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Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« on: November 29, 2008, 11:06:51 AM »
One guy told me an old girlfriend beat him once (with Tae kwon Do) to make him have sex, LOL!
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »
i was in the locker room changing once and this guido/persian dude comes up to me and says "hey man, ever hear of 'insert some random gay club name'?"
i say "no".  he goes "well, i own that place and a couple others in the loop. you should come down.  i'm just opening a new place this friday."
he told me the name and everything.

a week later, i see him personal training someone.  i gave him this confused look, and he did the look-away.  i never saw him again.

weird guy.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2008, 11:31:31 AM »
My old gym owner used to deadlift 750lbs back in the 80's  ::)

He also was a shredded 90kg 1.70 guy at 5% ''all natural''.

People told him he could have been mrO but he didn't want to go on the juice ::)
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Not a huge lie, but how many times have you seen some guy struggling to do a lift, then when a pretty girl walks by, he finally gets off a few reps and counts, "81!  82!  83!"
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2008, 12:50:25 PM »
like a girl would cares about what you lift.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2008, 01:00:11 PM »
Normally there are more lies told in the gym than truth.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2008, 01:00:34 PM »
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2008, 01:04:15 PM »
That a lie is truth and truth conversely is a lie.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2008, 01:07:11 PM »
Someone told me at the gym I can gain 9857.23% more muscle using MuscleTech products.  :D
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 01:24:58 PM »
All I take is a multivitamin.

I'm natural.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2008, 01:27:40 PM »
"i DO train legs." "normally i train heavier."
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 01:29:48 PM »
Had a guy once tell me he could kick my ass....10 seconds later he realized it was the biggest gym lie ever told.  Tapout fools !!!!!!
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 01:34:11 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on November 29, 2008, 11:06:51 AM
One guy told me an old girlfriend beat him once (with Tae kwon Do) to make him have sex, LOL!
;D
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 01:42:16 PM »
"I used to be able to bench 405, before i got injured"

this is a classic, most guys who say this are about 35 years old and now bench about 150.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 01:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on November 29, 2008, 01:42:16 PM
"I used to be able to bench 405, before i got injured"

this is a classic, most guys who say this are about 35 years old and now bench about 150.

Usually the same guy who was "drafted in the 3rd round by the [insert name of current Super Bowl champion] in 1993 but tore my knee up during training camp...they say it was the only time Coach [insert name] ever cried for having to cut a player"
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 01:49:46 PM »
No lie..I can't even bench 100kg for one rep!
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2008, 01:50:03 PM »
Lol, another classic is: "my arms were over 20 inches before i started training."
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2008, 01:50:44 PM »
every man over the age of 60 has the same lie

"i used to be jacked and could bench 500"

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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2008, 01:51:59 PM »
I shit you not. This was in the 1950's..

That a 11stone guys (154lbs) benched 580lbs
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2008, 01:52:49 PM »
If I take a creampie in the ass from a pro I would get the benefits from the juice they use.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2008, 01:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Mrdibbs on November 29, 2008, 11:31:31 AM
My old gym owner used to deadlift 750lbs back in the 80's  ::)

He also was a shredded 90kg 1.70 guy at 5% ''all natural''.

People told him he could have been mrO but he didn't want to go on the juice ::)

The sad thing is, this is probably how he remembers it.  The glory days...
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2008, 01:54:23 PM »
"I benched 200kg back when I was 25, now I'm training for health" ::)

"I could do fullsquats with 300kg back in the day" when the "guy" is doing quarter reps with 315 in the smith.  ::)
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2008, 01:55:30 PM »
As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2008, 01:59:56 PM »
Quote from: Deicide on November 29, 2008, 01:55:30 PM
As I said...I can't even bench 100kg for one rep! :)

You should try working out.
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Re: Biggest gym lie ever told to you?
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2008, 02:01:55 PM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on November 29, 2008, 01:59:56 PM
You should try working out.

I have but no matter what I do, it doesn't work. Something is wrong with my bench genetics... :-\
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