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Title: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 01:11:20 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.
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Post by: spinnis on December 18, 2008, 01:18:07 PM
a 300 pound cop with abs is crazier  ;D
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Post by: Method101 on December 18, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
a 300 pound cop with abs is crazier  ;D
can you imagine him showing up at your house for something? :o
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 01:20:35 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

LMAO!!

great story telling skills there!!
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: Method101 on December 18, 2008, 01:20:55 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.
holy shit, this is gonna spread across national news channels across the world!!
 ::)
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Post by: spinnis on December 18, 2008, 01:21:39 PM
can you imagine him showing up at your house for something? :o

I would fucking run even if I didn't do anything  ;D
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: mass 04 on December 18, 2008, 01:21:40 PM
Ronnie should be thankful he never met chainsaw. He'd have to call the Texas National Guard to rein in that monster.
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 01:22:13 PM
LMAO!!

great story telling skills there!!
read it at the grocery store and i just foung it interesting, that's all.
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Post by: DK II on December 18, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
Ronnie should be thankful he never met chainsaw. He'd have to call the Texas National Guard to rein in that monster.

lol, wasn't that the guy who put down 15 police officers with his bare hands and went down after getting a rhinocerus relaxation shot??
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Post by: HTexan on December 18, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
he is a true blood fan too ;)
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 01:36:56 PM
he is a true blood fan too ;)
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.
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Post by: HTexan on December 18, 2008, 01:39:52 PM
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.
ronnie the vampire :o :o :o  ;D
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Post by: Bossa on December 18, 2008, 01:44:17 PM
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2008, 01:45:24 PM
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job
damn. :o
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Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on December 18, 2008, 01:49:33 PM
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job

My grandfather was a US Marshall and he had to go through a bag that held the remains of a little girl who ran away from home. Dude cut her up to fit into 3 bags. My grandpa had to open the bag and show the parents. Dude came into the police department and turned himself in and they called my grandpa to handle the whole case. Dude painted my grandpa a picture while he was in prison and made phone calls to my grandmothers house after my grandfather passed away, because my granpa went to every parole board hearing and kept the guy in jail. The murderer passed away just this year like 3 months ago.
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Post by: jaejonna on December 18, 2008, 01:55:04 PM
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on December 18, 2008, 02:28:01 PM
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.
That is some pretty rad shit.
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: leonp1981 on December 18, 2008, 02:29:25 PM
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.

I sleep at those times too.  I'm just not much of a morning person.
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Post by: Meso_z on December 18, 2008, 02:45:46 PM
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.

ok, now go to sleep.  ::)
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Post by: pumpster on December 18, 2008, 02:54:56 PM
Sleeping all morning sounds good.
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: Big Worm on December 18, 2008, 03:06:48 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.
Still read Flex?
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 18, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
How many Getbigers from Texas were arested by Ronnie?  Come on be a man and own up to it.

i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 18, 2008, 03:24:50 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation  ::)
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 18, 2008, 03:28:52 PM
i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Whoooooo, meltdown!  ;D
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: webcake on December 18, 2008, 03:29:10 PM
A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation  ::)

But not just any cop............it was Ronnie Coleman!!  :o
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on December 18, 2008, 03:58:23 PM
i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Pics or it didn't happen
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 18, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

why exactly is it not believable?
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on December 18, 2008, 04:51:32 PM
why exactly is it not believable?

Black people arn't allowed to be cops
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: dr.chimps on December 18, 2008, 04:53:06 PM
Black people arn't allowed to be cops
They call me Mister Tibbs!  >:(
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: DeltsaForce on December 18, 2008, 05:13:55 PM
he also said he goes to bed at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.

typical getbigger
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on December 18, 2008, 05:17:07 PM
A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation  ::)

Yes only reaffirms the fact that most of us on getbig are in the company of children.

Google pictures of Nikki Catsouras and then tell me if walking into a doulbe murde is as bad as walking into that. 
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Post by: Bossa on December 18, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
Yes only reaffirms the fact that most of us on getbig are in the company of children.

Google pictures of Nikki Catsouras and then tell me if walking into a doulbe murde is as bad as walking into that. 

I think actually being there to see it in person would leave a lasting immpression...to me its just another gross pic on the net that we have all become accustomed to
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: gordiano on December 18, 2008, 08:08:40 PM
i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Good shit!
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Post by: HTexan on December 18, 2008, 08:10:41 PM
Good shit!
pure gangsta
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Post by: Big Mark C on December 18, 2008, 08:21:49 PM
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

walmart has some neat mags huh?
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Post by: rkw1969 on December 18, 2008, 08:37:39 PM
hmm, the stories i can tell you. i see it all the time. it doesnt even faze you after the first couple.
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Post by: Cavalier22 on December 18, 2008, 08:57:09 PM
holy shit john matrix, that was you?

i passed you on the highway while you were doing your thigh and abs routine over a bloody cop

btw, your rear delts need work
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: TechnoViking on December 18, 2008, 09:16:46 PM
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.

3 days...That shit would have most seeing a shrink for post traumatic stress syndrome...
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: Wiggs on December 18, 2008, 09:22:43 PM
Black people arn't allowed to be cops

I guess that's why your mom likes me to dress up as a cop ???
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 18, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
holy shit john matrix, that was you?

i passed you on the highway while you were doing your thigh and abs routine over a bloody cop

btw, your rear delts need work

haha. i suppose it did create quite a scene.
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: wolfgang187 on December 18, 2008, 09:27:49 PM
Black people arn't allowed to be cops




WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPAND ON THAT?
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Post by: SkinnyFatty on December 19, 2008, 12:37:24 AM
This thread needs desperately a youtube vid, where we can see big Ron's day as a cop. Who knows it??
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Post by: DK II on December 19, 2008, 02:12:54 AM
Black people arn't allowed to be cops

that's wrong, they SHOULD not be allowed to be cops.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: Figo on December 19, 2008, 07:10:54 AM
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job

Was your uncle a cop in Cambodia?
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: HUGEPECS on December 19, 2008, 07:18:32 AM
Ronnie should be lucky when he used to be a cop he didn't face much worse than what he described. I wonder what Ronnie would have felt like if he responded to a call and went into the house and found a Maggots infested guy who hanged himself 2 weeks ago and his neighbors just found out..... :-X :-X
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Post by: Immortal_Technique on December 19, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.

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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 19, 2008, 01:12:22 PM
I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.



WTF is "the council?"
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Post by: Bear on December 19, 2008, 01:14:23 PM
WTF is "the council?"

Like the government. English term.
Title: Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
Post by: HTexan on December 19, 2008, 01:28:19 PM
I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.



it was on all the new sites. He didn't lose his head. He was a pez dispenser.