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« on: January 19, 2009, 02:44:49 AM »
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 06:08:03 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2009, 02:44:49 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D

admit it, you slipped in the bathroom and hit your face on the sink.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 07:42:22 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2009, 02:44:49 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D







I hope you were able to get your shirt dry cleaned.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 01:02:32 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 20, 2009, 07:42:22 AM




I hope you were able to get your shirt dry cleaned.
Fock that!......hang it up on the wall.

It's a great conversation piece.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 11:49:33 AM »
Quote from: SS on January 20, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
Fock that!......hang it up on the wall.

It's a great conversation piece.




Yellow see through ???
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 03:19:18 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 21, 2009, 11:49:33 AM



Yellow see through ???
No wonder he got beat up.
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM »
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 01:30:16 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X

wow man, you are pretty hardcore...
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 05:13:22 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X
No pics = no truth.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 07:07:38 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM
Are you dudes saying that I hands thrown at me because I have great style?

Apparently I was shagging some dudes girlfriend and he happened to be in the club with a few of his mates.... The fight spilled out onto the street and this dudes face was meeting the bonnet of a car on a repeat basis... Thats when his mates decided to pin me on the ground, and what does the dude do? Instead of breaking my nose or punching me in the face a few times he tries to bite my ear off  :-\ Took 8 stitches to get it sewn back up. Didn't know I was in a gay bar  :-X



None of your boys had your back?
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 11:35:09 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 07:07:38 AM


None of your boys had your back?

The dude waited til I went to the bathroom before he jumped me. It was probably just as well, my mates I was with that night wern't exactly the fighting type....
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 12:57:35 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 11:35:09 AM
The dude waited til I went to the bathroom before he jumped me. It was probably just as well, my mates I was with that night wern't exactly the fighting type....



I thought you could have your own thread for this ;) ;D
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2009, 01:03:39 PM »
oh brother. ;D ::)
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2009, 01:08:09 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on January 22, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
oh brother. ;D ::)



Nothing against nz but I'd be a little embarrassed if I got beat up by a guy in a yellow see through shirt and a gold chain if ya know what I mean ;)

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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 01:19:06 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 22, 2009, 01:08:09 PM


Nothing against nz but I'd be a little embarrassed if I got beat up by a guy in a yellow see through shirt and a gold chain if ya know what I mean ;)

 ;D
hahahahaa, and then post the pictures on GB for posterity. ;D
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2009, 01:23:39 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2009, 02:44:49 AM
Gayer than having a fight at a night club  ;D



you don't weigh any where near 230 nz

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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2009, 01:32:29 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 22, 2009, 12:47:56 AM
the bonnet of a car ...

Was it a Quaker car ???





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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2009, 01:34:17 PM »
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2009, 01:34:53 PM »
What's the bonnet of a car? The hood? We speak A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N here. Not your cockamamie version of English!
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2009, 01:35:55 PM »
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2009, 01:37:56 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 22, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
What's the bonnet of a car? The hood? We speak A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N here. Not your cockamamie version of English!
Quote from: STella on January 22, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
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Was that what the girl was wearing when she beat his ass ??? :D
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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2009, 01:38:05 PM »
Quote from: STella on January 22, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
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That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof? I thought they used horse drawn carriages there and still threw spears at each other.  :o
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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2009, 01:40:49 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 22, 2009, 01:38:05 PM
That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof? I thought they used horse drawn carriages there and still threw spears at each other.  :o




Remember the old cartoon of the boxing kangaroo ??? maybe that's what happened to him ???
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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2009, 01:42:52 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 22, 2009, 01:38:05 PM
That's what I was picturing when I read it. Do New Zealand cars come with those on the hood or roof?

Those silly kiwis putting hats on their cars!
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Re: nzmusclemonster gets his ass kicked
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2009, 01:44:42 PM »
I watched Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations when he was in New Zealand last week. Seemed pretty cool.
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