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Title: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:43:50 AM
for me:

before marriage: daily or twice a day in the summer time.
after marriage: once a week.

thoughts?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2008, 08:45:27 AM
i rape

no need to shower no more
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: dustin on November 13, 2008, 08:47:52 AM
Twice a day on most days. If I don't go to the gym or do cardio I'll skip the shower. I need to shower after sex too unless it's super late at night and I'm too tired.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 13, 2008, 08:49:23 AM
after marriage: once a week.

lol you serious bro? ;D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:49:48 AM
Twice a day on most days. If I don't go to the gym or do cardio I'll skip the shower. I need to shower after sex too unless it's super late at night and I'm too tired.

even if i showered after sex and going to the gym, it'd still be once a week.  well, less then.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:51:20 AM
lol you serious bro? ;D

yeah man, i work in the construction industry so even when i do see other people, it's only once a week for meetings.  that's usually when i shower  ;D.

other than that, i sit in front of a computer all day or buy materials so i don't "interact" too much.

as for the wife...well, she complains, then i fart, she runs away.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 08:51:37 AM
for me:

before marriage: daily or twice a day in the summer time.
after marriage: once a week.

thoughts?
another reason NOT to get married

right now: everyday, even twice a day  :)
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 13, 2008, 08:52:18 AM
yeah man, i work in the construction industry so even when i do see other people, it's only once a week for meetings.  that's usually when i shower  ;D.

other than that, i sit in front of a computer all day or buy materials so i don't "interact" too much.

as for the wife...well, she complains, then i fart, she runs away.

haha!!
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 08:52:21 AM
yeah man, i work in the construction industry so even when i do see other people, it's only once a week for meetings.  that's usually when i shower  ;D.

other than that, i sit in front of a computer all day or buy materials so i don't "interact" too much.

as for the wife...well, she complains, then i fart, she runs away.
how old are you bast?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:53:00 AM
another reason NOT to get married

right now: everyday, even twice a day  :)

maybe one day when i reach the status of a getbig trillionaire, and my sole job is fucking models on the side and visiting exotic places while buying and selling professional sports teams, i'll start showering more frequently.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 08:53:53 AM
maybe one day when i reach the status of a getbig trillionaire, and my sole job is fucking models on the side and visiting exotic places while buying and selling professional sports teams, i'll start showering more frequently.
you're no Mindspin  ;D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:54:00 AM
how old are you bast?

26.  why do you call me bast?  i'm over 5'3".
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 13, 2008, 08:54:16 AM
twice a day ussually when I work out ...

I also have not used any chemical product on my skin for 2 years now ... nothing .. I never use soap, gel, anything ...

washing w/ chemicals and washing too often is not that great for your skin IMO...

So showering w/ water 2ce a day is ok for me ...
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
you're no Mindspin  ;D

Mindspin's a good guy who backs up his claims, not that he makes that many to begin with.  I was referring more to the derek anthony's of the world.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: mass 04 on November 13, 2008, 08:54:55 AM
every time i read a pumphard post.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 08:55:06 AM
26.  why do you call me bast?  i'm over 5'3".
I'll probably be married at that age too
25-27
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:56:03 AM
twice a day ussually when I work out ...

I also have not used any chemical product on my skin for 2 years now ... nothing .. I never use soap, gel, anything ...

washing w/ chemicals and washing too often is not that great for your skin IMO...

So showering w/ water 2ce a day is ok for me ...


Matthew Mccoughnahey, however you spell that, does the same thing apprently.  I caught that on Oprah a few weeks ago.  he doesn't use deodorant either.  I think he just rubs super model vaginas under his armpits.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 08:56:42 AM
Mindspin's a good guy who backs up his claims, not that he makes that many to begin with.  I was referring more to the derek anthony's of the world.
Derek Anthony can go fuck himself with his synthol filled body
his constant weak minded meltdowns with CAPITAL LETTERS
and his dwarf height
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 08:57:37 AM
I'll probably be married at that age too
25-27

i got married last year.
since then:  put on 30 lbs of fat, gotten only two haircuts, doubled my smoking.  also, pants went from 32 to 36.  i did just buy some new underwear last week, so i'm improving.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2008, 08:59:11 AM
i got married last year.
since then:  put on 30 lbs of fat, gotten only two haircuts, doubled my smoking.  also, pants went from 32 to 36.  i did just buy some new underwear last week, so i'm improving.

you, my friend= living the dream
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 13, 2008, 08:59:19 AM
I'll probably be married at that age too
25-27

I thought California was going to repeal that privilege.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: mass 04 on November 13, 2008, 09:00:27 AM
i got married last year.
since then:  put on 30 lbs of fat, gotten only two haircuts, doubled my smoking.  also, pants went from 32 to 36.  i did just buy some new underwear last week, so i'm improving.
how's the missus holding up?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 09:00:40 AM
i got married last year.
since then:  put on 30 lbs of fat, gotten only two haircuts, doubled my smoking.  also, pants went from 32 to 36.  i did just buy some new underwear last week, so i'm improving.
this happens in every marriage I think  :-\
why do people just let themselves go in a marriage
I hope this didn't happen to your wife and she's still hot  :P

would you recommend a marriage?  I'm scared from what me and GF will become after it :-\
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 09:00:47 AM
you, my friend= living the dream

lol, pretty much.
i'm gonna scrounge up some money to go on vacation next year to look at some fat latino asses while i get shitfaced and rub my gut.  the wife thinks it's "for us two to relax".
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
how's the missus holding up?

well, she's 5'11", so she's got potential to fill up.  she hasn't gained any scale weight, so in her head it's fine.  she looks good still , but has abandoned the whole sexy underwear / doing her hair & make up thing.
granny panties and sweatpants is her standard uniform.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 09:03:02 AM
great thread.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2008, 09:04:40 AM
well, she's 5'11", so she's got potential to fill up.  she hasn't gained any scale weight, so in her head it's fine.  she looks good still , but has abandoned the whole sexy underwear / doing her hair & make up thing.
granny panties and sweatpants is her standard uniform.


you should get back at her by having catch you beating off to gay porn and telling her that "it's all her fault"


....or just watch gay porn, either way
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 09:04:51 AM
great thread.

you're a pretty desirable piece of man ass yourself, David.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 13, 2008, 09:05:07 AM
Matthew Mccoughnahey, however you spell that, does the same thing apprently.  I caught that on Oprah a few weeks ago.  he doesn't use deodorant either.  I think he just rubs super model vaginas under his armpits.
I also don't use deodorant .. only sparringly ... I need to get me some model vagina too
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 09:05:29 AM
you should get back at her by having catch you beating off to gay porn and telling her that "it's all her fault"


....or just watch gay porn, either way
great solution  ;D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 09:05:34 AM
you're a pretty desirable piece of man ass yourself, David.
you're not exactly chopped liver yourself Rod of Power. :D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 09:05:54 AM
you should get back at her by having catch you beating off to gay porn and telling her that "it's all her fault"


....or just watch gay porn, either way

i've been caught more than once viewing getbig at home by her.
"um, how's the gay porn treating you?"
"it's bodybuilding, not gay porn"
"well, it's 10 naked black dudes standing on a stage"
"they're not naked, their posing thongs are dark!"
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 09:06:40 AM
I also don't use deodorant .. only sparringly ... I need to get me some model vagina too
I haven't used deodorant in years, I never smell, I also think that using it will actually make you smell bad
cuz people mistake the smell of the deodorant to your own smell and think you stink
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2008, 09:08:32 AM
i've been caught more than once viewing getbig at home by her.
"um, how's the gay porn treating you?"
"it's bodybuilding, not gay porn"
"well, it's 10 naked black dudes standing on a stage"
"they're not naked, their posing thongs are dark!"

awesome explaination

I got caught beating off to "Best of the Best" once and I all could come up with was "Eric Roberts is sooo glistening"
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 09:10:12 AM
awesome explaination

I got caught beating off to "Best of the Best" once and I all could come up with was "Eric Roberts is sooo glistening"

Eric Roberts, unlike women, only gets finer with age.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 13, 2008, 09:13:56 AM
golden shower not my scene; never thought about it either
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: johnnynoname on November 13, 2008, 09:14:54 AM
Eric Roberts, unlike women, only gets finer with age.

preaching to the choir
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 09:20:55 AM
this happens in every marriage I think  :-\
why do people just let themselves go in a marriage
I hope this didn't happen to your wife and she's still hot  :P

would you recommend a marriage?  I'm scared from what me and GF will become after it :-\

bump, in hopes of an answer
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: wavelength on November 13, 2008, 09:26:34 AM
Who's the twink with the bedroom eyes?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 13, 2008, 09:27:32 AM
Who's the twink with the bedroom eyes?
me before a shower .. I'll find something better .. too lame for getbig
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 13, 2008, 09:28:20 AM
me before a shower .. I'll find something better .. too lame for getbig

Lol.  I saw it.  Put it back up man, that was hilarious.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: wavelength on November 13, 2008, 09:28:49 AM
me before a shower .. I'll find something better .. too lame for getbig

;D

Big wavelength sees everything. :D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 13, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
;D

Big wavelength sees everything. :D
too fast 4 me
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: dan18 on November 13, 2008, 09:38:10 AM
for me:

before marriage: daily or twice a day in the summer time.
after marriage: once a week.

thoughts?
Ive showered at least 8 times with youre wife ooooooooh shit ;D I mean i shower 2 times a day
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Bobby on November 13, 2008, 09:52:55 AM
i've been caught more than once viewing getbig at home by her.
"um, how's the gay porn treating you?"
"it's bodybuilding, not gay porn"
"well, it's 10 naked black dudes standing on a stage"
"they're not naked, their posing thongs are dark!"

 ;D

great thread indeed
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Fatpanda on November 13, 2008, 10:06:28 AM
twice a day ussually when I work out ...

I also have not used any chemical product on my skin for 2 years now ... nothing .. I never use soap, gel, anything ...

washing w/ chemicals and washing too often is not that great for your skin IMO...

So showering w/ water 2ce a day is ok for me ...


hahahahaha smelly romanian  ;D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ozman on November 13, 2008, 10:41:43 AM
once a day after work

I train in the morning and go straight to work as a labourer

no probs
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: HTexan on November 13, 2008, 11:27:06 AM
at least 2-3 times a day. Once in the morning, again after working out, and maybe at night.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 11:45:57 AM
bump, in hopes of an answer

would i recommend "a marriage"?

sure, why not.  if you want to leave a legacy and have a reason to wake up every morning, i.e. have kids, marriage is good.
with that said, i have no kids yet.  it's kind of our duty as humans and members of whatever race we're in to keep it going.  but making a baby's easy.  making a  man/ woman out of it is the hard part.  so make sure you're man enough to handle a woman and a family before you just dive in.  it's harder than you'd think.  marriage ain't dating.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: CalvinH on November 13, 2008, 11:46:18 AM
at least 2-3 times a day. Once in the morning, again after working out, and maybe at night.




How long does it take to wash those Sideshow Bob feet of yours ??? :D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: tbombz on November 13, 2008, 11:50:15 AM
2-3 times a day.. sometimes 4... wake up after working out and before bed..so always twice but i workout twice a day when i have time so sometimes 4
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: m8 on November 13, 2008, 11:52:22 AM
3 times a month.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Mars on November 13, 2008, 11:53:31 AM
2-3 times a day.. sometimes 4... wake up after working out and before bed..so always twice but i workout twice a day when i have time so sometimes 4

djeez dont you get tired of yourself?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: El_Pajero on November 13, 2008, 12:08:43 PM
who the fuck cares.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: tbombz on November 13, 2008, 12:09:31 PM
djeez dont you get tired of yourself?
im not sure what you mean

get tired of seeing myself naked?

Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: jaejonna on November 13, 2008, 12:11:21 PM
2-3 times a day.. sometimes 4... wake up after working out and before bed..so always twice but i workout twice a day when i have time so sometimes 4
taking more than two showers a day dries out your skin bro and leads to ance...
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Rimbaud on November 13, 2008, 12:12:00 PM
1-2 times a day.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Mars on November 13, 2008, 12:13:28 PM
im not sure what you mean

get tired of seeing myself naked?



tired of being busy with showering all day.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: tbombz on November 13, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
well i think because i have such oily skin that i can shower more often and not get dry skin or irritated skin

and i rinse in cold water after i shower too so that helps




i dont get tired of showering .. showering feels good  8)
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Mars on November 13, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
yes but ur doing on "clean" clothes every time? you must be busy with washing clothes all day too.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: jaejonna on November 13, 2008, 12:18:31 PM
your skin is always going to be oily tbombz... when you shower more than you need to the body produces more oil to compensate for the lost of oil due to showering, thus increasing the chances of irritation due to over active oil secretion in your pores.... i mean thats what the Derm told me a long long time ago...i was on accutane and the whole bit. Just take a good shower in the morning and a quick one at night or after a workout. ...
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: CalvinH on November 13, 2008, 12:20:17 PM
your skin is always going to be oily tbombz... when you shower more than you need to the body produces more oil to compensate for the lost of oil due to showering, thus increasing the chances of irritation due to over active oil secretion in your pores.... i mean thats what the Derm told me a long long time ago...i was on accutane and the whole bit. Just take a good shower in the morning and a quick one at night or after a workout. ...



Don't forget the test he's running also.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: HTexan on November 13, 2008, 01:14:13 PM



How long does it take to wash those Sideshow Bob feet of yours ??? :D
Not long ;D
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 01:58:17 PM


Don't forget the test he's running also.

by test, you mean sperm?
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: gordiano on November 13, 2008, 02:00:30 PM
3 TIMES A DAY. I'm trying to work my way up to a "Cutleresque" 10 x a day.
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: tendonitis on November 13, 2008, 02:01:16 PM
Haha Power Rod keeping it real

I have a friend who swears wedding cake contains a secret ingredient that makes a woman gain 15 pounds and stop giving blow jobs
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 13, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
Haha Power Rod keeping it real

I have a friend who swears wedding cake contains a secret ingredient that makes a woman gain 15 pounds and stop giving blow jobs

ha ha, one of my groomsmen's old man told me the day before "don't let her eat the fucking cake!"
Title: Re: how often do you shower?
Post by: Earl1972 on November 13, 2008, 03:04:32 PM
i've been caught more than once viewing getbig at home by her.
"um, how's the gay porn treating you?"
"it's bodybuilding, not gay porn"
"well, it's 10 naked black dudes standing on a stage"
"they're not naked, their posing thongs are dark!"

hope she doesn't notice you getting owned here hahaha ;D

E