you should get back at her by having catch you beating off to gay porn and telling her that "it's all her fault"
....or just watch gay porn, either way
i've been caught more than once viewing getbig at home by her.
"um, how's the gay porn treating you?"
"it's bodybuilding, not gay porn"
"well, it's 10 naked black dudes standing on a stage"
"they're not naked, their posing thongs are dark!"