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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: drkaje on November 29, 2008, 11:06:51 AM
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One guy told me an old girlfriend beat him once (with Tae kwon Do) to make him have sex, LOL!
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i was in the locker room changing once and this guido/persian dude comes up to me and says "hey man, ever hear of 'insert some random gay club name'?"
i say "no". he goes "well, i own that place and a couple others in the loop. you should come down. i'm just opening a new place this friday."
he told me the name and everything.
a week later, i see him personal training someone. i gave him this confused look, and he did the look-away. i never saw him again.
weird guy.
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My old gym owner used to deadlift 750lbs back in the 80's ::)
He also was a shredded 90kg 1.70 guy at 5% ''all natural''.
People told him he could have been mrO but he didn't want to go on the juice ::)
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Not a huge lie, but how many times have you seen some guy struggling to do a lift, then when a pretty girl walks by, he finally gets off a few reps and counts, "81! 82! 83!"
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like a girl would cares about what you lift.
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Normally there are more lies told in the gym than truth.
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That a lie is truth and truth conversely is a lie.
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Someone told me at the gym I can gain 9857.23% more muscle using MuscleTech products. :D
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All I take is a multivitamin.
I'm natural.
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"i DO train legs." "normally i train heavier."
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Had a guy once tell me he could kick my ass....10 seconds later he realized it was the biggest gym lie ever told. Tapout fools !!!!!!
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One guy told me an old girlfriend beat him once (with Tae kwon Do) to make him have sex, LOL!
;D
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"I used to be able to bench 405, before i got injured"
this is a classic, most guys who say this are about 35 years old and now bench about 150.
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"I used to be able to bench 405, before i got injured"
this is a classic, most guys who say this are about 35 years old and now bench about 150.
Usually the same guy who was "drafted in the 3rd round by the [insert name of current Super Bowl champion] in 1993 but tore my knee up during training camp...they say it was the only time Coach [insert name] ever cried for having to cut a player"
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No lie..I can't even bench 100kg for one rep!
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Lol, another classic is: "my arms were over 20 inches before i started training."
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every man over the age of 60 has the same lie
"i used to be jacked and could bench 500"
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I shit you not. This was in the 1950's..
That a 11stone guys (154lbs) benched 580lbs
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If I take a creampie in the ass from a pro I would get the benefits from the juice they use.
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My old gym owner used to deadlift 750lbs back in the 80's ::)
He also was a shredded 90kg 1.70 guy at 5% ''all natural''.
People told him he could have been mrO but he didn't want to go on the juice ::)
The sad thing is, this is probably how he remembers it. The glory days...
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"I benched 200kg back when I was 25, now I'm training for health" ::)
"I could do fullsquats with 300kg back in the day" when the "guy" is doing quarter reps with 315 in the smith. ::)
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As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)
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As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)
You should try working out.
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You should try working out.
I have but no matter what I do, it doesn't work. Something is wrong with my bench genetics... :-\
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one day a guy who was "off" did one squat with 300lbs, very hard, five minute after he came to me and say "i did an easy set of 15 reps with 300lbs",
seriously.
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I have but no matter what I do, it doesn't work. Something is wrong with my bench genetics... :-\
Could it be the Yellow fever? :)
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My name is Elmer Fudd,I'm a millionaire.I own a mansion and a yacht.
...oh wait,that was my lie to the hot chick behind the counter.
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That i could totaly huge jacked and shreded without the use of anabolics >:(
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It's usually:
1. I have a brother,friend,etc. twice as strong/big as you
2. I got ready for that show on next to nothing
3. I went to that Getbig site and the people on there were kind,,helpful and full of information :P
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Someone told me at the gym I can gain 9857.23% more muscle using MuscleTech products. :D
You should know better than to talk to King Kamali in the gym.
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when I was young,I used to to squat 10 plates on each side of the bar ::)
and now he can't even squat one plate on each side ;D
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I heard it last night! A woman told me:
"Sally's friend Dave has a girlfriend and she bench pressed 90kg (198lbs) the other day and she has never trained before. Is that a lot?" Apparently the boyfriend Dave was upset about it.
I quoted Quaker, "I call bullshit on that lift." Also said if it's genuine she should quit whatever she does for a living and go straight into the muscle game in some capacity, PL or OL or something.
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This dude told me his underwear itches and couldn't wear shorts that reveal his quads 'cause his cock would swing about.
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My 18 years old friend once told me he's got at lest 55 inches chest...
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As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)
Meanwhile you have almost 8000 posts on Getbig. Time well spent.
;)
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When I was still at school (but already with several years training as an Olympic weightlifter) I guy at school asked me how much I could bench. I only benched once or twice a week as my training was focussed on Olympic lifts, and I told him I get up to around 10 reps at 160 lbs. A few days later he told me he could do over 200 lbs for reps of 10. I called bullshit, and he challenged me to a contest.
So off I go to his gym (more of a bodybuilders gym than a weightliftng gym). Then off he goes to a bench MACHINE, set up with a leveraged type bar, and put the pin into the machine at 200 lbs. After struggeling to do 10 reps he got up, and proudly looked at me "See, I told you?". You do it now. "That's not a benchpress" I told him and I got on and did 20 easy reps. "Lets go do a REAL benchpress" I said.
So, off we go to a proper free-weight bench. I did a warm up set at around 100 lbs, and then he gave it a go, an barely made a single rep. I then put on 160, and did as many reps as I could ( I think I did 20 reps or so, trying to make it look as easy as I could). He tried, and WOMPH, down went the weight on his chest. "Do you need help, I asked, lightly keeping the pressure up on the bar so he would not get hurt". "yeeeeeah", came the reply, and which point I lifted up the weight. He left, with his tail between his legs.
Even funnier, was that he had invited a few mates to watch how "he was going to beat that weightlifter in a contest".
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Forget lies in the gym....the best crap is told on Getbig from those that are in their early twenties, still living at home with their folks, have never accomplished a thing in life other that their 6 days a week at the gym, have no significant other, have no real job, have nothing more than a high school education, give life leasons and pass judgement on everyone else and to top it off don't even pay for the internet connection with which their lies on Getbig are made possible.....biggest whoppers come from this crowd.
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Forget lies in the gym....the best crap is told on Getbig from those that are in their early twenties, still living at home with their folks, have never accomplished a thing in life other that their 6 days a week at the gym, have no significant other, have no real job, have nothing more than a high school education, give life leasons and pass judgement on everyone else and to top it off don't even pay for the internet connection with which their lies on Getbig are made possible.....biggest whoppers come from this crowd.
you sound bitter.
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you sound bitter.
AHAHAHHA!!! Just means I've pegged you exactly.....the first ones to bite are typically the most guilty and offended.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2356426792_eb504869bf.jpg?v=1206320155)
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AHAHAHHA!!! Just means I've pegged you exactly.....the first ones to bite are typically the most guilty and offended.
haha not really
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haha not really
Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.
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Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.
haha ok "man of steel" whatever makes you feel better ;D
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Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.
be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA ::)
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2081_jpg.jpg)
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be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA ::)
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2081_jpg.jpg)
Exactly BlueDevil....exactly.
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be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA ::)
Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush. :-X
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Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush. :-X
Its ok M_T, I have a worldwide fanbase and im just starting.
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Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush. :-X
What are you talkin about? Eh, scratch that....it doesn't matter.
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bodybuilding is all genetics is the biggest lie ever :'(
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Some kid who works the counter claimed he ate 8000 calories a day. He's about 5'7" and 150 lbs. My exact words were, "Then how are you not eating now, Micheal Phelps?"
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Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush. :-X
epic post stalking, thanks for playing
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Epic case of quickly changing the subject in the hope that nobody noticed that you are stalking el pajero.
You are a sick individual!!
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Epic case of quickly changing the subject in the hope that nobody noticed that you are stalking el pajero.
You are a sick individual!!
hahaha our little "huisnegert" just fucked up and the question is can he take the heat that's coming for him now that the proper people have been informed
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are you threatening me BlueDevil?
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are you threathening me BlueDevil?
ik weet waar je huis woont matti
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ik weet waar je huis woont matti
waar dan?
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waar dan?
naast de buren
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naast de buren
ben je echt een fan van mij blauweduivel?
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i also hear another wopper, that El_Peado is more than 120lbs ::)
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ben je echt een fan van mij blauweduivel?
is het waar dat jij 3 mannen tegelijk kan pijpen el pajero ?
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I thought for a moment you were threatening to send the hells angels at my house bluedevil. But I guess I was wrong.
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I thought for a moment you were threatening to send the hells angels at my house bluedevil. But I guess I was wrong.
i thought for a moment you claimed to be affiliated with the HA, guess i was wrong
hahahaha what a bitch ;D
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i thought for a moment you claimed to be affiliated with the HA, guess i was wrong
hahahaha what a bitch ;D
Yes, as I said before I have 2 friends who are member of the hell's angels. So again, were you trying to threaten to send the hells angels at my house "bluedevil" ?
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Yes, as I said before I have 2 friends who are member of the hell's angels. So again, were you trying to threaten to send the hells angels at my house "bluedevil" ?
well if they are your "friends" ::) than you'll have no problem posting the pics from their site with them on it "el pajero"
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well if they are your "friends" ::) than you'll have no problem posting the pics from their site with them on it "el pajero"
why should I? why dont you post pics of your friends "tough" guy? ::)
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why should I? why dont you post pics of your friends "tough" guy? ::)
hahahaha epic claiming to be friends with the HA to get an internet rep , VVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMM ;D
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2081_jpg.jpg)
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hahahaha epic claiming to be friends with the HA to get an internet rep , VVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMM ;D
haha all your last 15 posts are about me having 2 friends from the hells angels. i hope honestly you go to sleep without thinking about me. ;D
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haha all your last 15 posts are about me having 2 friends from the hells angels. i hope honestly you go to sleep without thinking about me. ;D
no more tough talk i see, just go back to playing pokemon "huisnegert" this ain't your game ;)
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no more tough talk i see, just go back to playing pokemon "huisnegert" this ain't your game ;)
what the hell are you talking about ???
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what the hell are you talking about ???
watch your mouth convict ;D
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watch your mouth convict ;D
no no no, dont change the subject now, what the hell are you talking about bluedevil? what game? because i have 2 friends who are hells angels im playing a game? what exact "game" are you talking about ?
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no no no, dont change the subject now, what the hell are you talking about bluedevil? what game? because i have 2 friends who are hells angels im playing a game? what exact "game" are you talking about ?
hahahaha i'm so far in your head right now it's not even funny ;D
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hahahaha i'm so far in your head right now it's not even funny ;D
ok now he backs down suddenly lol
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ok now he backs down suddenly lol
hahahaha i'm shaking in my boots , VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM M ;D
(http://www.hellsangelsamsterdam.nl/fotos/images/_DSC2081_jpg.jpg)
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"Sign up for one year and you can quit paying any time you want."
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are we talking about the pussy 'hell's angels''? or the fat girl hell's angels?
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are we talking about the pussy 'hell's angels''? or the fat #### hell's angels?
watch out beef-sword, "bluedevil" might contact the hells angels and inform them about your location. ::)
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watch out beef-sword, "bluedevil" might contact the hells angels and inform them about your location. ::)
thx for the heads up El Pajero....
i'll post a few scouts on the road.... ;D
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My old gym owner used to deadlift 750lbs back in the 80's ::)
He also was a shredded 90kg 1.70 guy at 5% ''all natural''.
People told him he could have been mrO but he didn't want to go on the juice ::)
That actually sounds exactly like my gym owner I kid you not ;D
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That actually sounds exactly like my gym owner I kid you not ;D
Lot's of goons with the same mind state.
Did your gym owner also occasionally call frank Zane for advise? Squat around 550lbs rock bottom?
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Love the 50 year old fat-skinny out of shape guys who swear they looked just like you at 18, 245lbs. @ 7% bf while natural ::) ::)
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That actually sounds exactly like my gym owner I kid you not ;D
lol, my gym owner is a fat bald man that chain smokes and who has never touched a weight in his life. I guess he must be a schmoe. ;D
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" the biggest cycle i've done is four androtardyl 6 month before the contest", as told to me by an ex-powerlifter
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some guy this morning told me he broke a 7 foot olympic bar over his knee after missing a lift.
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some guy this morning told me he broke a 7 foot olympic bar over his knee after missing a lift.
;D
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some guy this morning told me he broke a 7 foot olympic bar over his knee after missing a lift.
Hulk sighting. Somebody call Mr Magee.
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some guy this morning told me he broke a 7 foot olympic bar over his knee after missing a lift.
Haha i always bend a few for forearm training:D
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Someone told me at the gym I can gain 9857.23% more muscle using MuscleTech products. :D
That Avatar is great. Im a big Karate Kid fan
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An old burnt once told me that back when he was in the Marines he was 400lbs in top shape at under 10% bodyfat. Said he could press twice his bodyweight for reps.
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ik weet waar je huis woont matti
You know where his house lives??
Epic grammar skills.
Also what exactly is a "huisnegert"??
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An old burnt once told me that back when he was in the Marines he was 400lbs in top shape at under 10% bodyfat. Said he could press twice his bodyweight for reps.
All the way honest dude