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I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.
Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...
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with a asian girl, you always have to expect that she will have no tits
the upside is that asian girls are EXTREMELY clean (odor/hygene wise) so you can eat ass all day...if that is your thing
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and they dont have celulitis. But no tits.
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and they dont have celulitis. But no tits.
i thought you were a pole smoker
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I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.
Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...
had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars. :-X
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had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars. :-X
Thats just all around bad news...
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Thats just all around bad news...
she was a lot of fun though if you know what i mean. ;)
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she was a lot of fun though if you know what i mean. ;)
haha, this asian bitch was the same way...i guess they know how to make up for the physical inadequecies...
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had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars. :-X
Oh fuck!! brutal!
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Oh fuck!! brutal!
dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.
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dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.
I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'
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I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.
Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...
Okay, now there's your first problem...
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I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'
hahahaha, man this chick was wearing dress slacks and a little button up blouse when i first saw her but then like you said, BOOOMM. ;D
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very hard to judge a big ass in jeans.
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Ever have the complete opposite happen ? It was like hitting the lottery !
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had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars. :-X
a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."
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Ever have the complete opposite happen ? It was like hitting the lottery !
Now those are hard to find!
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a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."
;D
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That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.
I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.
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a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."
ahahahahahahaha he should have labotamized that trick with his boot and sved the rest of the men in the world some trouble.
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Spandex is meant to show things off, not hold things in. ;D
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That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.
I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.
Exactly....mine was a soccer player....lol.
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What was that famous old line??... '10lbs. of shit in a 5lb bag?' ;)
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a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."
I would have threw the condom to the side, and a busted a nut all in that dumb bitch.
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i thought you were a pole smoker
Sorry, I couldnt respond well to your gay dream.
Another reveal of Getbig homo.
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You gots to love dumb bitches. Had one who was scared to death to blow me because she was afraid of getting pregnant but let me fuck her without a condom as long as I blew my load on outside of her like on her stomach or tits. Fucking chick claimed her mom told her to be carefull swallowing cum because it can make her pregnant faster. lol.
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dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.
you should've known something was'nt right when she accepted you 8)
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what about you guys here at getbig, do you think your better looking with clothes on or off?
What is more important in life?
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dont matter how you look these are the times of the internet only the brain matters
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Anytime you fuck a new girl fella's you shouldn't go full bore naked on the first go around. Try it first with the pants off and the shirt opened but not off it is a button up, or just pushed up over the bra if it is a t-shirt. That way you can get a glimpse of the goods without going blind if she looks like a gremlin threw up under there.
Assuming it is all good the make or break part comes next with the bra off. a girl can have some seriously nice tits in a shirt but when it all comes off I've seen some look like two whales jumping out of a second story window. Or worse yet the dreaded upside down 70's porn triangle titties! :-X
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spandex!!! All spandex!! ;D
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Keep the lights off.
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you should've known something was'nt right when she accepted you 8)
hahaha, spend your "prize money" yet, Chicken legs? :D
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Alex looks good with his cloathes on and off :D
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i used to do the "tap". i'd tell a joke and then we'd laugh and i'd tap her belly a couple times pretending i'm laughing. if it was hard, good to go. if it was jiggly and flabby, i'd keep drinking.
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Alex looks good with his cloathes on and off :D
You look pretty good yourself!!
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i used to do the "tap". i'd tell a joke and then we'd laugh and i'd tap her belly a couple times pretending i'm laughing. if it was hard, good to go. if it was jiggly and flabby, i'd keep drinking.
You'd give her the Pilsbury Doughboy treatment? :D
Sounds like when women do the arm 'grab 'n squeeze'.
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You look pretty good yourself!!
thanks !
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That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.
I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.
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I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'
What you need to do is turn your bedroom into a night club with black lights and globe and everything...That way she will look the same at home as she did in the club...I recommend also setting up a DJ's booth at the foot of your bed...
peace out
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Also guys here is a little peace of info that you may want to think about...If a girl has a C-section, there is a 75% chance she has herpies...It the number 1 reason why women have C-sections...So suit up boys...
peace out
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Anytime you fuck a new girl fella's you shouldn't go full bore naked on the first go around. Try it first with the pants off and the shirt opened but not off it is a button up, or just pushed up over the bra if it is a t-shirt. That way you can get a glimpse of the goods without going blind if she looks like a gremlin threw up under there.
Assuming it is all good the make or break part comes next with the bra off. a girl can have some seriously nice tits in a shirt but when it all comes off I've seen some look like two whales jumping out of a second story window. Or worse yet the dreaded upside down 70's porn triangle titties! :-X
what ? nah man id rather be naked
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hahaha, spend your "prize money" yet, Chicken legs? :D
haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly
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haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly
lol @ the chicken legs QO that is a damn good comment :)
jt
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the upside is that asian girls are EXTREMELY clean (odor/hygene wise) so you can eat ass all day...if that is your thing
bullshit generalization.
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I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.
Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...
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haha..yeah, went down to Key West for Christmas and had a blast! Curious, who do you like in the SuperBowl? I'll take Colts vs Philly
Giants vs. Colts.
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Daddy did a good job raising her.....
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had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars. :-X
Is this the trailer-park chick? No, wait, couldn't be... she's too fat to look "incredible in clothes". The c-section thing sounds right, though.
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Sorry, I couldnt respond well to your gay dream.
Another reveal of Getbig homo.
engrish, prease.
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Bluto looks his best when he's dead.
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Haha that girl fucked a local overthere. Saw a movie of it.