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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2008, 02:10:57 PM »
one day a guy who was "off" did one squat with 300lbs, very hard, five minute after he came to me and say "i did an easy set of 15 reps with 300lbs",

seriously.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2008, 02:24:49 PM »
I have but no matter what I do, it doesn't work. Something is wrong with my bench genetics... :-\

Could it be the Yellow fever? :)

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2008, 03:44:54 PM »
My name is Elmer Fudd,I'm a millionaire.I own a mansion and a yacht.



...oh wait,that was my lie to the hot chick behind the counter.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2008, 04:13:32 PM »
That i could totaly huge jacked and shreded without the use of anabolics >:(

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2008, 04:21:06 PM »
It's usually:

1.  I have a brother,friend,etc. twice as strong/big as you

2.  I got ready for that show on next to nothing

3.  I went to that Getbig site and the people on there were kind,,helpful and full of information    :P

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2008, 04:32:00 PM »
Someone told me at the gym I can gain 9857.23% more muscle using MuscleTech products.  :D


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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2008, 02:29:54 AM »
when I was young,I used to to squat 10 plates on each side of the bar  ::)

and now he can't even squat one plate on each side  ;D
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2008, 02:43:27 AM »
I heard it last night!  A woman told me:


"Sally's friend Dave has a girlfriend and she bench pressed 90kg (198lbs) the other day and she has never trained before.  Is that a lot?"  Apparently the boyfriend Dave was upset about it.

I quoted Quaker, "I call bullshit on that lift."  Also said if it's genuine she should quit whatever she does for a living and go straight into the muscle game in some capacity, PL or OL or something.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2008, 02:46:40 AM »
This dude told me his underwear itches and couldn't wear shorts that reveal his quads 'cause his cock would swing about.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2008, 02:59:44 AM »
My 18 years old friend once told me he's got at lest 55 inches chest...

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2008, 03:10:35 AM »
As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)

Meanwhile you have almost 8000 posts on Getbig. Time well spent.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2008, 03:20:45 AM »
When I was still at school (but already with several years training as an Olympic weightlifter) I guy at school asked me how much I could bench. I only benched once or twice a week as my training was focussed on Olympic lifts, and I told him I get up to around 10 reps at 160 lbs. A few days later he told me he could do over 200 lbs for reps of 10. I called bullshit, and he challenged me to a contest.

So off I go to his gym (more of a bodybuilders gym than a weightliftng gym). Then off he goes to a bench MACHINE, set up with a leveraged type bar, and put the pin into the machine at 200 lbs. After struggeling to do 10 reps he got up, and proudly looked at me "See, I told you?". You do it now. "That's not a benchpress" I told him and I got on and did 20 easy reps. "Lets go do a REAL benchpress" I said.

So, off we go to a proper free-weight bench. I did a warm up set at around 100 lbs, and then he gave it a go, an barely made a single rep. I then put on 160, and did as many reps as I could ( I think I did 20 reps or so, trying to make it look as easy as I could). He tried, and WOMPH, down went the weight on his chest. "Do you need help, I asked, lightly keeping the pressure up on the bar so he would not get hurt". "yeeeeeah", came the reply, and which point I lifted up the weight. He left, with his tail between his legs.

Even funnier, was that he had invited a few mates to watch how "he was going to beat that weightlifter in a contest".


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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2008, 04:13:48 AM »

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2008, 06:09:37 AM »
Forget lies in the gym....the best crap is told on Getbig from those that are in their early twenties, still living at home with their folks, have never accomplished a thing in life other that their 6 days a week at the gym, have no significant other, have no real job, have nothing more than a high school education, give life leasons and pass judgement on everyone else and to top it off don't even pay for the internet connection with which their lies on Getbig are made possible.....biggest whoppers come from this crowd.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2008, 06:11:36 AM »
Forget lies in the gym....the best crap is told on Getbig from those that are in their early twenties, still living at home with their folks, have never accomplished a thing in life other that their 6 days a week at the gym, have no significant other, have no real job, have nothing more than a high school education, give life leasons and pass judgement on everyone else and to top it off don't even pay for the internet connection with which their lies on Getbig are made possible.....biggest whoppers come from this crowd.

you sound bitter.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2008, 06:13:13 AM »
you sound bitter.

AHAHAHHA!!!  Just means I've pegged you exactly.....the first ones to bite are typically the most guilty and offended.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2008, 06:14:24 AM »

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2008, 06:17:22 AM »
AHAHAHHA!!!  Just means I've pegged you exactly.....the first ones to bite are typically the most guilty and offended.

haha not really

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2008, 06:20:37 AM »
haha not really

Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2008, 06:22:08 AM »
Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.

haha ok "man of steel" whatever makes you feel better  ;D

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2008, 06:23:33 AM »
Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.

be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA  ::)


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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2008, 06:24:36 AM »
be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA  ::)



Exactly BlueDevil....exactly.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2008, 06:30:51 AM »
be carefull MOS, el pajero is a feared compadre of the HA  ::)

Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush.  :-X

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2008, 06:32:21 AM »
Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush.  :-X

Its ok M_T, I have a worldwide fanbase and im just starting.

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2008, 06:34:40 AM »
Why are your last 10 posts about el pajero? Epic mancrush.  :-X

What are you talkin about?   Eh, scratch that....it doesn't matter.