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Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2009, 02:44:49 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D

Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: MisterMagoo on January 19, 2009, 06:08:03 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D

admit it, you slipped in the bathroom and hit your face on the sink.  ;D
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 20, 2009, 07:42:22 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D







I hope you were able to get your shirt dry cleaned.
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: SS on January 20, 2009, 01:02:32 PM




I hope you were able to get your shirt dry cleaned.
Fock that!......hang it up on the wall.

It's a great conversation piece.
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 21, 2009, 11:49:33 AM
Fock that!......hang it up on the wall.

It's a great conversation piece.




Yellow see through ???
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: chaos on January 21, 2009, 03:19:18 PM



Yellow see through ???
No wonder he got beat up.
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: webcake on January 22, 2009, 01:30:16 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X

wow man, you are pretty hardcore...
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: chaos on January 22, 2009, 05:13:22 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X
No pics = no truth.
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 07:07:38 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X



None of your boys had your back?
Title: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 11:35:09 AM


None of your boys had your back?

The dude waited til I went to the bathroom before he jumped me. It was probably just as well, my mates I was with that night wern't exactly the fighting type....
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 12:57:35 PM
The dude waited til I went to the bathroom before he jumped me. It was probably just as well, my mates I was with that night wern't exactly the fighting type....



I thought you could have your own thread for this ;) ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: QuakerOats on January 22, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
oh brother. ;D ::)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:08:09 PM
oh brother. ;D ::)



Nothing against nz but I'd be a little embarrassed if I got beat up by a guy in a yellow see through shirt and a gold chain if ya know what I mean ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: QuakerOats on January 22, 2009, 01:19:06 PM


Nothing against nz but I'd be a little embarrassed if I got beat up by a guy in a yellow see through shirt and a gold chain if ya know what I mean ;)

 ;D
hahahahaa, and then post the pictures on GB for posterity. ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: bigmc on January 22, 2009, 01:23:39 PM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D



you don't weigh any where near 230 nz

Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Butterbean on January 22, 2009, 01:32:29 PM
the bonnet of a car ...

Was it a Quaker car ???





Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:34:17 PM
Was it a Quaker car ???





 ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Fury on January 22, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
What's the bonnet of a car? The hood? We speak A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N here. Not your cockamamie version of English!
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Butterbean on January 22, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
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Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:37:56 PM
What's the bonnet of a car? The hood? We speak A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N here. Not your cockamamie version of English!
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Was that what the girl was wearing when she beat his ass ??? :D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Fury on January 22, 2009, 01:38:05 PM
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That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof? I thought they used horse drawn carriages there and still threw spears at each other.  :o
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof? I thought they used horse drawn carriages there and still threw spears at each other.  :o




Remember the old cartoon of the boxing kangaroo ??? maybe that's what happened to him ???
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Butterbean on January 22, 2009, 01:42:52 PM
That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof?

Those silly kiwis putting hats on their cars!
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Fury on January 22, 2009, 01:44:42 PM
I watched Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations when he was in New Zealand last week. Seemed pretty cool.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: bigmc on January 22, 2009, 01:47:50 PM
Those silly kiwis putting hats on their cars!

can i see your bonnet stella  :P
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
Those silly kiwis putting hats on their cars!



I hope that no one's easter bonnet was ruined :o
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: JasonH on January 22, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
This story cannot be true - the photo has been taken in a room with sunshine streaming through the window - hardly "night club" timing.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: QuakerOats on January 22, 2009, 02:57:29 PM
you don't weigh any where near 230 nz


maybe he's 7'3", Bigmc.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: SS on January 22, 2009, 03:21:34 PM
NZ didn't you get your ass kicked by some school kids at the movie theater not long ago?
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: chaos on January 22, 2009, 05:19:45 PM
you don't weigh any where near 230 nz


Maybe he is 6'14" tall ???

Edit......
LOL, Quaker beat me to it. ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Master Blaster on January 22, 2009, 08:48:37 PM
Those silly kiwis putting hats on their cars!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: kiwiol on January 22, 2009, 09:36:01 PM
STella, Berzerkfury, Clavin and Master Blaster >:(

































































































Back off!!!!
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 23, 2009, 03:27:05 AM
All of you can have a load of this in your face  >:(

(http://www.dentcraft.co.uk/photos/diagram.gif)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 23, 2009, 03:28:37 AM
This story cannot be true - the photo has been taken in a room with sunshine streaming through the window - hardly "night club" timing.

I got home at 10am. I was considered very low priority at the hospital and had to wait hours to get my stitches put in  :(
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 23, 2009, 03:30:50 AM
you don't weigh any where near 230 nz



I guess that makes my 330 bench even more impressive  ;)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
All of you can have a load of this in your face  >:(

(http://www.dentcraft.co.uk/photos/diagram.gif)






You call that a car :-\
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Butterbean on January 23, 2009, 06:18:59 AM


Back off!!!!
;D




All of you can have a load of this in your face  >:(

(http://www.dentcraft.co.uk/photos/diagram.gif)

Kiwi cars have hats AND wings  :o
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 06:31:01 AM
;D




Kiwi cars have hats AND wings  :o



It looks cute,maybe he can fold it up and put it in his man purse ???
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Butterbean on January 23, 2009, 06:32:28 AM


It looks cute,maybe he can fold it up and put it in his man purse ???
It has wings.  I wonder if their cars over there can fly :o



P.S. nzmm, get well soon :)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 06:48:37 AM
It has wings.  I wonder if their cars over there can fly :o



P.S. nzmm, get well soon :)




Don't forget nz weights 230lb.not sure that little car could handle him ;D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: kiwiol on January 23, 2009, 07:31:21 AM
It has wings.  I wonder if their cars over there can fly :o

Not all of them, just the ones made in Cybertron
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: QuakerOats on January 23, 2009, 08:22:42 AM
Not all of them, just the ones made in Cybertron
you're quite the Cyber muscle man yourself, Kiwi Killer.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: bigmc on January 23, 2009, 10:20:37 AM
I guess that makes my 330 bench even more impressive  ;)

yep,

strong as a mother fucker  8)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: JasonH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
I got home at 10am. I was considered very low priority at the hospital and had to wait hours to get my stitches put in  :(

Fair do's. Story accepted.  :)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 24, 2009, 05:33:11 AM
I got home at 10am. I was considered very low priority at the hospital and had to wait hours to get my stitches put in  :(



Here in the states if your not dying you could sit for hours also.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Havenbull on January 24, 2009, 06:56:16 AM
you don't weigh any where near 230 nz



he weighs more than the buck 80 you weigh
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 24, 2009, 06:59:47 AM
he weighs more than the buck 80 you weigh



Whats up stranger :D
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: bigmc on January 24, 2009, 08:38:30 AM
he weighs more than the buck 80 you weigh

 ???

Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: chaos on January 24, 2009, 12:26:10 PM
I've always wanted to know HB, is that a picture of Ponch on the wall there?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259871.0;attach=301130;image)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 24, 2009, 01:36:36 PM
I've always wanted to know HB, is that a picture of Ponch on the wall there?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=259871.0;attach=301130;image)


Tedy Bruschi-LB for the Pats.
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Havenbull on January 24, 2009, 05:16:43 PM
I've always wanted to know HB, is that a picture of Ponch on the wall there?

Not a pic... that was a bar that had a t.v. in wall of each booth
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: Big Mark C on January 24, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
???



you look 9 month preggers in the pic you posted markie :-*
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CQ on January 28, 2009, 08:43:45 PM
I got home at 10am. I was considered very low priority at the hospital and had to wait hours to get my stitches put in  :(

I am very pleased to know you were in pain sorry to hear about this, and glad to know you are okay ;)
Title: Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
Post by: CalvinH on January 30, 2009, 05:46:52 AM
I am very pleased to know you were in pain sorry to hear about this, and glad to know you are okay ;)



Haha :)