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Title: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
since you're obese and all you care about is "strenght" and not how you look, how much do you lift in major exercises?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:17:23 PM
the bar for 3 on bench, 65 for 3-4 on deadlifts and squats. :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:18:03 PM
the bar for 3 on bench, 65 for 3-4 on deadlifts and squats. :D

dude, I was serious
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:20:49 PM
dude, I was serious


So is he!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: disturbia on January 11, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
the bar for 3 on bench, 65 for 3-4 on deadlifts and squats. :D

that cant b e full deadlifts and squats with that weight.  You must be talking partials with multiple spotters
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:22:51 PM
dude, I was serious
i am serious, those lifts are improved from when i started with the kitchen broomstick with two empty cans of Easy Cheese taped to it for 5 reps on each lift. ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
the bar for 3 on bench, 65 for 3-4 on deadlifts and squats. :D

I'm calling bullshit on the deadlifts and squats as well
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
the bar for 3 on bench, 65 for 3-4 on deadlifts and squats. :D


7th grade "C" team style
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:24:31 PM
I'm calling bullshit on the deadlifts and squats as well
allright i lied, i thought i'd sneak that ten pound plate on each side in on you.................it's actually the empty bar on all three lifts. ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
i am serious, those lifts are improved from when i started with the kitchen broomstick with two empty cans of Easy Cheese taped to it for 5 reps on each lift. ;D


Bullshit!  Prove it! Post a pic, or no way did you lift that much!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
i am serious, those lifts are improved from when i started with the kitchen broomstick with two empty cans of Easy Cheese taped to it for 5 reps on each lift. ;D
Pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:27:37 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
allright i lied, i thought i'd sneak that ten pound plate on each side in on you.................it's actually the empty bar on all three lifts. ;D

I remember 7th grade offseason, come May,  we would do our "max out" on bench press and squat, this little fucker got buried under the 45 pound bar. Total Humilitiation. He brought it up about an inch off his chest, but it just wasn't it the cards, dropped right back down.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
Damn Goatboy preempted my joke by 54 seconds :(
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
allright i lied, i thought i'd sneak that ten pound plate on each side in on you.................it's actually the empty bar on all three lifts. ;D

I knew it!  ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:31:25 PM
which dumbbells do you use for shoulder press? the 5 pounders?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:31:35 PM
Damn Goatboy preempted my joke by 54 seconds :(


You snooze, you lose!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
BTW just got done with some awesome lasagna w/ground turkey Stells, great stuff. :P
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:32:39 PM
BTW just got done with some awesome lasagna w/ground turkey Stells, great stuff. :P


was that after the dinner and chocolate milk?

no fucking wonder you're fat  ;D

Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:33:20 PM

was that after the dinner and chocolate milk?

no fucking wonder you're fat  ;D


that was the dinner AXA. :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:33:32 PM
BTW just got done with some awesome lasagna w/ground turkey Stells, great stuff. :P

Q. What does an Italian prostitute do?

A. Lays-on-ya
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:34:04 PM
BTW just got done with some awesome lasagna w/ground turkey Stells, great stuff. :P
Nice...I'm having the tomato, chick breast, onion goat cheese concoction right now :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:34:16 PM
Q. What does an Italian prostitute do?

A. Lays-on-ya
;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:35:26 PM
Nice...I'm having the tomato, chick breast, onion goat cheese concoction right now :D
that sounds awesome, have to try that.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:35:38 PM
that was the dinner AXA. :D

oh, okay  ;D

and I'm not AXA, seriously
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:35:47 PM

You snooze, you lose!
Hmmm  Bluto just said that to me recently....if he's not online I may consider this  a Clark Kent moment!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 11, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
BTW just got done with some awesome lasagna w/ground turkey Stells, great stuff. :P
how many oz of lasagna  16oz?   lol  no wonder you're a butterball, mr potato chip man
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:36:55 PM
Hmmm  Bluto just said that to me recently....if he's not online I may consider this  a Clark Kent moment!

are you suggestig goatboy is behind the bluto account?  ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:37:33 PM
how many oz of lasagna  16oz?   lol  no wonder you're a butterball, mr potato chip man
hun why r you screaming? :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:38:28 PM
are you suggestig goatboy is behind the bluto account?  ;D
I suppose it's possible!  They e-fight w/each other pretty convincingly..could be they've been duping us all for years >:(
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 11, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
hun why r you screaming? :D
i love you belly and all mr potato chip man :)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:39:43 PM
are you suggestig goatboy is behind the bluto account?  ;D

Could you imagine? A combined, damn near 50k posts? You are talking about a person who puts in 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, nothing but straight up, hard ass posting.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:39:43 PM
that was the dinner AXA. :D


No wonder you're fat!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: nycbull on January 11, 2009, 04:40:09 PM
this thread backfired....poor J Grey.  :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
i love you belly and all mr potato chip man :)
and i love you Mr. Rainbow flag on the front door of the South Bronk adobe man. :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:41:06 PM
Could you imagine? A combined, damn near 50k posts? You are talking about a person who puts in 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, nothing but straight up, hard ass posting.

Trust me, I'm not Blupo.  ::)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:41:40 PM

No wonder you're fat!





quaker, you know there are people who are starving in this world, children, and you eat excess food?
you disgust me
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:42:09 PM
Trust me, I'm not Blupo.  ::)

You're like the anti-Bluto
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:42:15 PM

No wonder you're fat!
maybe your Muslim Iranian wife could give me a low fat falafel and lamb kabob recipe. :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:42:30 PM




quaker, you know there are people who are starving in this world, children, and you eat excess food?
you disgust me


Dave's lack of willpower is sickening!  >:(
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:42:54 PM
Trust me, I'm not Blupo.  ::)
OK Bluto, whatever you say  :D

















loz ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 11, 2009, 04:43:20 PM
maybe your Muslim Iranian wife could give me a low fat falafel and lamb kabob recipe. :D
iz his husband muslim?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:43:33 PM

Dave's lack of willpower is sickening!  >:(


indeed, what a fat turd.

lack of willpower of many people sickens you, you must be ripped, and I'm not being sarcastic
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:44:33 PM
iz his husband muslim?
yes, although he claims she's part of the 0.0000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 0001% of Iranian women who is white and non muslim. ::)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:44:39 PM
iz his husband muslim?

No, my wife is not muslim, but Fat Dave likes to say she is because he thinks it gets to me.  ::)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: mass 04 on January 11, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
OK Bluto, whatever you say  :D

















loz ;D
simmer down "kiwiol". ::)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:45:24 PM
yes, although he claims she's part of the 0.0000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 0001% of Iranian women who is white and non muslim. ::)

do you believe your trailer trash girlfriend is superior to his wife?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:46:04 PM
do you believe your trailer trash girlfriend is superior to his wife?
i'm not married.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:46:17 PM
simmer down "kiwiol". ::)
Relax it ain't that serious "Old Rooster"  ::)
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 11, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
yes, although he claims she's part of the 0.0000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 0001% of Iranian women who is white and non muslim. ::)
dave i know a lot of persian women who are white and christian ....and not zoroasters either
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:47:11 PM
i'm not married.


that's what you think  ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
i'm not married.

Good for you, Dave...  I wouldn't marry the fat trailer-trash used-car-saleswoman either!  :D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Relax it ain't that serious "Old Rooster"  ::)

calm down "Matt C" everything is "okay"
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: mass 04 on January 11, 2009, 04:48:18 PM
Relax it ain't that serious "Old Rooster"  ::)
I've been called some pretty terrible things on here, but that may be the worst. ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:48:22 PM
Good for you, Dave...  I wouldn't marry the fat trailer-trash used-car-saleswoman either!  :D
so when are you and Hafez.........err i mean "Tracy" going to Tehran to tie the knot Shiite style? ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:48:48 PM
Good for you, Dave...  I wouldn't marry the fat trailer-trash used-car-saleswoman either!  :D


would you hit it? do you have pictures of "it"?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: webcake on January 11, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
fuck this....time to pray!! 8)                                                                                                                                                                   
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:49:57 PM
fuck this....time to pray!! 8)                                                                                                                                                                   


jacking off is not called praying
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 11, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
According to MemberX he  is the greatest mind-fucker in Getbig.com history
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 11, 2009, 04:51:47 PM
According to MemberX he  is the greatest mind-fucker in Getbig.com history
who?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:52:30 PM
calm down "Matt C" everything is "okay"
Internets is serious business "Ron"
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: webcake on January 11, 2009, 04:52:59 PM

jacking off is not called praying

But i do it religiously.....
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Butterbean on January 11, 2009, 04:53:08 PM
I've been called some pretty terrible things on here, but that may be the worst. ;D
Sorry about that ;D

Group hug!!
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 04:57:05 PM
Internets is serious business "Ron"


how dare you reveal my secret identity here stella?
I will have to demod you now

unless you bring your fine ass over here and touch "teh cock"





 ;D :-*
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 11, 2009, 04:59:28 PM

how dare you reveal my secret identity here stella?
I will have to demod you now

unless you bring your fine ass over here and touch "teh cock"





 ;D :-*
give her some time to get the microscope and tweezers first.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 05:00:13 PM
give her some time to get the microscope and tweezers first.

calm down "Derek" the internet isn't that serious
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: mass 04 on January 11, 2009, 05:00:47 PM
give her some time to get the microscope and tweezers first.
are you saying JGrey is hung like a toy poodle?
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 05:01:13 PM
give her some time to get the microscope and tweezers first.


Are suggesting Ron is "hung like a mouse"?


Must be a Jewish thing.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 05:01:27 PM

I think Alex23 does.  PM him and maybe he'll share.  ;D

the question was

do YOU have it/seen it ;D
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: J Grey on January 11, 2009, 05:02:13 PM

Are suggesting Ron is "hung like a mouse"?


Must be a Jewish thing.


no wonder all those fitness models let him "do them" they barely feel a thing
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: HTexan on January 11, 2009, 05:02:33 PM

would you hit it? do you have pictures of "it"?
She dumped him? ???
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 11, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
the question was

do YOU have it/seen it ;D


I don't have it.  It was posted for like a millisecond back during the original meltdown, but the mods nuked it.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Man of Steel on January 11, 2009, 06:22:40 PM
i am serious, those lifts are improved from when i started with the kitchen broomstick with two empty cans of Easy Cheese taped to it for 5 reps on each lift. ;D

Pics of you naked, slathered in oil, hogtied and an apple in your mouth or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: quakeroats how much do you lift?
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 11, 2009, 06:26:37 PM
so when are you and Hafez.........err i mean "Tracy" going to Tehran to tie the knot Shiite style? ;D

I hear the Ayatollah will be attending Hafez and Goatboy's lovely wedding.