So today around 5:30pm I decided to go eat at an all you can buffet in order to carb load thus ensuring optimum glycogen stores to fuel my brutal workout yet to come. Everything started out fine, I paid the cashier and headed to the drink station first and grabbed my water and milk. I then made my way to the line well kind of, I just cut in front of the fat asses and people who look like they can't beat me up. I filled my plate with lean cuts of chicken, vegetables, complex carbs and healthy fats then on my way to my table I scoffed at the people at the desert bar for I was certain they would never achieve anywhere near the level of muscularity that I posess eating that nutrient void garbage. Finally I was at my table to enjoy my meal when I noticed a few tables away a rather fat woman, morbidly obese to be precise, eating a copious amount of food by herself while talking on her cell phone! The entire evening she was on her cell phone discussing the mundane and unimportant aspects of her shallow existence which I found extremely rude and distracting. I must say my getbig brothers I am worried that due to my distress caused by this mammoth woman I fear that I might not have taken in all the RDA of vitamins and minerals for that meal and even worse I am afraid I did not achieve the proper macro nutrient ratios of carbs, protein and fat. With any luck at all my superior physique will not suffer too much and I will able to put this experince behind me and get my much needed 9.25 hours of undisturbed sleep tonight. Hopefully nothing like this ever happens to you.
