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Title: A true getbig story
Post by: calfzilla on January 22, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
So today around 5:30pm I decided to go eat at an all you can buffet in order to carb load thus ensuring optimum glycogen stores to fuel my brutal workout yet to come.  Everything started out fine, I paid the cashier and headed to the drink station first and grabbed my water and milk.  I then made my way to the line well kind of, I just cut in front of the fat asses and people who look like they can't beat me up.  I filled my plate with lean cuts of chicken, vegetables, complex carbs and healthy fats then on my way to my table I scoffed at the people at the desert bar for I was certain they would never achieve anywhere near the level of muscularity that I posess eating that nutrient void garbage.  Finally I was at my table to enjoy my meal when I noticed a few tables away a rather fat woman, morbidly obese to be precise, eating a copious amount of food by herself while talking on her cell phone!  The entire evening she was on her cell phone discussing the mundane and unimportant aspects of her shallow existence which I found extremely rude and distracting.  I must say my getbig brothers I am worried that due to my distress caused by this mammoth woman I fear that I might not have taken in all the RDA of vitamins and minerals for that meal and even worse I am afraid I did not achieve the proper macro nutrient ratios of carbs, protein and fat.  With any luck at all my superior physique will not suffer too much and I will able to put this experince behind me and get my much needed 9.25 hours of undisturbed sleep tonight.  Hopefully nothing like this ever happens to you.   
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: chaos on January 22, 2009, 08:32:20 PM
Didn't read your novel but your lack of pics indicates a bullshit story.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: Hunter86 on January 22, 2009, 08:33:09 PM
I can't go to all you can eat buffets, I see all the fat fucks and lose my apetite.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: Jizzacked on January 22, 2009, 08:35:21 PM
great story bro
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: McFarland on January 22, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
Didn't read your novel but your lack of pics indicates a bullshit story.


LOL
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: Go 4 It on January 22, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
Dude the best thing about buffets is the desert! I hit up a buffet atleast once a week and it's a good time. I even have my own stategies on how to maximize my eating quantity!
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: Disgusted on January 22, 2009, 08:44:11 PM
Suicide is always an option.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: DeketheCreep on January 22, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
Suicide is always an option.
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Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 06:00:21 AM
Didn't read your novel but your lack of pics indicates a bullshit story.



x2
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: D-bol on January 23, 2009, 06:08:36 AM
So today around 5:30pm I decided to go eat at an all you can buffet in order to carb load thus ensuring optimum glycogen stores to fuel my brutal workout yet to come.  Everything started out fine, I paid the cashier and headed to the drink station first and grabbed my water and milk.  I then made my way to the line well kind of, I just cut in front of the fat asses and people who look like they can't beat me up.  I filled my plate with lean cuts of chicken, vegetables, complex carbs and healthy fats then on my way to my table I scoffed at the people at the desert bar for I was certain they would never achieve anywhere near the level of muscularity that I posess eating that nutrient void garbage.  Finally I was at my table to enjoy my meal when I noticed a few tables away a rather fat woman, morbidly obese to be precise, eating a copious amount of food by herself while talking on her cell phone!  The entire evening she was on her cell phone discussing the mundane and unimportant aspects of her shallow existence which I found extremely rude and distracting.  I must say my getbig brothers I am worried that due to my distress caused by this mammoth woman I fear that I might not have taken in all the RDA of vitamins and minerals for that meal and even worse I am afraid I did not achieve the proper macro nutrient ratios of carbs, protein and fat.  With any luck at all my superior physique will not suffer too much and I will able to put this experince behind me and get my much needed 9.25 hours of undisturbed sleep tonight.  Hopefully nothing like this ever happens to you.   

Another epic story from a 15 year old 125 pound internet addict who has no social life and no genes to train well.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2009, 06:21:54 AM
Fat people at buffets worry me. I'm always worried they're gonna eat everything and end up consuming more than usual.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 06:46:55 AM
Fat people at buffets worry me. I'm always worried they're gonna eat everything and end up consuming more than usual.



I cut them in line so I'm sure I can get some food.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2009, 09:13:27 AM


I cut them in line so I'm sure I can get some food.

A few years ago I'm with the kids at an all you can eat chinese place on a sunday. On sundays they have all you can eat crab legs. There were no crab legs to be had and we're sitting down and my middle daughter (who is legitimately more annoying than me) notices this fat kid with crab piled on her plate and states loudly "so that's where all the crab legs went!", LOL!
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: CalvinH on January 23, 2009, 09:50:58 AM
A few years ago I'm with the kids at an all you can eat chinese place on a sunday. On sundays they have all you can eat crab legs. There were no crab legs to be had and we're sitting down and my middle daughter (who is legitimately more annoying than me) notices this fat kid with crab piled on her plate and states loudly "so that's where all the crab legs went!", LOL!



Was she too young to know better ???
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: tommywishbone on January 23, 2009, 10:00:26 AM
No paragraphs, no read.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: linden on January 23, 2009, 10:13:28 AM
A few years ago I'm with the kids at an all you can eat chinese place on a sunday. On sundays they have all you can eat crab legs. There were no crab legs to be had and we're sitting down and my middle daughter (who is legitimately more annoying than me) notices this fat kid with crab piled on her plate and states loudly "so that's where all the crab legs went!", LOL!

i would high five my kid i am very fat prejudice
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 23, 2009, 10:18:47 AM
I nodded off twice in the first two sentences...could someone summarize for me?
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: drkaje on January 23, 2009, 10:29:41 AM
i would high five my kid i am very fat prejudice

Laughed my black ass off.

Tried the whole "be a good human being and don't encourage bad behavior" thing but failed miserably.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: tommywishbone on January 23, 2009, 10:30:18 AM
I nodded off twice in the first two sentences...could someone summarize for me?

Cliffs:

Fat kid eats too much.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 23, 2009, 10:38:20 AM
Cliffs:

Fat kid eats too much.

Thanks.  I just got tired looking at the post.
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: McFarland on January 23, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
"True Getbig story?"  Sounds like an oxymoron to me!   ;D
Title: Re: A true getbig story
Post by: Bobby on January 23, 2009, 12:03:37 PM
I know this story is bullshit, you know why? he said a fat woman was on the phone during the entire time. IMPOSSIBLE! the visit to the buffet was the highlight of the day, she spent every minute focusing on the food ;D