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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
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i always like
hey nice boots wanna fuck
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i always like
hey nice boots wanna fuck
you really are a sad and pathetic girl.
obvious to all that you never get laid.
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you really are a sad and pathetic ####.
obvious to all that you never get laid.
Thats my favorite line also - works every time
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i always like
hey nice boots wanna fuck
Thanks for the 'advices' but I prefer to go with the Borat "Are you prostitute, how much?" p0-)(
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I like this one... "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here." :D
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I like this one... "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here." :D
not a bad one, may have to use this one
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it's not funny to use tired old lines like that. they don't think it's cute, or "ironic" they think it's pathetic.
then again, I am one of the few on this site who genuinely does get laid a lot.
most of you guys think women only come in jpeg form ;D
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Can I touch your belly button
From the inside
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it's not funny to use tired old lines like that. they don't think it's cute, or "ironic" they think it's pathetic.
then again, I am one of the few on this site who genuinely does get laid a lot.
most of you guys think women only come in jpeg form ;D
oh dirtyfarts did someone hurts your feelings sweetie
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Can I touch your belly button
From the inside
your post are worthless without yor picture loser
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Can I touch your belly
hahaha that's actually very original, i give it to ya that.
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oh dirtyfarts did someone hurts your feelings sweetie
talking of lines, I once had a chick snort a line of coke off my cock and i snorted a line out of the crack of her ass.
thats a true story btw.
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Not so much as a pick up line, but more as an ice breaker in the gym, I just look straight at the chick while lifting a heavy dumbell (or barbell) and say, "Damn! Why do they make these things so heavy?" Works every time
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talking of lines, I once had a chick snort a line of coke off my cock and i snorted a line out of the crack of her ass.
thats a true story btw.
must have been a short snort for her
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must have been a short snort for her
more shitty posts from getbigs shittiest poster to date
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What kind of fish are you looking to get? The grey sole looks beautiful today. Fresh. Thats sorta down the line of what I said to Angelina. It didn't work. Maybe I should have used Disgusteds line about the fart?
(http://www.popdarts.com/Images/Female_Celebrities/Angelina_Jolie/images/Angelina_Jolie_061.jpg)
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must have been a short snort for her
ironic you say that as my cock is 2 inches bigger than Grant Michael's.
pm me if you want a pic, it will humble you and make you melt even more but you should see it.
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"hi, I'm from getbig"
slays them every time.
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more shitty posts from getbigs shittiest poster to date
omg take his cock out of your ass for moment
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The fart line works every time but they just kept on runnin. ??? I don't think that Angolina is pretty at all. She has nice eyes though. Oh and her butt is FLAT!!!! :-X
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ironic you say that as my cock is 2 inches
pm me if you want a pic, it will humble you and make you melt even more but you should see it.
lol
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you are hot! what's a rich guy with a huge cock supposed to do to meet someone like you??
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maybe this shit works on bar sluts - which are ok for shits n giggles - but a quality woman is going to fucking think you're pathetic. i'm sure many of you are down with that.
i need you beta males out there to enhance my alpha status
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maybe this shit works on bar sluts - which are ok for shits n giggles - but a quality woman is going to fucking think you're pathetic. i'm sure many of you are down with that.
i need you beta males out there to enhance my alpha status
translation the last pussy I had actually had me Hi mom
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translation the last pussy I had actually had me Hi mom
haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D
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haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D
and your spelling is great
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and your spelling is great
You can still understand it. Hence your 2 second, melting responses ;D
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this one always works
"Hi"
then, somehow, my shirts rips itself off
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this one always works
"Hi"
then, somehow, my shirts rips itself off
deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall
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deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall
well if that doesn't work you can (and I have actually done this)...
......use a fake accent and just retell the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV- just replace Nico with you
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well if that doesn't work you can (and I have actually done this)...
......use a fake accent and just retell the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV- just replace Nico with you
I find asking, "Do you think Dexter deserved to beat Jay in last year's Mr Olympia?" works just as well.
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deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall
You are my victim. I love how I've made some little guy , somewhere out in the ether, all angry and full of rage at the end of a computer terminal ;D
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I find asking, "Do you think Dexter deserved to beat Jay in last year's Mr Olympia" works just as well.
yes that would work for man on man action but we are trying to pick up girls
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yes that would work for man on man action but we are trying to pick up girls
Dammit! Be more clear with your stupid threads next time >:(
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ok sorry
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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;D
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"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
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"I just got a puppy, but I haven't named him yet. What do you think I should call him?"
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If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways. ;)
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"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
you were also watching the comedy central marathon today? ;)
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'Get to work on my cock now you fucking slut.'
if they are interested in you it will work.
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you were also watching the comedy central marathon today? ;)
Bingo! I knew someone would pick up on it ;D
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"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
hahaha ;D
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Is heaven missing an angel?, cause' you've got nice cans!
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"You're a ugly fuck, but in the Squadfather would say I do you anyway"
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Oldie but goodie: Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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usually the best line is
"you wanna dance" seriously if she says yes you can bring some other punchlines
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If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways. ;)
most girls, even if they were out looking for a good fuck, wouldnt respond to that. just bullshit a litttle while, ask them soemthings about themselves, be yourself, say soemthing funny if you have somethin funny to say, dont tyr to hard... after a little while wait for good body laguage...... then strike.
simple communicationn skills..... no need for 'lines' or any tricky stuff.
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if she smiles at you when you look at her,that's a good start
just to let you homos know
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;D ;D ;D
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haha is that andy milonakis?
btw swede you should go out more dude,you're on getbig 24/7 ;D
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haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D
yes..lol
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haha is that andy milonakis?
btw swede you should go out more dude,you're on getbig 24/7 ;D
Haha noo.
Well I dont dont hanging out on weekdays and I dont have a job so ;D
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Me: Hey baby, Back to my place for sex and pizza.
Her: ::) >:(
Me: Whats the matter, you don't like pizza ;D ;D
Her: :o :-*
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how about dinner and a movie?
by dinner i mean sex
and by movie i meant i would be video taping it.
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Me: Hey stud, Back to my place for sex and pizza.
Him: ::) >:(
Me: Whats the matter, you don't like skinny bottoms ;D ;D
Him: :o :-*
fixed.
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"You like ape?"
"yeah they're cute."
"Oh I meant rape!"
BAAAAm
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fuck me if i'm wrong.....but is ur name jeezelda?
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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
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Our resident pimp Quickerblade needs to post on this thread. We all could use his advice.
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Actual line that a friend of mine heard a guy try to use at a bar...
"Hows about me and you go in halves on a baby?"
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"I have business ventures In Dubai,India"
"Don't you think that it was a good omen that it was a sunny day when Obama was elected?"
...oh wait I thought this was a thread about picking up Will Harris :-\
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only dorks use special fancy lines. to be yourself is enough. and just say hi beautyfull hows it going?
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"I'm normal the other 4 wife's were nuts"
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"My love for you is like diarreha, i just cant hold it in"
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paying the bitch is another option ;D
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If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways. ;)
I want to fuck you please post more pics
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I want to fuck you please post more pics
he is not into whites
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Years ago, when I worked at K-Mart (I was in high school so it wasn't a "loser" job since most kids my age were flipping burgers if they worked at all)...I was going to break, and I saw this cute girl. I walked up and asked her, "Could I show you some of our bras?" She kind of smiled and said, "No thanks." I then asked, "Well then, could you show me some of yours?" She laughed and we chatted for a while. We ended up going out a couple times.
I wouldn't try that on the job these days, of course, but 1985 was a different world.
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Years ago, when I worked at K-Mart (I was in high school so it wasn't a "loser" job since most kids my age were flipping burgers if they worked at all)...I was going to break, and I saw this cute girl. I walked up and asked her, "Could I show you some of our bras?" She kind of smiled and said, "No thanks." I then asked, "Well then, could you show me some of yours?" She laughed and we chatted for a while. We ended up going out a couple times.
I wouldn't try that on the job these days, of course, but 1985 was a different world.
Maybe women felt more secure with 8ft wide shoulderpads and 50 moralistic sitcoms to choose from.
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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
best line ever :D
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Not exactly a line but still worth a try
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I can imagine what some of the losers on here say to pick up on chicks. Like Praxis, Kiwiahole, ASsholelick, slacker and others. All they have going for them is that they are internet trolls and act big on here. I can see it now
Pathetic Getbigger: "hey babe I post on Getbig and act tough, too bad no one knows in real life how much of a loser I am. You wanna go out?"
Babe: But you are skinny and don't even lift weights. Why do you go on a forum that you don't belong in"
Pathetic Getbigger: "Because I pretend I am tough and I can type. No one needs to know I am really a pathetic loser" I can even get this fat guy to react to me. I am so proud of that. That is my best accomplishment so far in my life.
Babe: walks away (thats in real life)
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They felt more secure because America had a real president.
oh brother...