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Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« on: December 18, 2008, 01:11:20 PM »
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 01:18:07 PM »
a 300 pound cop with abs is crazier  ;D

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 01:19:46 PM »

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 01:20:15 PM »
a 300 pound cop with abs is crazier  ;D
can you imagine him showing up at your house for something? :o

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 01:20:35 PM »
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

LMAO!!

great story telling skills there!!

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 01:20:55 PM »
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.
holy shit, this is gonna spread across national news channels across the world!!
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 01:21:39 PM »
can you imagine him showing up at your house for something? :o

I would fucking run even if I didn't do anything  ;D

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 01:21:40 PM »
Ronnie should be thankful he never met chainsaw. He'd have to call the Texas National Guard to rein in that monster.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 01:22:13 PM »
LMAO!!

great story telling skills there!!
read it at the grocery store and i just foung it interesting, that's all.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2008, 01:23:18 PM »
Ronnie should be thankful he never met chainsaw. He'd have to call the Texas National Guard to rein in that monster.

lol, wasn't that the guy who put down 15 police officers with his bare hands and went down after getting a rhinocerus relaxation shot??

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2008, 01:36:06 PM »
he is a true blood fan too ;)
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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2008, 01:36:56 PM »
he is a true blood fan too ;)
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2008, 01:39:52 PM »
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.
ronnie the vampire :o :o :o  ;D
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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2008, 01:44:17 PM »
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 01:45:24 PM »
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job
damn. :o

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 01:49:33 PM »
My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job

My grandfather was a US Marshall and he had to go through a bag that held the remains of a little girl who ran away from home. Dude cut her up to fit into 3 bags. My grandpa had to open the bag and show the parents. Dude came into the police department and turned himself in and they called my grandpa to handle the whole case. Dude painted my grandpa a picture while he was in prison and made phone calls to my grandmothers house after my grandfather passed away, because my granpa went to every parole board hearing and kept the guy in jail. The murderer passed away just this year like 3 months ago.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 01:55:04 PM »
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.
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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 02:28:01 PM »
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.
That is some pretty rad shit.
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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2008, 02:29:25 PM »
he also said he goes to be at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.

I sleep at those times too.  I'm just not much of a morning person.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2008, 02:45:46 PM »
I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.

ok, now go to sleep.  ::)

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2008, 02:54:56 PM »
Sleeping all morning sounds good.

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2008, 03:06:48 PM »
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.
Still read Flex?

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2008, 03:10:22 PM »
How many Getbigers from Texas were arested by Ronnie?  Come on be a man and own up to it.

i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2008, 03:24:50 PM »
they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation  ::)
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Re: Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2008, 03:28:52 PM »
i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Whoooooo, meltdown!  ;D