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From another forum I read---hilarious
« on: November 06, 2008, 12:30:42 PM »
I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 12:33:11 PM »
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 12:34:10 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on November 06, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

lmao!
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 12:34:36 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on November 06, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 12:35:35 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on November 06, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
what a fucking loser sitting at home all day, unemplpyable, whilst his wife actually works.
no wonder you identify with him

OWNED.
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 12:38:37 PM »
Career wives are great. All you have to worry about is being great in bed and your'e a keeper.
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 03:14:54 PM »
Why don't you work? ???
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 03:17:21 PM »
lol
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 03:19:22 PM »
The real beat here is P5's < 2p2
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2008, 03:28:14 PM »
Quote from: avesher on November 06, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?

Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2008, 03:59:50 PM »
Quote from: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 06, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
maybe he is a stay at home dad?
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2008, 05:49:15 PM »
Quote from: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 06, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
Why the fuck do you get up every morning ??? ???
STFU homo.
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2008, 07:29:37 PM »
Quote from: avesher on November 06, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
yup I sit at home unemployed and play online poker and surf forums---what exactly is your point besides pointing out the truth>?  I dont understand what you are getting at?

Avesher, what site do you play at?
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2008, 08:04:19 PM »
Has to be FTP or PS...or both.
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 08:08:48 PM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on November 06, 2008, 07:29:37 PM
Avesher, what site do you play at?

mostly full tilt, satellites and sit and gos at Party
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2008, 08:09:54 PM »
Quote from: pjaffe on November 06, 2008, 03:19:22 PM
The real beat here is P5's < 2p2

I agree p5s absolutely sucks--I just like reading the off topic forum--some good comedy in there
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2008, 08:20:20 PM »
Its obvious that some of you on here don't get laid...You do everything you can to attrack a girl...You make tons of money, you dress metro and pluck your eyebrows, you buy women drinks all night, you drive a new car every 2 years, and you can't keep out of the gym...And yet this guy avesher has the perfect fuking set up going on and instead of giving him props, you try to make him feel less then the man your daddy's told you about...

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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2008, 08:38:17 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on November 06, 2008, 08:20:20 PM
Its obvious that some of you on here don't get laid...You do everything you can to attrack a girl...You make tons of money, you dress metro and pluck your eyebrows, you buy women drinks all night, you drive a new car every 2 years, and you can't keep out of the gym...And yet this guy avesher has the perfect fuking set up going on and instead of giving him props, you try to make him feel less then the man your daddy's told you about...

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a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2008, 08:40:21 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.

ya  BUT--I dont have a woman in my life--I am 100% not looking, I have great friends to hang with and am happy with my life.  So who cares what women think
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM »
Quote from: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:40:21 PM
ya  BUT--I dont have a woman in my life--I am 100% not looking, I have great friends to hang with and am happy with my life.  So who cares what women think
You're married right?
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2008, 08:46:39 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
You're married right?

no dude--Im not
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2008, 08:49:42 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 06, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
You're married right?
:-\

He says "no woman in my life"..........and you ask him if he's married? WTF?  ::)
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2008, 08:52:11 PM »
2 + 2, the mans obviously a degen stars grinder bot
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2008, 08:53:19 PM »
Quote from: clownbaby on November 06, 2008, 08:52:11 PM
2 + 2, the mans obviously a degen stars grinder bot

finally a language I can understand
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Re: From another forum I read---hilarious
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2008, 08:55:38 PM »
Quote from: avesher on November 06, 2008, 08:53:19 PM
finally a language I can understand
;D ;)
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