Author Topic: Looking good in clothes vs. looking good naked (Read 5219 times)

grab an umbrella · « **on:** January 02, 2009, 12:59:04 PM »

I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.

Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:01:41 PM »

with a asian girl, you always have to expect that she will have no tits

the upside is that asian girls are EXTREMELY clean (odor/hygene wise) so you can eat ass all day...if that is your thing

kyomu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:04:17 PM »

and they dont have celulitis. But no tits.

bigmc · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 02, 2009, 01:04:17 PM

and they dont have celulitis. But no tits.

i thought you were a pole smoker

QuakerOats · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:07:18 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 02, 2009, 12:59:04 PM

I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.

Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...

had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:08:09 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:07:18 PM

had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars.

Thats just all around bad news...

QuakerOats · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:09:03 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 02, 2009, 01:08:09 PM

Thats just all around bad news...

she was a lot of fun though if you know what i mean.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:11:12 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:09:03 PM

she was a lot of fun though if you know what i mean.

haha, this asian bitch was the same way...i guess they know how to make up for the physical inadequecies...

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:26:19 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:07:18 PM

had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars.

Oh fuck!! brutal!

QuakerOats · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:27:46 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2009, 01:26:19 PM

Oh fuck!! brutal!

dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:34:25 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:27:46 PM

dude the fuccked up thing is that in clothes this bitch looked INCREDIBLE, that's what drew me to her in the first place.

I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'

JasonH · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:34:31 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 02, 2009, 12:59:04 PM

I hate bringing home a girl that looks good in clothes and then when she gets naked things go downhill.

Happened with an asian bitch this past weekend...

Okay, now there's your first problem...

QuakerOats · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 02, 2009, 01:34:25 PM

I've had the same shit happen to me, several times... in the club they look bangin, I think it's the spandex/lycra that holds all the shit together, when they pull that shit off gravity takes over and shit just goes down like a deck of cards, tits sag, hips and ass explode outwards... you're left saying 'WTF ?!!'

hahahaha, man this chick was wearing dress slacks and a little button up blouse when i first saw her but then like you said, BOOOMM.

Balloon · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:37:40 PM »

very hard to judge a big ass in jeans.

Has Beens · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:38:58 PM »

Ever have the complete opposite happen ? It was like hitting the lottery !

tom joad · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:43:28 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on January 02, 2009, 01:07:18 PM

had one like that a few years ago, looked incredible in clothes and everything dropped when she took 'em off, plus she had c-section scars.

a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."

JasonH · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Has Beens on January 02, 2009, 01:38:58 PM

Ever have the complete opposite happen ? It was like hitting the lottery !

Now those are hard to find!

QuakerOats · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:45:04 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on January 02, 2009, 01:43:28 PM

a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:46:40 PM »

That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.

I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.

240 is Back · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:47:59 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on January 02, 2009, 01:43:28 PM

a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."

ahahahahahahaha he should have labotamized that trick with his boot and sved the rest of the men in the world some trouble.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:48:32 PM »

Spandex is meant to show things off, not hold things in.

Has Beens · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:53:01 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 02, 2009, 01:46:40 PM

That seems to be the case most of the time. You really roll the dice with thicker girls because they can hide some of those belly rolls and cellulite in dark clothes.

I hooked up with this hottie but she was total tomboy the way she dressed, but pretty as hell, played volleyball at my college. She wore loose clothes, like sports. When I got her naked she was fit as a mutherfucker. She was totally smokin. Best bod in the world. She just didn't dress that way.

Exactly....mine was a soccer player....lol.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2009, 01:54:43 PM »

What was that famous old line??... '10lbs. of shit in a 5lb bag?'

polychronopolous · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2009, 02:03:50 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on January 02, 2009, 01:43:28 PM

a friend was up at my cottage, and we went out to a local bar, and he hooked up with a small town chick for a one nighter, and when he pulled out a condom, the girl said to him "Don't worry I can't get pregnant, I had a c-section."

I would have threw the condom to the side, and a busted a nut all in that dumb bitch.

kyomu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 02, 2009, 01:06:33 PM

i thought you were a pole smoker

Sorry, I couldnt respond well to your gay dream.
Another reveal of Getbig homo.