do any of you feel "akward" doing something with a girl u bring from club

[boonstack]

I mean when u get home, yada yada --- i get to thinkin about does this bitch have herpes? does this whore have HPV? does this slut have aids?

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches

[pumpster]

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches

That must go over well at 2 in the morning when she's ready to give it up.

[240 is Back]

don't kiss, if possible.  wash your junk afterwards, and don't go skin to skin.


If the chicks are that dirty, just crank one out before you go to the club.  you'll have much better judgment and avoid the obvious dirty ones.

[spinnis]

3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.

[elite_lifter]

Marriage does have its advantages

[dustin]

Might as well stick your penis in a safe needle disposal container and see what sort of fun diseases you'll end up with. I've never brought home a chick from the clubs. If you go there two consecutive nights or even two consecutive weekends, it's all the same bar stars. And everyone's stuck their little penises in all the whores. Completely not worth it, imho.

I guess if I were drunk I'd be a little more liberal but I'd DEFINITELY wrap that shit up. No oral. Then I'd sketch out for the next couple months and get tested. Just not worth one night of sloppy fun.

[boonstack]

3 days ago when I was with this girl and we had unprotected sex, after a few min a asked her if shes on the pill, and she laughed a bit and said ofcourse I am.
I wonder if I would have ruined it if I said I will have to kill you if your not lol.

yea, i was devising ways to kill this chick in college after she woke me up and said "I think im pregnant", i immediately thought: This is all YOUR FAULT. If you werent in my life, i wouldnt have this fucking issue. (although it was my choice to do all of it but its easier to blame her  

[spinnis]

yea, i was devising ways to kill this chick in college after she woke me up and said "I think im pregnant", i immediately thought: This is all YOUR FAULT. If you werent in my life, i wouldnt have this fucking issue. (although it was my choice to do all of it but its easier to blame her  

Same with my last girlfriend, when we were having sex she wasnt on the pill so I always came On her insted lol.

Anyway this one time I asked her where she wanted me to come, sometimes tits sometimes face and so on.

Anyway she replies

"Come inside me I think im pregnant anyway" 

I stopped and asked WTF did you just say? and bla bla bla bla and she has had an abortion before and said she could never go thru that again,
And im thinking for myself I really have to beat her up Hard 

Anyway her period came like 3 weeks too late... Fucking hell man 
Worst 3 weeks of my life.

[Complex Carbs]

I mean when u get home, yada yada --- i get to thinkin about does this bitch have herpes? does this whore have HPV? does this slut have aids?

Even though they may be very hot, looks can be decieving which I why I will tell every girl from now on I will accompany them to the dr. for a full test. bitches

I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything 

[Complex Carbs]

A friend of mine had a gf on teh pill. He fucked her without protection etc. She fell pregnant and had a misscarrige. Never told him. He only found out 1year later

as sad as it is he dodged a fucking bullet.

I work in a chemist...amount of people come in looking for levonelle is astounding...sluts

Don't be a hater.

[SquatAss]

don't kiss, if possible.  wash your junk afterwards, and don't go skin to skin.


If the chicks are that dirty, just crank one out before you go to the club.  you'll have much better judgment and avoid the obvious dirty ones.

Don't kiss? Don't go skin to skin? So basically your advice is not to touch girls?

[Ursus]

Don't be a hater.

i am not i think its funny their awkwardness approaching the dispensary...often 2 girls can be spotted 20' away whispering to each other raging that the pharmacist is a boy rather than a girl. Also the disgust at paying 28quid when a pack of 3 condoms costs 1.50lol

[Jeffro]

I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything 

Come on man, you know that unprotected anal sex with other men is statistically high risk for catching std's, what were you thinking? 

[Complex Carbs]

Come on man, you know that unprotected anal sex with other men is statistically high risk for catching std's, what were you thinking? 

Quit projecting your fantasies homo. Take that shit somewhere else. Men are talking.

[boonstack]

I've had well over 30 one night stands and have used a condom 5 times.

Not once have I caught anything 

well, good for you.. but thats like saying "Ive played russian roulette 30 times and im still alive".. 

[Jeffro]

Quit projecting your fantasies homo. Take that shit somewhere else. Men are talking.

Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella. 

[boonstack]

Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella. 

 

[Complex Carbs]

well, good for you.. but thats like saying "Ive played russian roulette 30 times and im still alive".. 

My penis is invincible.

[Complex Carbs]

Whoa, calm down there, champ, I was only kidding.  Don't get so excited next time, "big" fella. 

The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.

[boonstack]

The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.

how old are you?

[Jeffro]

The only thing I was getting excited about is I just got a call from your mother and she said she was on her period, so when I go round to her house later I'd have to fuck her in the ass not the pussy.

After this angry pounding, your keyboard must be in shambles. 

[Complex Carbs]

how old are you?

My age is as relavant as the fact that you once put a cell phone up your ass and then called the phone to make it vibrate.

[Complex Carbs]

After this angry pounding, your keyboard must be in shambles. 

Your comebacks are as weak as your floppy erections.

[jtsunami]

You boys are pathetic.  If you have sex you need to accept consequences of your actions, one of which are pregnancy, if you don't want that then don't have sex.

A kid of your own is a beautiful thing, and you have a girl that will have your baby for you.  Stop complaining, women rule the world, you are lucky they let you have sex with them.

jt

[Jeffro]

Your comebacks are as weak as your floppy erections.

Talk about weak comebacks...

I don't see the post where "Boonstack" invited you into this thread, so until then you should pipe down, cumbreath.