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Title: Christmas Bonus
Post by: cheftim on December 26, 2008, 09:49:41 AM
$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: lovemonkey on December 26, 2008, 10:00:08 AM
I fucked a co-worker instead

She had the biggest damn titties ever.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: johnnynoname on December 26, 2008, 10:01:45 AM
I fucked a co-worker instead

She had the biggest damn titties ever.

that > $23,170.00
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Dballn247 on December 26, 2008, 10:03:41 AM
There are only a few industries that were able to provide bonuses for their employees this year because of the economy......do you work in insurance?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: emn1964 on December 26, 2008, 10:50:59 AM
I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Its the gift that keeps on giving all year long.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: sinbad on December 26, 2008, 10:54:05 AM
I got a little leather memo pad thingy, I do have a job and I did get a good raise, so I guess I should be happy.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 26, 2008, 10:54:20 AM
I got yelled at for wishing my co-workers a Merry Christmas from my latino jew manager
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: divcom on December 26, 2008, 12:36:10 PM
$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?

what you do for a living...willis?  i got $250 which will pay for one book for dealing with patients with COPD and CHF. 
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: mass 04 on December 26, 2008, 12:37:10 PM
A donation was made in my name to The Human Fund.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 12:37:26 PM
$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?
you got a 30k bonus?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: emn1964 on December 26, 2008, 12:50:16 PM
A donation was made in my name to The Human Fund.

LMAO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 26, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Its the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nice one Clark!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 12:51:18 PM
sorry, "cheftim" seems like a good guy but i'm calling bullshit on the 35K Christmas bonus.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Ursus on December 26, 2008, 01:28:22 PM
It is called a bonus.

If you dont get it dont yap. It is something extra.

I dont think i got one this year cos my shop fucked up big time. Not too worried though. Was not a huge amount anyway
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: emn1964 on December 26, 2008, 01:31:49 PM
It is called a bonus.

If you dont get it dont yap. It is something extra.

I dont think i got one this year cos my shop fucked up big time. Not too worried though. Was not a huge amount anyway

Give us an update on that new piece you were chasing around the lab goudy
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Ursus on December 26, 2008, 01:33:49 PM
What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without  :'(
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: 240 is Back on December 26, 2008, 01:35:09 PM
What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without  :'(

Sounds like she is trying to coyly tell you it's time for some new years surprise sex.

only one way to find out.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Ursus on December 26, 2008, 01:36:29 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: emn1964 on December 26, 2008, 01:37:57 PM
What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without  :'(

Just do like everyone else here does.  Tell everyone that you fucked a super model instead!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Alex23 on December 26, 2008, 02:06:16 PM
$350.00. After taxes $231.70. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?
 

Fixed without the getbig factor.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: QuakerOats on December 26, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
 

Fixed without the getbig factor.
;D maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2008, 02:11:08 PM
;D maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.


Maybe he's actually X Factor?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Alex23 on December 26, 2008, 02:19:09 PM
;D maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.
 

hahahah I bet "cheftim" would've normally got 350k but got screwed this year by his jew buddy "Bernie Madoff"....





::)
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on December 26, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
I saw a guy called "Chef Tim" by Rachel Ray on Food Network.  Wonder if that was him?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 26, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
Well, I made $15mil until Congress took offense post-bailout and made me give it back.  That's okay, though, I already made a killing dumping my stock on insider knowledge before the sell-off.  ;)



Fixed. 


If you're gonna bullshit, bullshit big.  ::)
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: RS on December 26, 2008, 02:21:37 PM
I got a free breakfast sandwich - you know - bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel.  What a fuken joke!  i work in IT for the largest payroll company in the world.

And I got a breakfast sandwich.  It's kind of funny.


actually i'm really happy that i have a job.  I just bought my 1st house on my own 3 months ago and am very thankful for each paychek.

Free Sandwich.  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: 240 is Back on December 26, 2008, 02:25:28 PM
http://www.lonesomedovebistro.com/cheftimlove.asp

Chef Tim, if that's you, you can seriously cook!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Alex23 on December 26, 2008, 02:32:38 PM


actually i'm really happy that i have a job.  I just bought my 1st house on my own 3 months ago and am very thankful for each paychek.

Free Sandwich.  ;D

That's what they want you to believe. Keep the costs down, lock you in for a while. Believe me, in many industries it isn't that bad; not bad enoug to impose salary or broad hiring freezes...
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: bigbadwolfe on December 26, 2008, 02:38:31 PM
I got $50 that is half of what we use to get. We use to get $100 in $2 bills. Yeah no shit $2 bills everyone knew where you worked when you went shopping :)
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 02:48:04 PM

Maybe he's actually X Factor?

Good to see you can't stop thinking about me. You=Obsessed.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: RS on December 26, 2008, 03:13:53 PM
Alex,
 
  I hear you bra.  All industries are crying wolf.   Just got to make sure my mind is right to keep the cake coming in.  They are full of shit though.  I know it!

RS
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2008, 03:16:08 PM
Good to see you can't stop thinking about me. You=Obsessed.

haha, no Aruba huh?  :-\   ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 03:29:56 PM
haha, no Aruba huh?  :-\   ;D

Leaving at 6am.  Don't worry you will see lots of pictures.  I don't want you losing any more sleep.  Living vicariously through me should give you a glimmer of hope. 
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2008, 03:39:34 PM
Leaving at 6am.  Don't worry you will see lots of pictures.  I don't want you losing any more sleep.  Living vicariously through me should give you a glimmer of hope. 

haha, I'm just livin' the dream my man...livin the dream.  Never take anything said on here too seriously, hope you have a good time.  And yes, I AM jealous of a trip to Aruba right now!  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: disturbia on December 26, 2008, 03:39:51 PM
If necessary I could babysit the Maserati for you   ;) ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 26, 2008, 03:41:17 PM
Leaving at 6am.  Don't worry you will see lots of pictures.  I don't want you losing any more sleep.  Living vicariously through me should give you a glimmer of hope. 


"Bullshit!  Prove it!  Post a Pic!"  -Squadfather



 ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 03:44:37 PM
haha, I'm just livin' the dream my man...livin the dream.  Never take anything said on here too seriously, hope you have a good time.  And yes, I AM jealous of a trip to Aruba right now!  ;D

 ;D   At least you aren't in Canada!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 26, 2008, 03:46:48 PM
;D   At least you aren't in Canada!


Canada sucks ass.  It might me okay from May through September or so, but who the hell could stand living there the rest of the year?
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 26, 2008, 03:48:15 PM
;D   At least you aren't in Canada!

Very true.  NC is a little cool and rainy right now...but nothing too bad. 
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 03:56:37 PM
Very true.  NC is a little cool and rainy right now...but nothing too bad. 

Cool, I love NC!!  Biltmore is awesome.  Really like that place.  People are so damn friendly there as well.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 26, 2008, 04:13:26 PM
i got a little over 200 bucks for a bonus
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 04:25:02 PM
i got a little over 200 bucks for a bonus

That is absurd.  For a distinguished, intelligent, hard working man like you gene.  They should be shot.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Ursus on December 26, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
when i worked a door in a particular club i got around 100quid bonus. I worked therefor 5hrs a week. Was great
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 26, 2008, 04:36:56 PM
That is absurd.  For a distinguished, intelligent, hard working man like you gene.  They should be shot.
theres more to life than money bro
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: XFACTOR on December 26, 2008, 04:54:26 PM
theres more to life than money bro

Yes, but someone as intelligent, driven, and well rounded as you should be getting millions. 
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: 250Ben250 on December 26, 2008, 05:12:02 PM
2 years ago = $25 gift card to Wal-mart. no lie.


this year = nothing. And this year was actually better.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: jesusbod on December 28, 2008, 07:34:20 PM
$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?


FUCK OFF!!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: jesusbod on December 28, 2008, 07:36:50 PM
I got a new Commander in Chief and a promised TAX Hike.. Life's a Bitch I tell ya....
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: jtsunami on December 28, 2008, 08:29:58 PM
holy shit, cheftim is probably the richest dude on here, congrats man on that huge bonus.

jt
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: HeyNow on December 28, 2008, 08:41:19 PM
 

Fixed without the getbig factor.

 ;DThat is too funny.  To get that big of a Christmas bonus you gotta be a CEO or something, and he sure isn't one.
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: BFP on December 28, 2008, 08:47:50 PM
I got to keep my job during a 2 week christmas shutdown. also, I work in the construction industry, and if anyone else does, they can tell you how valuable not getting laid off is. A company I worked for last year (small business glazing company) that had almost 1.2 million in profit last year made literally a 3 dollar profit this year.

Jason
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Wiggs on December 29, 2008, 04:37:59 AM
I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Its the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

That it is Edward, that it is ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: wnybodybuildingfan on December 29, 2008, 04:51:21 AM
I am self employed so I didn't get any bonus.  I guess my bonus is working for myself. 
Title: Re: Christmas Bonus
Post by: Bobby on December 29, 2008, 04:54:47 AM
I am self employed so I didn't get any bonus.  I guess my bonus is working for myself. 

then buy yourself a gift and pretend to be surprised when you get it ;D