Christmas Bonus

[cheftim]

$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?

[lovemonkey]

I fucked a co-worker instead

She had the biggest damn titties ever.

[johnnynoname]

I fucked a co-worker instead

She had the biggest damn titties ever.

that > $23,170.00

[Dballn247]

There are only a few industries that were able to provide bonuses for their employees this year because of the economy......do you work in insurance?

[emn1964]

I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Its the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

[sinbad]

I got a little leather memo pad thingy, I do have a job and I did get a good raise, so I guess I should be happy.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I got yelled at for wishing my co-workers a Merry Christmas from my latino jew manager

[divcom]

$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?

what you do for a living...willis?  i got $250 which will pay for one book for dealing with patients with COPD and CHF. 

[mass 04]

A donation was made in my name to The Human Fund.

[QuakerOats]

$35,000.00. After taxes $23,170.00. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?

you got a 30k bonus?

[emn1964]

A donation was made in my name to The Human Fund.

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Eyeball Chambers]

I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Its the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nice one Clark!

[QuakerOats]

sorry, "cheftim" seems like a good guy but i'm calling bullshit on the 35K Christmas bonus.

[Ursus]

It is called a bonus.

If you dont get it dont yap. It is something extra.

I dont think i got one this year cos my shop fucked up big time. Not too worried though. Was not a huge amount anyway

[emn1964]

It is called a bonus.

If you dont get it dont yap. It is something extra.

I dont think i got one this year cos my shop fucked up big time. Not too worried though. Was not a huge amount anyway

Give us an update on that new piece you were chasing around the lab goudy

[Ursus]

What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without 

[240 is Back]

What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without 

Sounds like she is trying to coyly tell you it's time for some new years surprise sex.

only one way to find out.

[Ursus]

 

[emn1964]

What would be the best way to tell Getbig it never happened?

She was an xmas temp and phoned in sick last few days, the goud went without 

Just do like everyone else here does.  Tell everyone that you fucked a super model instead!

[Alex23]

$350.00. After taxes $231.70. And no pay raise for 2009. How did the rest of Getbig make out for the holidays?

 

Fixed without the getbig factor.

[QuakerOats]

 

Fixed without the getbig factor.

maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.

[The Showstoppa]

maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.

Maybe he's actually X Factor?

[Alex23]

maybe "cheftim" is too busy gassing up his private jet and making sure all the models are aboard to check this thread.

 

hahahah I bet "cheftim" would've normally got 350k but got screwed this year by his jew buddy "Bernie Madoff"....

[Eyeball Chambers]

I saw a guy called "Chef Tim" by Rachel Ray on Food Network.  Wonder if that was him?

[G o a t b o y]

Well, I made $15mil until Congress took offense post-bailout and made me give it back.  That's okay, though, I already made a killing dumping my stock on insider knowledge before the sell-off. 

Fixed. 


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