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Title: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
I bought weightgainer earlier as i ran out this morning. 2kg for 22quid.

Tastes like fucking death. NOT impressed. Think it might be off but i checked the date etc. Should i take it back, are they obliged to take it back. I have tried the product before and was fine. This seems ery off.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: spinnis on November 13, 2008, 03:35:44 PM
check the fucking date on the focking box?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: haider on November 13, 2008, 03:36:38 PM
so u're saying u're the kinda guy that wouldn't eat shit to gain 2 inches on his arms?

Not very impressive.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 13, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
I bought weightgainer earlier as i ran out this morning. 2kg for 22quid.

Tastes like fucking death. NOT impressed. Think it might be off but i checked the date etc. Should i take it back, are they obliged to take it back. I have tried the product before and was fine. This seems ery off.

It's probably not real. There is a lot of poverty in Northern Ireland.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: HTexan on November 13, 2008, 03:38:46 PM
I bought weightgainer earlier as i ran out this morning. 2kg for 22quid.

Tastes like fucking death. NOT impressed. Think it might be off but i checked the date etc. Should i take it back, are they obliged to take it back. I have tried the product before and was fine. This seems ery off.
If you have taste buds it is going to taste like shit. It's not ice cream ???
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 03:42:21 PM
Ultimate mass 4000 is 20quid and tastes great.

There is not much poverty in the north of ireland....highest rate of new BMW cars per capita in the whole of the UK.

The date on box was 12/10 so its well in date
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: HTexan on November 13, 2008, 03:44:31 PM
Ultimate mass 4000 is 20quid and tastes great.

There is not much poverty in the north of ireland....highest rate of new BMW cars per capita in the whole of the UK.

The date on box was 12/10 so its well in date
there are shitloads of them in the ghetto too, they just don't have any gas in them. ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: koolie1 on November 13, 2008, 03:59:57 PM
I have some advice. Stop saying advices like you think your cool. Worked for Arnold, not you.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:03:33 PM
I said advices as an in joke on getbig.

Perhaps i should give you some friendly advices such as hit Alt+F4

Dweeb
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:06:20 PM
take it back to the store and tell them it tastes bad, at stores here in the US 99 percent of the time they'll give you your money back no questions asked, most weight gainers are shit, stick to real food and maybe a whey protein mixed with water and a decent quality creatine mixed with good 'ol root beer PWO.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 13, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
I have some advice. Stop saying advices like you think your cool. Worked for Arnold, not you.

Are you saying Goudy looks like Harry Potter?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:08:56 PM
PWO?

I like a weightgainer in the morning for breakfast. i pick the high carb ones.

No sweat will maybe phone tomorro morning and explain and then bring it into them if they say no problem. Food is the key.

Sadly i cant take creatine. But dont care another supp to waste money on
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2008, 04:09:16 PM
maybe now it's time to put that muscle to use and threaten the guys in the store
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:09:41 PM
PWO?

I like a weightgainer in the morning for breakfast. i pick the high carb ones.

No sweat will maybe phone tomorro morning and explain and then bring it into them if they say no problem. Food is the key.

Sadly i cant take creatine. But dont care another supp to waste money on
PWO=post workout.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: daddy8ball on November 13, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Here's some advices...

Read the reviews before buying the product.  8)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 13, 2008, 04:11:25 PM
Here's some advices...

Read the reviews before buying the product.  8)

Maybe he didn't have his glasses on that day  :(
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: daddy8ball on November 13, 2008, 04:11:57 PM
Maybe he didn't have his glasses on that day  :(

Maybe Ken Waller hid them...  ???
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:12:24 PM
Are you saying Goudy looks like Harry Potter?

Goudy does not mind his harry Potter looks....he likes being the underdog :)

Cheers QO. I stick to normal food (chicken fajitas) and some fruit and fruit juice after a workout with a little chocolate.

Maybe Ken Waller hid them...  ???

Mike Mentzer stole them
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:12:57 PM
WTF is a quid, exactly?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2008, 04:13:20 PM
WTF is a quid, exactly?

none of your business
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: daddy8ball on November 13, 2008, 04:14:22 PM
WTF is a quid, exactly?

It's one of those creatures that live in the ocean. They use them for money in a fishing based economy.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Complex Carbs on November 13, 2008, 04:14:27 PM
WTF is a quid, exactly?

G4P?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:14:42 PM
none of your business

I dont know why but thats hilarious LOL

A 'quid' is slang for one pound. e.g the jackets 80quid (80 pounds)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:14:51 PM
none of your business

Blowto!  You're still around. 
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: koolie1 on November 13, 2008, 04:14:55 PM
I said advices as an in joke on getbig.

Perhaps i should give you some friendly advices such as hit Alt+F4

Dweeb

No shit, hence my post.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
Blowto!  You're still around. 

yup if you find the exit door lemme know... getbig is like one of those roleplaying games with dungeons
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:16:16 PM
I dont know why but thats hilarious LOL

A 'quid' is slang for one pound. e.g the jackets 80quid (80 pounds)

That explanation barely helped, but I'll take it.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:18:43 PM
I bought weightgainer earlier as i ran out this morning. 2kg for 22quid.

Tastes like fucking death. NOT impressed. Think it might be off but i checked the date etc. Should i take it back, are they obliged to take it back. I have tried the product before and was fine. This seems ery off.
weight gainer = fat gainer

it's basically protein with cups of cheap sugar
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: HTexan on November 13, 2008, 04:19:42 PM
WTF is a quid, exactly?
about 1.5 dollars
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Jeffro on November 13, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
No shit, hence my post.
You seem to be quite resentful, "koolie1," what's the problem here?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:20:11 PM
weight gainer = fat gainer

it's basically protein with cups of cheap sugar


AXA, do you prefer your protein straight from the tap?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
weight gainer = fat gainer

it's basically protein with cups of cheap sugar


I onluy but the ones with little sugary carbs. USN muscle fuel mass is awesome, as is reflex's Instant Mass
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:21:32 PM
AXA, do you prefer your protein straight from the tap?
no, I prefer Breast Milk straight from your mom's titties
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:22:19 PM
no, I prefer Breast Milk straight from your mom's titties

Damn, you obviously haven't seen my mom...
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
Damn, you obviously haven't seen my mom...
hahahhaa, this little twink needs all the milk he can get. ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:23:27 PM
no, I prefer Breast Milk straight from your mom's titties
With nipples like your own you can probaly suck the milk outta ur own ribcage.

Only joking buddy...good luck on monday!
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:24:08 PM
hahahhaa, this little twink needs all the milk he can get. ;D

My mom would stomp his ass !!! hahaha
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: daddy8ball on November 13, 2008, 04:24:45 PM
hahahhaa, this little twink needs all the milk he can get. ;D

(http://www.songfacts.com/songimages/742.jpg)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:26:06 PM
With nipples like your own you can probaly suck the milk outta ur own ribcage.

Only joking buddy...good luck on monday!
.....:D

good luck to you too, you're one big dude, what's your workouts like?
powerlifting type?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:26:55 PM
how does that make me look like a twink?
no offense to avesher, but all that proves is that avesher is overweight
and you Dave are obese
nice self ownage retard
::) typical skinny bitch reply, everyone with more muscle than you is "fat". ::)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:27:44 PM
::) typical skinny bitch reply, everyone with more muscle than you is "fat". ::)

haha, then I suppose everyone outside of Ethiopia is fat....hahah
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:28:12 PM
Basic exercises. Relatively low reps. Relatively heavy. ie Bench squat deadlift chins dips inclines rows military press

Then as workout goes on and exercises less important more reps at a faster pace. I have a trianing log on the training log board with pics vids etc
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:29:27 PM
haha, then I suppose everyone outside of Ethiopia is fat....hahah
hahahahaa, i love these clowns, "fucck you man if you dieted down to negative 45,587% bodyfat like me you'd be 18 pounds with 1/2 inch arms and a 2 inch chest".
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Jeffro on November 13, 2008, 04:29:36 PM
With nipples like your own you can probaly suck the milk outta ur own ribcage.

Only joking buddy...good luck on monday!
Are you saying that the lactation from AXA's engorged areolas practically squirts through the computer screen at you , "Goudy?"
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:29:55 PM
::) typical skinny bitch reply, everyone with more muscle than you is "fat". ::)
no, everyone with 30%+ bodyfat is fat obese
for example
if some one is 270 pounds and 35% bodyfat
that equals 176 pounds of lean body weight

learn some math, stop your permabulking ways 
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: dr.chimps on November 13, 2008, 04:30:22 PM
(http://www.songfacts.com/songimages/742.jpg)
'In your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand churches'

/great tune 
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
hahahahaa, i love these clowns, "fucck you man if you dieted down to negative 45,587% bodyfat like me you'd be 18 pounds with 1/2 inch arms and a 2 inch chest".

Yeah, they mistake their ribcage showing as "being cut!" hahaha
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: io856 on November 13, 2008, 04:31:54 PM
hahahhaa, this little twink needs all the milk he can get. ;D
hahhahhh that photo needs a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOM

I feel sorry for the guy
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:32:31 PM
no, everyone with 30%+ bodyfat is fat obese
for example
if some one is 270 pounds and 35% bodyfat
that equals 176 pounds of lean body weight

learn some math, stop your permabulking ways 

176 doesn't even count for the muscle loss/ water loss that would come with the weight loss
160-165 lbw is more like it
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:33:02 PM
no, everyone with 30%+ bodyfat is fat obese
for example
if some one is 270 pounds and 35% bodyfat
that equals 176 pounds of lean body weight

learn some math, stop your permabulking ways 


Yes if at 0% b/f which is impossible unless you are flex wheeler...It also fails to take into account bone weight etc. Its a flawed arguement device
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:33:50 PM
Yes if at 0% b/f which is impossible unless you are flex wheeler...It also fails to take into account bone weight etc. Its a flawed arguement device
I said lean bodyweight  = fatless ;)
nope, bone weight is included
not flawed at all
ask True Adonis
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
hahahaha, speak for yourself slim. :D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2008, 04:35:07 PM
hahahaha, speak for yourself slim. :D

OMG. hahahaha, how can someone weigh 135 and have manboobs?  hahahah
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
hahahaha, speak for yourself slim. :D
photoshop until your heart stops fat trailer park dave
here is an ownage
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Get Rowdy on November 13, 2008, 04:35:22 PM
hahahha when did Avesher and AXA meet up??
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 04:35:37 PM
In reality my skeleton probaly weights 6 stone or 84lbs

I don not have 145lbs of lean mass.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:36:34 PM
In reality my skeleton probaly weights 6 stone or 84lbs

I don not have 145lbs of lean mass.
LBW includes anything but fat
so bones, water, muscle is included
only thing that is not is fat
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: io856 on November 13, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
He is not even "ripped" just looks skinny/fat to me
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:39:27 PM
He is not even "ripped" just looks skinny/fat to me
sheeeiiitt, what are you talking about, this guy claims to be a beast who squats 585 for reps yet looks like he's never touched a weight. ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: io856 on November 13, 2008, 04:40:59 PM
I hate when guys like AXA would even rip on a guy like this:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136094.0;attach=277224;image)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Jeffro on November 13, 2008, 04:42:25 PM
sheeeiiitt, what are you talking about, this guy claims to be a beast who squats 585 for reps yet looks like he's never touched a weight. ;D
585 would snap his spine and crumple him into the ground, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
I hate when guys like AXA would even rip on a guy like this:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136094.0;attach=277224;image)
that dude's neck is bigger than both of AXA's legs combined.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:46:07 PM
I hate when guys like AXA would even rip on a guy like this:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136094.0;attach=277224;image)

that guy is a waiting case for a heart attack and stroke, in high chance of diabetes, high cholestrol, high blood pressure
but atleast he has some muscle mass along with the fat
unlike our trailer trash friend Quaker here  ::)
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:48:30 PM
that guy is a waiting case for a heart attack and stroke, in high chance of diabetes, high cholestrol, high blood pressure
but atleast he has some muscle mass along with the fat
unlike our trailer trash friend Quaker here  ::)
hahahaa, my arms are bigger than your legs.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:50:20 PM
hahahaa, my arms are bigger than your legs.
delsional retard, nice style of picture taking, in the mirror, fuzzy,
correction
your LOVE HANDLES are bigger than my legs  ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 13, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
yo Squad, how big is the size of bra you have to wear to keep those moobs from juggling all up and down  :D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: QuakerOats on November 13, 2008, 04:52:59 PM
yo Squad, how big is the size of bra you have to wear to keep those moobs from juggling all up and down  :D
hahahha, whatever you say Human Tampon.............BOOOO MMM. ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on November 13, 2008, 04:59:50 PM
I bought weightgainer earlier as i ran out this morning. 2kg for 22quid.

Tastes like fucking death. NOT impressed. Think it might be off but i checked the date etc. Should i take it back, are they obliged to take it back. I have tried the product before and was fine. This seems ery off.

honestly dude, just stick with whole milk if you want to pack on the quality pounds.  Is milk by the gallon cheap over by you?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 13, 2008, 05:10:08 PM
I guess.

A gallon is 8pints i think

A litre is 1.75pints i think. I can get a full fat litre of milk for 59p where i live, less than a dollar i think
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Rami on November 13, 2008, 06:14:28 PM
It's off, trow it away, happened to me once, it was Natures Best Whey Isolate. It can be hard on liver if there is alot of mold spores in it. I wouldn't even eat moldy cheese like alot of people like.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 14, 2008, 02:26:15 AM
Phoned the store they said bring it back in and they would send it away see if anthing was up with it. Gonna do that
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on November 14, 2008, 03:31:52 AM
176 doesn't even count for the muscle loss/ water loss that would come with the weight loss
160-165 lbw is more like it

Then they still would be bigger than you dieted down.  ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Fatpanda on November 14, 2008, 03:47:41 AM
goudy try http://www.nutrisport.co.uk/

if you can buy in bulk you save £££ and it tastes really good.  8)

i get 6x 5kg tubs - lasts ages.

plus you can get free creatine/amino's , etc depending on the timing.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: MAXX on November 14, 2008, 03:49:34 AM
PWO?

I like a weightgainer in the morning for breakfast. i pick the high carb ones.

No sweat will maybe phone tomorro morning and explain and then bring it into them if they say no problem. Food is the key.

Sadly i cant take creatine. But dont care another supp to waste money on
weightgainer in the morning? why eat sugars in the morning.. eat oatmeal and whey protein. slow carbs...

buy a good whey and for when you need fast carbs(pre and post workout) add malto...

cheaper that way. and better.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: GoneAway on November 14, 2008, 03:52:55 AM
Goudy is a big dude. Some guru should give him the "hook up" and the right advices so he can make something of his amazing genetics.

Instead of being just a big dude, he can be an all the way big dude!
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 05:27:32 PM
haha cheers man.

Anyway i brought it back in on friday. Guy sed it smelt off to him. Took my details etc.

I went about my business to the gym and to get something to eat. Then i got a text. he actually brought a replacement from his shop to mine in the shopping center. I never even knew he knew where i worked. had a replacement and a apology saying the manufacturer should be in contact withinga few weeks.

happy ebough with that service. prob just sell it off in the gym as i bough the ultimate mass 4000 again
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 05:30:57 PM
I guess.

A gallon is 8pints i think

A litre is 1.75pints i think. I can get a full fat litre of milk for 59p where i live, less than a dollar i think
Damn, I'm moving to Ireland. Pint of milk and a pint of Guinness 6 times a day would be dirt cheap. Who wouldn't grow from that?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 05:31:25 PM
seriously, when and where you moving to mate?
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 05:33:22 PM
seriously, when and where you moving to mate?
Give me an address ;D
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 05:34:44 PM
ah i get it now...duh lol

I thought u were serious. Im in Belfast. Had a Guinness the other night in work. First drink in years. Was a fine pint.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 05:38:58 PM
ah i get it now...duh lol

I thought u were serious. Im in Belfast. Had a Guinness the other night in work. First drink in years. Was a fine pint.
After me and my girl finish our BS we want to take a vacation. She wants to go to Europe or Great Britain. Maybe I can convince her to want to go to Belfast.
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 05:44:11 PM
Rome is seriously unreal.

Haha People liek Belfast. Honestly give it a go. Many people are surprised by it and the people
Title: Re: I am not impressed and need your advices
Post by: ASJChaotic on November 16, 2008, 06:08:06 PM
Rome is seriously unreal.

Haha People liek Belfast. Honestly give it a go. Many people are surprised by it and the people
me and girlfriend will probably visit Rome one day together, she has...many times and likes to rub it in  ::)  :D