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best lines to use on on a bitch
« on: January 25, 2009, 06:25:38 PM »
i always like

hey nice boots  wanna fuck
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DeltsaForce

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 06:28:15 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
i always like

hey nice boots  wanna fuck

you really are a sad and pathetic girl.
obvious to all that you never get laid.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 06:29:14 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:28:15 PM
you really are a sad and pathetic ####.
obvious to all that you never get laid.

Thats my favorite line also - works every time
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 06:30:17 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
i always like

hey nice boots  wanna fuck

Thanks for the 'advices' but I prefer to go with the Borat "Are you prostitute, how much?" p0-)(
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 06:30:27 PM »
I like this one... "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here."  :D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 06:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on January 25, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
I like this one... "Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here."  :D

not a bad one, may have to use this one
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DeltsaForce

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 06:32:02 PM »
it's not funny to use tired old lines like that. they don't think it's cute, or "ironic" they think it's pathetic.
then again, I am one of the few on this site who genuinely does get laid a lot.
most of you guys think women only come in jpeg form ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 06:32:30 PM »
Can I touch your belly button
From the inside
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slacker

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 06:32:55 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
it's not funny to use tired old lines like that. they don't think it's cute, or "ironic" they think it's pathetic.
then again, I am one of the few on this site who genuinely does get laid a lot.
most of you guys think women only come in jpeg form ;D

oh dirtyfarts did someone hurts your feelings sweetie
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slacker

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 06:33:28 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on January 25, 2009, 06:32:30 PM
Can I touch your belly button
From the inside
your post are worthless without yor picture loser
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2009, 06:37:50 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on January 25, 2009, 06:32:30 PM
Can I touch your belly

hahaha that's actually very original, i give it to ya that.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 06:40:33 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:32:55 PM
oh dirtyfarts did someone hurts your feelings sweetie

talking of lines, I once had a chick snort a line of coke off my cock and i snorted a line out of the crack of her ass.
thats a true story btw.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 06:42:09 PM »
Not so much as a pick up line, but more as an ice breaker in the gym, I just look straight at the chick while lifting a heavy dumbell (or barbell) and say, "Damn! Why do they make these things so heavy?" Works every time
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 06:43:05 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:40:33 PM
talking of lines, I once had a chick snort a line of coke off my cock and i snorted a line out of the crack of her ass.
thats a true story btw.
must have been a short snort for her
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 06:43:37 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
must have been a short snort for her
more shitty posts from getbigs shittiest poster to date
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 06:44:33 PM »
What kind of fish are you looking to get? The grey sole looks beautiful today. Fresh. Thats sorta down the line of what I said to Angelina. It didn't work. Maybe I should have used Disgusteds line about the fart?
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 06:45:39 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
must have been a short snort for her

ironic you say that as my cock is 2 inches bigger than Grant Michael's.
pm me if you want a pic, it will humble you and make you melt even more but you should see it.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 06:45:45 PM »
"hi, I'm from getbig"

slays them every time.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2009, 06:46:01 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on January 25, 2009, 06:43:37 PM
more shitty posts from getbigs shittiest poster to date
omg take his cock out of your ass for  moment
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2009, 06:47:02 PM »
The fart line works every time but they just kept on runnin.  ??? I don't think that Angolina is pretty at all. She has nice eyes though. Oh and her butt is FLAT!!!!  :-X
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slacker

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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2009, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:45:39 PM
ironic you say that as my cock is 2 inches
pm me if you want a pic, it will humble you and make you melt even more but you should see it.
lol
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2009, 06:48:47 PM »
you are hot!  what's a rich guy with a huge cock supposed to do to meet someone like you??
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2009, 06:50:33 PM »
maybe this shit works on bar sluts - which are ok for shits n giggles - but a quality woman is going to fucking think you're pathetic. i'm sure many of you are down with that.
i need you beta males out there to enhance my alpha status
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2009, 06:51:22 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:50:33 PM
maybe this shit works on bar sluts - which are ok for shits n giggles - but a quality woman is going to fucking think you're pathetic. i'm sure many of you are down with that.
i need you beta males out there to enhance my alpha status
translation  the last pussy I had  actually had me   Hi mom
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2009, 06:53:09 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:51:22 PM
translation  the last pussy I had  actually had me   Hi mom

haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D
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