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Title: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: boonstack on November 08, 2008, 01:52:00 PM
I mean when u get home, yada yada --- i get to thinkin about does this bitch have herpes? does this whore have HPV? does this slut have aids?

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: pumpster on November 08, 2008, 01:55:08 PM

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches

That must go over well at 2 in the morning when she's ready to give it up. :P
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: 240 is Back on November 08, 2008, 01:55:47 PM
don't kiss, if possible.  wash your junk afterwards, and don't go skin to skin.


If the chicks are that dirty, just crank one out before you go to the club.  you'll have much better judgment and avoid the obvious dirty ones.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 01:56:04 PM
3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: elite_lifter on November 08, 2008, 01:59:21 PM
Marriage does have its advantages ;)
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: dustin on November 08, 2008, 02:00:18 PM
Might as well stick your penis in a safe needle disposal container and see what sort of fun diseases you'll end up with. I've never brought home a chick from the clubs. If you go there two consecutive nights or even two consecutive weekends, it's all the same bar stars. And everyone's stuck their little penises in all the whores. Completely not worth it, imho.

I guess if I were drunk I'd be a little more liberal but I'd DEFINITELY wrap that shit up. No oral. Then I'd sketch out for the next couple months and get tested. Just not worth one night of sloppy fun.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: boonstack on November 08, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.

yea, i was devising ways to kill this chick in college after she woke me up and said "I think im pregnant", i immediately thought: This is all YOUR FAULT. If you werent in my life, i wouldnt have this fucking issue. (although it was my choice to do all of it but its easier to blame her  ;D
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 02:05:49 PM
yea, i was devising ways to kill this chick in college after she woke me up and said "I think im pregnant", i immediately thought: This is all YOUR FAULT. If you werent in my life, i wouldnt have this fucking issue. (although it was my choice to do all of it but its easier to blame her  ;D

Same with my last girlfriend, when we were having sex she wasnt on the pill so I always came On her insted lol.

Anyway this one time I asked her where she wanted me to come, sometimes tits sometimes face and so on.

Anyway she replies

"Come inside me I think im pregnant anyway" 

I stopped and asked WTF did you just say? and bla bla bla bla and she has had an abortion before and said she could never go thru that again,
And im thinking for myself I really have to beat her up Hard  ;D

Anyway her period came like 3 weeks too late... Fucking hell man  ;D
Worst 3 weeks of my life.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:09:46 PM
I mean when u get home, yada yada --- i get to thinkin about does this bitch have herpes? does this whore have HPV? does this slut have aids?

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches

I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything  :)
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:19:22 PM
A friend of mine had a gf on teh pill. He fucked her without protection etc. She fell pregnant and had a misscarrige. Never told him. He only found out 1year later

as sad as it is he dodged a fucking bullet.

I work in a chemist...amount of people come in looking for levonelle is astounding...sluts

Don't be a hater.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: SquatAss on November 08, 2008, 02:19:40 PM
don't kiss, if possible.  wash your junk afterwards, and don't go skin to skin.


If the chicks are that dirty, just crank one out before you go to the club.  you'll have much better judgment and avoid the obvious dirty ones.

Don't kiss? Don't go skin to skin? So basically your advice is not to touch girls?
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Ursus on November 08, 2008, 02:21:40 PM
Don't be a hater.

i am not i think its funny their awkwardness approaching the dispensary...often 2 girls can be spotted 20' away whispering to each other raging that the pharmacist is a boy rather than a girl. Also the disgust at paying 28quid when a pack of 3 condoms costs 1.50lol
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 02:24:28 PM
I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything  :)
Come on man, you know that unprotected anal sex with other men is statistically high risk for catching std's, what were you thinking?  :-X
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:25:31 PM
Come on man, you know that unprotected anal sex with other men is statistically high risk for catching std's, what were you thinking?  :-X

Quit projecting your fantasies homo. Take that shit somewhere else. Men are talking.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: boonstack on November 08, 2008, 02:29:19 PM
I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything  :)

well, good for you.. but thats like saying "Ive played russian roulette 30 times and im still alive"..  ::)
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 02:29:23 PM
Quit projecting your fantasies homo. Take that shit somewhere else. Men are talking.
Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella.  :-\
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: boonstack on November 08, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella.  :-\


 ;D
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:32:43 PM
well, good for you.. but thats like saying "Ive played russian roulette 30 times and im still alive"..  ::)

My penis is invincible.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:34:26 PM
Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella.  :-\

The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: boonstack on November 08, 2008, 02:36:23 PM
The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.

how old are you?
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 02:38:16 PM
The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.
After this angry pounding, your keyboard must be in shambles.  :o
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:38:47 PM
how old are you?

My age is as relavant as the fact that you once put a cell phone up your ass and then called the phone to make it vibrate.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 02:39:33 PM
After this angry pounding, your keyboard must be in shambles.  :o

Your comebacks are as weak as your floppy erections.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: jtsunami on November 08, 2008, 02:43:21 PM
You boys are pathetic.  If you have sex you need to accept consequences of your actions, one of which are pregnancy, if you don't want that then don't have sex.

A kid of your own is a beautiful thing, and you have a girl that will have your baby for you.  Stop complaining, women rule the world, you are lucky they let you have sex with them.

jt
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 02:45:37 PM
Your comebacks are as weak as your floppy erections.
Talk about weak comebacks... :-\

I don't see the post where "Boonstack" invited you into this thread, so until then you should pipe down, cumbreath.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: mass 04 on November 08, 2008, 02:47:24 PM
Your comebacks are as weak as your floppy erections.
LMAO
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: alejandro_torres on November 08, 2008, 03:00:01 PM

Anyway her period came like 3 weeks too late... Fucking hell man  ;D
Worst 3 weeks of my life.

been there.... hahahaha
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 03:01:36 PM
You boys are pathetic.  If you have sex you need to accept consequences of your actions, one of which are pregnancy, if you don't want that then don't have sex.

A kid of your own is a beautiful thing, and you have a girl that will have your baby for you.  Stop complaining, women rule the world, you are lucky they let you have sex with them.

jt

I wanna slap your face off.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Ursus on November 08, 2008, 03:12:23 PM
haha another girl i was going with was only 17. the fucker never had her period for like a full month. I was ready for killing the bitch. i possibly think that is why i got rid if her because it scared me into thinking i would be tied to her for life if i got her pregnant. I never fucked her after that i dont think
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
haha another girl i was going with was only 17. the fucker never had her period for like a full month. I was ready for killing the bitch. i possibly think that is why i got rid if her because it scared me into thinking i would be tied to her for life if i got her pregnant. I never fucked her after that i dont think

Just pull out and cum on her tits.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 03:19:11 PM
Just pull out and cum on her tits.

precum....
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 03:19:44 PM
Talk about weak comebacks... :-\

I don't see the post where "Boonstack" invited you into this thread, so until then you should pipe down, cumbreath.

Speak when spoken to faggot.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 08, 2008, 03:20:47 PM
precum....

I have used that technique religiously and never got a chick pregnant.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 03:24:39 PM
I have used that technique religiously and never got a chick pregnant.

Maby you cant get a girl pregnant even if you wanted to buddy....
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 03:29:05 PM
Maby you cant get a girl pregnant even if you wanted to buddy....
He can't get a girl pregnant because because he only busts nuts in men's anuses..  :-X
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: nycbull on November 08, 2008, 03:32:12 PM
why do straight guys hate kissing and cuddling so much....isn't that the best part?
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 03:35:22 PM
why do straight guys hate kissing and cuddling so much....isn't that the best part?

Cuddling after sex is the worst thing in life.

Cuddling without it leading to sex is the second worst thing.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Ursus on November 08, 2008, 03:37:58 PM
Just pull out and cum on her tits.

I was wearing a condom.

Maybe i will get flamed but i love kissing and cuddling nearly all the time. With the exception when i am extremly tired...or extremly hoprny and wanna fuck her fanny so hard it looks like a bomb went off init
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: nycbull on November 08, 2008, 03:43:40 PM
Cuddling after sex is the worst thing in life.

Cuddling without it leading to sex is the second worst thing.

hahaha, cmon if the guy girl has a great muscular hairy lean smooth body how can you not want to? especially in the morning.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: jtsunami on November 08, 2008, 03:43:53 PM
Speak when spoken to faggot.

don't talk to Jeffro that way telletubby  :P
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: Jeffro on November 08, 2008, 03:49:27 PM
don't talk to Jeffro that way telletubby  :P
Are you saying it's quite ironic that "Complex Carbs" ::) is calling me a f@ggot whilst having a purple teletubby as "his" avatar, jt?
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: HeyNow on November 08, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.

That should be the least of your worries.  If I were you I would get checked, chances of contracting an STD from a girl who lets you do that are very high.  Disgusting dude get checked, most STD's are for a life time.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: spinnis on November 08, 2008, 04:01:27 PM
hahaha, cmon if the guy girl has a great muscular hairy lean smooth body how can you not want to? especially in the morning.

In the morning im horny then its good,

I fucking hate letting a girl sleep over if we had sex before we went to sleep, I almost cant do it lol.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: CalvinH on November 08, 2008, 04:48:11 PM
In the morning im horny then its good,

I fucking hate letting a girl sleep over if we had sex before we went to sleep, I almost cant do it lol.



I lost an arm one time I let a girl sleep over :'(
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: nycbull on November 08, 2008, 04:55:35 PM
what you guys need to do is stop trying to have sex with them but enjoy talking about your feelings and getting to know these ethereal creatures you are sharing time on earth with...watch a sensitive movie and talk about how it affected you aftwards.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: windsor88 on November 08, 2008, 05:05:57 PM
Anyway her period came like 3 weeks too late... Fucking hell man  ;D
Worst 3 weeks of my life.

Man I have been there MANY times.  It is not good. Especially when it is more than one.  I have dodged the bullet thus far   ::).  I am married now so hopefully that shit is over.
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: DEFCON on November 08, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.

did you blow a load in her?
Title: Re: do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club
Post by: jtsunami on November 08, 2008, 06:20:28 PM
Are you saying it's quite ironic that "Complex Carbs" ::) is calling me a f@ggot whilst having a purple teletubby as "his" avatar, jt?

right on brother !