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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2009, 07:45:21 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D


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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2009, 07:47:29 AM »
haha is that andy milonakis?
btw swede you should go out more dude,you're on getbig 24/7  ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2009, 07:54:33 AM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D


yes..lol
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spinnis

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2009, 07:59:07 AM »
Quote from: ironneck on January 26, 2009, 07:47:29 AM
haha is that andy milonakis?
btw swede you should go out more dude,you're on getbig 24/7  ;D

Haha noo.

Well I dont dont hanging out on weekdays and I dont have a job so  ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2009, 08:03:08 AM »
Me: Hey baby, Back to my place for sex and pizza.

Her: ::) >:(

Me: Whats the matter, you don't like pizza  ;D  ;D

Her:  :o :-*
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2009, 08:04:26 AM »
how about dinner and a movie?

by dinner i mean sex

and by movie i meant i would be video taping it.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2009, 08:05:04 AM »
Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on January 26, 2009, 08:03:08 AM
Me: Hey stud, Back to my place for sex and pizza.

Him: ::) >:(

Me: Whats the matter, you don't like skinny bottoms  ;D  ;D

Him:  :o :-*
fixed.
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spinnis

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2009, 08:05:34 AM »
"You like ape?"

"yeah they're cute."

"Oh I meant rape!"

BAAAAm
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2009, 08:06:59 AM »
fuck me if i'm wrong.....but is ur name jeezelda?
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2009, 08:32:43 AM »
"My name is George.  I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #60 on: January 26, 2009, 09:34:27 AM »
Our resident pimp Quickerblade needs to post on this thread.  We all could use his advice.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #61 on: January 26, 2009, 09:38:41 AM »
Actual line that a friend of mine heard a guy try to use at a bar...


"Hows about me and you go in halves on a baby?"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #62 on: January 26, 2009, 09:51:02 AM »
"I have business ventures In Dubai,India"

"Don't you think that it was a good omen that it was a sunny day when Obama was elected?"





...oh wait I thought this was a thread about picking up Will Harris :-\
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »
only dorks use special fancy lines. to be yourself is enough. and just say hi beautyfull hows it going?
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2009, 10:13:25 AM »
"I'm normal the other 4 wife's were nuts"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2009, 10:48:29 AM »
"My love for you is like diarreha, i just cant hold it in"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2009, 11:13:29 AM »
paying the bitch is another option  ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2009, 12:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Soundness on January 25, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways.  ;)
I want to fuck you  please post more pics
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2009, 12:56:09 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 26, 2009, 12:20:05 PM
I want to fuck you  please post more pics


he is not into whites
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2009, 03:39:25 PM »
Years ago, when I worked at K-Mart (I was in high school so it wasn't a "loser" job since most kids my age were flipping burgers if they worked at all)...I was going to break, and I saw this cute girl.  I walked up and asked her, "Could I show you some of our bras?"  She kind of smiled and said, "No thanks."  I then asked, "Well then, could you show me some of yours?"  She laughed and we chatted for a while.  We ended up going out a couple times. 

I wouldn't try that on the job these days, of course, but 1985 was a different world.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 26, 2009, 03:39:25 PM
Years ago, when I worked at K-Mart (I was in high school so it wasn't a "loser" job since most kids my age were flipping burgers if they worked at all)...I was going to break, and I saw this cute girl.  I walked up and asked her, "Could I show you some of our bras?"  She kind of smiled and said, "No thanks."  I then asked, "Well then, could you show me some of yours?"  She laughed and we chatted for a while.  We ended up going out a couple times. 

I wouldn't try that on the job these days, of course, but 1985 was a different world.

Maybe women felt more secure with 8ft wide shoulderpads and 50 moralistic sitcoms to choose from.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2009, 05:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on January 26, 2009, 08:32:43 AM
"My name is George.  I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

best line ever :D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2009, 09:01:31 PM »
Not exactly a line but still worth a try

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2009, 10:25:11 PM »
I can imagine what some of the losers on here say to pick up on chicks.  Like Praxis, Kiwiahole, ASsholelick, slacker and others.  All they have going for them is that they are internet trolls and act big on here.  I can see it now

Pathetic Getbigger:  "hey babe I post on Getbig and act tough, too bad no one knows in real life how much of a loser I am.  You wanna go out?"
Babe: But you are skinny and don't even lift weights.  Why do you go on a forum that you don't belong in"
Pathetic Getbigger: "Because I pretend I am tough and I can type.  No one needs to know I am really a pathetic loser"  I can even get this fat guy to react to me.  I am so proud of that.  That is my best accomplishment so far in my life.
Babe: walks away (thats in real life)
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2009, 10:03:07 AM »
Quote from: The Mighty Alvin on January 26, 2009, 04:31:47 PM
They felt more secure because America had a real president.

oh brother...
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