViking on November 06, 2008, 08:20:20 PM
Its obvious that some of you on here don't get laid...You do everything you can to attrack a girl...You make tons of money, you dress metro and pluck your eyebrows, you buy women drinks all night, you drive a new car every 2 years, and you can't keep out of the gym...And yet this guy avesher has the perfect fuking set up going on and instead of giving him props, you try to make him feel less then the man your daddy's told you about...

Avesher ---WIN

Internet virgins---LOSE
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
Its obvious that some of you on here don't get laid...You do everything you can to attrack a girl...You make tons of money, you dress metro and pluck your eyebrows, you buy women drinks all night, you drive a new car every 2 years, and you can't keep out of the gym...And yet this guy avesher has the perfect fuking set up going on and instead of giving him props, you try to make him feel less then the man your daddy's told you about...

Avesher ---WIN

Internet virgins---LOSE
a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:40:21 PM
a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.

ya  BUT--I dont have a woman in my life--I am 100% not looking, I have great friends to hang with and am happy with my life.  So who cares what women think
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
ya  BUT--I dont have a woman in my life--I am 100% not looking, I have great friends to hang with and am happy with my life.  So who cares what women think
You're married right?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:46:39 PM
You're married right?

no dude--Im not
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 08:49:42 PM
You're married right?
:-\

He says "no woman in my life"..........and you ask him if he's married? WTF?  ::)
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: clownbaby on November 06, 2008, 08:52:11 PM
2 + 2, the mans obviously a degen stars grinder bot
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:53:19 PM
2 + 2, the mans obviously a degen stars grinder bot

finally a language I can understand
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
finally a language I can understand
;D ;)
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:57:08 PM
:-\

He says "no woman in my life"..........and you ask him if he's married? WTF?  ::)
I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 08:58:46 PM

He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 06, 2008, 09:00:25 PM
He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?

Im stunned he couldnt figure that out
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Canadian_Muscle on November 06, 2008, 09:03:07 PM
lol... epic comprehension skills
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?
fuck you i not black >:(

anyway, lol my bad
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 06, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?

P-5's sux, 2 + 2 FTW!!!

Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 09:15:18 PM
P-5's sux, 2 + 2 FTW!!!


*69 is where it's at, the rest are imitators!! 8)
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: TechnoViking on November 06, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.


So i take it you live by all rules of nature...Because if you did, then a women's feelings wouldn't mean dick...And marriage for sure would be out of the question...

By the way, in the lion kingdom, the male's women are the ones who go hunting...And the male bangs them all...He just has to sit and look pretty and fight off the rouge Lions that come his way...
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 06, 2008, 09:19:22 PM

So i take it you live by all rules of nature...Because if you did, then a women's feelings wouldn't mean dick...And marriage for sure would be out of the question...

By the way, in the lion kingdom, the male's women are the ones who go hunting...And the male bangs them all...He just has to sit and look pretty and fight off the rouge Lions that come his way...
You're getting off base here, the real question is............


Why the fuck aren't you dancing? >:(
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: pjaffe on November 07, 2008, 05:32:22 PM
Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 07, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
STFU homo.

epic come back gaos :-\
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: avesher on November 07, 2008, 06:09:19 PM
Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?

I play mtt's and sng's only--my cash game is barf
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: chaos on November 07, 2008, 06:37:44 PM
epic come back gaos :-\
Settle down before AXA beats your ass.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 08, 2008, 06:39:11 AM
Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?

I'm actually a HU NLHE specialist online and play full ring live. I've never really played much LHE but I do play Stud Hi, Omaha Hi-Lo (L & PL) and HORSE on occasion.
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: pjaffe on November 08, 2008, 06:45:03 AM
I'm actually a HU NLHE specialist online and play full ring live. I've never really played much LHE but I do play Stud Hi, Omaha Hi-Lo (L & PL) and HORSE on occasion.

So you aren't the Rearden Metal who plays 500/1k LHE on FTP?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: Rearden Metal on November 08, 2008, 06:46:11 AM
I play mtt's and sng's only--my cash game is barf

Do you play on Stars or Full Tilt? S/N?
Title: Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
Post by: TechnoViking on November 08, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
You're getting off base here, the real question is............


Why the fuck aren't you dancing? >:(

I don't dance...Music dances to me ;)