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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: kiwiol on February 02, 2009, 02:26:43 AM
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1) Bodybuilding has an aspect of gayness to it
2) Dorian is better than Ronnie, who is better than Dorian, who is better than Ronnie..... Ad infinitum
3) Anyone and everyone who follows bodybuilding or lifts weights takes it up the ass
4) Bluto likes to post
5) Life is like a twinky - dry and brittle on the outside, but look inwards, for the creamy inside and it's all good
6) Taking a cock up the ass feels like a great deep tissue massage, only, its inside your ass
7) Most of the members of Getbig are floatsam and Chick is a Weider Puppet
8 ) You can't be a natural if your arms are more than 14"
9) Onlyme once sat next to Jonsey from Police Academy at a charity event
10) Bodybuilding is the muscle
Please add to this list as you see fit
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Its my huge honor that I gave a influence to you,sir! ;D 8)
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Its my huge honor that I gave a influence to you,sir! ;D 8)
I needed something metaphysically profound to round off my list and couldn't think of a better one than your (in)famous line :)
You have to post some stuff you've learnt here - funny or serious, doesn't matter
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1. All triceps are epic
2. Karl Kox just cracked one off
3. All getbiggers are millionaires
4. Mudsharks are white chicks that like black guys
5. I'd hit it!
6. If you are a gun carrying middle aged man who smokes, wears denim and robs people you will be idolized here. (Rightfully so)
7. If there are no pics posted it never happened.
8. Jay looks like a fridge
9. It's good to have a hand full of cashews and a fresh t-shirt
10. You can post a pic of the most gorgeous woman in the world but unless she doesn't have at least double D titties getbiggers wont be that interested.
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Kiwiol is a man who knows getbig.....no doubt about it.
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The average getbigger ( me included ) is a former pro athlete, pornostar, karateka, model, owns 2 houses, and drives supped up nissans ;D
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The average getbigger ( me included ) is a former pro athlete, pornostar, karateka, model, owns 2 houses, and drives supped up nissans ;D
Yes for all those, but i drive a Subaru...a soupped up Subaru!!
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They have computers in Romainia :D
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They have computers in Romainia :D
Let's not get carried away people, even if it's just for the sake of being funny. Please continue.
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I learnt a lot from getbig
One thing:
Its trendy to act disinterested in food supplements and favor real food. All the while including them in my daily diet. Tubs of protein may even show up in my physique shots.
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I learnt a lot from getbig
One thing:
Its trendy to act disinterested in food supplements and favor real food. All the while including them in my daily diet. Tubs of protein may even show up in my physique shots.
Ha ha it's like you are looking in my kitchen cabinets.
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Strong or extremely muscular men are the only people to be given respect in this world.
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It's not a sport.
It's all drugs.
It's all beans and rice.
Gay shit goes on at the Mirage.
Bodybuilding is a pagent for schmoes
Romano has the worst response to gear, ever.
Hank Wood is not Luke Wood's brother.
Ronnie should stay retired.
Get Big own's MD's mind.
Marcus Ruhl should comeback.
Trey should enjoy his 20's and not be so obsessed with turning 60.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/28ilvh1.jpg)
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The most effective way to get in touch with aliens from Nibiru is by abusing the shit out of Meth and paint fumes
All gays aren't created equal - some are bears and others are cubs
German shepherds learnt where they stand in the food chain when one of their kind had it's spine broken by the bare hands of Suckmymuscle
If you want to look jacked like Zone Capone, just get in the Brinkzone
There are no gimmicks - just guys who have been lurking for 3+ years, and who know more about Getbig history than most of the regulars themselves
Nasser has movie star good looks
Any post that's longer than 3 lines is a meltdown
Drinking urine is the solution for all of the world's problems
If you get mad, don't get even - get the personal details of the guy who is flaming you
Trey Brewer is natural
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8 ) You can't be a natural if your arms are more than 14"
you would know ;D
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you would know ;D
Even for a Scotch, you are a pretty stubborn bastard ;D
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That no matter what picture you post of yourself, no matter how good you look, someone will always make fun of something in the background.
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- Post proof or your lift claims are bullshit.
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Even for a Scotch, you are a pretty stubborn bastard ;D
:D ;)
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That no matter what picture you post of yourself, no matter how good you look, someone will always make fun of something in the background.
Epic granny furniture, monster stained bathroom mirror, etc etc. ;D
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Epic granny furniture, monster stained bathroom mirror, etc etc. ;D
The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below
(http://myspace-971.vo.llnwd.net/00687/17/92/687922971_l.jpg)
epic Atlas Van Lines Packing Blanket window curtain
Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now :-\
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I learned how you can get a steriod like body and strength with 2 jamaican meals a day, twizlers and oreos....and of course no hormones cause pride and honesty reigns supreme and of course praise da Lord
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The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below
Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now :-\
Classic post! ;D
Not sure Getbig taught me much, but I've had a good time. While we're strolling down memory lane... in the Hulk Hogan's Wife Files for Divorce Thread:
whatcha gonna do when your wife divorces you brother?
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- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day
- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life
- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)
- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown
- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations
- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life
- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet
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The less you know, the more you want to post!?
/great list, kiwi ;D
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- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day
- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life
- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)
- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown
- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations
- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life
- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet
learned thaT gimmicks are very very common
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- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day
- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life
- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)
- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown
- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations
- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life
- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet
You have learnt a lot, young grass hopper.
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1.The Iron sheik fuckin rules and deserves severe respect
2.Its ok to want to fuck miley cyrus
3.99% of pros do g4p
4.Will smith is a racist
5.Asian women are top
6.Dexter is a joke Mr.Olympia
7.Marcus ruhl resembles barney
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I learned not to believe most of the stuff you read in the mags, particularly Flex.
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There are a lot of tiny tits.
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MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!
;D
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That we're all millionaires and live the lavish lifestyle, except Squadfather/QuakerOats who got busted for living in a trailer.
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1. Learn how to pull a "Kegdrainer" in your daily life activities.
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1. Learn how to pull a "Kegdrainer" in your daily life activities.
Hhaha, yes. To claim that the security escorted you out of trouble can always come in handy.
Not to mention being able to lift a 590 pound stone in the nearest backyard!
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Hhaha, yes. To claim that the security escorted you out of trouble can always come in handy.
Not to mention being able to lift a 590 pound stone in the nearest backyard!
hahah its pretty funny and retarded at the same time. ;D
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its easy to snap a german shepards spine with your bare hands :o
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1) Synthol is good or perhaps bad.
2) Any arm over 16" is filled with Synthol.
3) Tater tots are good.
4) Bananas & grapejuice are good.
5) Meth is not good.
5) Every fitness hottie ever, has dated Ron.
6) Cotton candy = egg whites.
That's what I've learned.
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Anyone who has ever gotten lean used steriods
A vein in a woman's forehead means she uses steroids
Angelina Jolie uses steroids
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The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below
Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now :-\
you've rattled off some classics yourself, New Zealand Nostradamous.
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I have learned that if you didn't peak in the 80's by making a name for yourself in a sport which no one follows and never had the privilege of meeting Jonesy from Police Academy before gaining 300 pounds and becoming a recluse your life is basically worthless and you may as well just kill yourself.
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I have learnt that......
70% of people who post on here are Alex23 gimmicks
Candizzle: "anal sex feels like deep tissue massage -- only inside your anus"
you can bash people who look a hundred times better than you on this site
anybody who is not obese is a twink
internet is serious business
you get revenge by finding the personal info of the person who has insulted you and calling their mom to complain
there are gay black men on here who are skinny fat on stage and have boyfriends named -- Queen Vissy
this website can be used for anything but bodybuilding
bodybuilders are to be referred to as -- oiled up men in thongs with ripped glutes
AXA is the most despised person in the history of www
Johnny Falcon is the biggest attention whore in the history of www
avesher is a bipolar bastard -- always on his period -- drama lama
QuakerOats loves fat
Soundness loves piss
Adonis and Jizzball are total douchebags
Earl 1972 loves Levrone
people want mattc to be freed
would I hit it?
if you are a natural you have to look like you don't work out or bullshit
Lee Priest is a double agent
yes these are the type of "fat" women i'm into, hahaha, fuccking fagggot. :D
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I have learned that:
1.- Timeout aint that bad
2.- TooPowerful4u wasnt that powerful
3.- Nick Visicaro impossed the imfamous Mantis pose
4.- Trailerfather is a fat pussy that will never recover
5.- Ron avidan is a great person
6.- The Y board is full of good people, good as in good hearted people
7.- Joeloco is a good person after all
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I have learned that if you didn't peak in the 80's by making a name for yourself in a sport which no one follows and never had the privilege of meeting Jonesy from Police Academy before gaining 300 pounds and becoming a recluse your life is basically worthless and you may as well just kill yourself.
Can't help but to feel sorry for that tubby anymore.
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I have learned that making double posts is usually the sign of a mini-melt.
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1. Alex23 is nearly as big as a pro naturally.
2. Snake bites are beneficial to weight gain
3. Dubai is in India
4. Kyomu is going steady with Paco
5. Musclecenter is an oldfart
6. 275lb preacher curls are possible
7. Micheal Lockett is natural because of a myostatin deficiency.
8. Drugs do not work for everybody (see John Ramano)
9. All bodybuilders can run as fast or faster than olympic sprinters.
10. Bay seems to think everyone is secretly gay
11. Bob Chick has access to bodybuilding.com sales records so you better watch your mouf.
12. Shreaded glutes sounds gay in or outside of the bodybuilding world.
13. Wearing a tapout shirt makes you invulnerable to female attraction.
14. muscletech supplements are 126.54% better than your average supplements.
15. A classic pussy pulling physique is around 145lbs with 8% bodyfat.
16. You can take drugs and be a good christian without having any remorse.
17. Everyone has/had a friend/cousing/relative/aquintance who was bigger, better, stronger, faster than you. (also, they were better than you at some point)
18. The IFBB drug rule is there for "LOOKS"
19. MattT is friends with Ronnie Coleman on Facebook
20. Matt C will never be freed.
21. Your gay if you think this girlie is too thick, I tend to agree.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=234156.0;attach=290393;image)
22. Avoid brushing your teeth while dieting for a competition. This will cut down on unecessary carbs.
23. Licorice is a good muscle builder.
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Dont post pics of Ron dressed like Hitler.
There are no gimmicks just long time lurkers who finally decided to post.
We've all learned waaaaay to much about moose.
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Dont post pics of Ron dressed like Hitler.
There are no gimmicks just long time lurkers who finally decided to post.
We've all learned waaaaay to much about moose.
Not to be a dick, because as long as adults are consenting I say anything goes, but how old was this nephew? I didn't follow that shit too close becasue it was depressing, but if he was being genuinely predatorial we should probably do something about it.
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Not to be a dick, because as long as adults are consenting I say anything goes, but how old was this nephew? I didn't follow that shit too close becasue it was depressing, but if he was being genuinely predatorial we should probably do something about it.
Not sure about the age,maybe high school :-\
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I haven't learned anything.I have progressively gotten dumber evertime I log onto GETBIG.
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most of the people with "big" in their username are anything but big.
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Not sure about the age,maybe high school :-\
Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm not jumping up and down like if the kid was 12 or something. Guess I'm not gonna do shit. :-\ Seedy shit tho.
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you are quite big Dave.
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you are quite big Dave.
you're not exactly small yourself, Holland Hell Raiser.
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you are quite big Dave.
Mars you are the anti-tinytit yourself.
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;D
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Big_Tymer is the easiest member to make meltdown
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=261687.0;attach=302718)
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most of the people with "big" in their username are anything but big.
so we have learned I'm small and not very bright :P
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if you let bob sly into your life and heart, happiness will ensue.
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most of the people with "big" in their username are anything but big.
WTF!?
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1) Bodybuilding has an aspect of gayness to it
did you really need getbig to tell you that?
:-\
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most of the people with "big" in their username are anything but big.
does that go for 'fat' too ;D
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Without pictures to prove,
nothing really happend.
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does that go for 'fat' too ;D
aren't you the pizza doughboy in the 4 button suit ? bushyeyebrows ?
all talk...short on results ?
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aren't you the pizza doughboy in the 4 button suit ? bushyeyebrows ?
all talk...short on results ?
we can't all be as ripped as you on your 3 bowls of soup a week diet. :'(
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most of the people with "big" in their username are anything but big.
People who call bullshit on other people's lift claims will occasionally get owned and will have to apologise. :D
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we can't all be as ripped as you on your 3 bowls of soup a week diet. :'(
:D
you damn right you cannot get to this level hahahaha
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People who call bullshit on other people's lift claims will occasionally get owned and will have to apologise. :D
You made those claims before you hit the sauce, so he really wasn't wrong at the time ;)
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:D
you damn right you cannot get to this level hahahaha
Maybe but the most recently taken picture of yourself that you posted and you looked truly awful. Terrible skinny fat in yellow shorts.
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:D
you damn right you cannot get to this level hahahaha
The semen is strong within the gypsy.
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penoris
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1. All triceps are epic
2. Karl Kox just cracked one off
3. All getbiggers are millionaires
4. Mudsharks are white chicks that like black guys
5. I'd hit it!
6. If you are a gun carrying middle aged man who smokes, wears denim and robs people you will be idolized here. (Rightfully so)
7. If there are no pics posted it never happened.
8. Jay looks like a fridge
9. It's good to have a hand full of cashews and a fresh t-shirt
10. You can post a pic of the most gorgeous woman in the world but unless she doesn't have at least double D titties getbiggers wont be that interested.
then my job here is done
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Maybe but the most recently taken picture of yourself that you posted and you looked truly awful. Terrible skinny fat in yellow shorts.
again ..gimmick ...
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The semen is strong within the gypsy.
only bitches adress someone indirectly ...got something to say ..just ask ..
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does that go for 'fat' too ;D
NO! ::) :D
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NO! ::) :D
ok i'll change my name to smallskinny panda
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i've learned that nothing is what it seems.
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BB fans are are much dumber than the average person.
BB is gayer than ever.
Socially dysfunctional people dwell on GB.
There are more jelous,nasty,poor,half retarded people on GB
than ever.
Basically more losers than winners on GB.
Guys like Goodrum,AJSChaotic,Quaker and more are actually
for real, no joke.
GB is not safe for work.
Comparing between:
A village filled with retarded, disabled pakistani rapists, homos and pedos
A normal western town
GB is a lot more like the Paki town
The unemployment rate is so high on GB that you need to
post proof if you claim to have a job.
I did learn to stay far away from BB comps from GB.
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BB fans are are much dumber than the average person.
BB is gayer than ever.
Socially dysfunctional people dwell on GB.
There are more jelous,nasty,poor,half retarded people on GB
than ever.
Basically more losers than winners on GB.
Guys like Goodrum,AJSChaotic,Quaker and more are actually
for real, no joke.
GB is not safe for work.
Comparing between:
A village filled with retarded, disabled pakistani rapists, homos and pedos
A normal western town
GB is a lot more like the Paki town
The unemployment rate is so high on GB that you need to
post proof if you claim to have a job.
I did learn to stay far away from BB comps from GB.
Haha ok, mr 147 posts "big14".
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this just a thought -- but how about bigripped panda?
ofcourse you are not there yet -- never mind -- fat fits you right now.
i will be changing it to formerfatpanda in 3-4 months ;D
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If you aren't 8% bf with ripped abs you are "fat"
If you are 8% bf you are a "skinny twink"
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Get bitten by a brown recluse spider and you'll automatically gain 250 lbs of fat.
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If you aren't 8% bf with ripped abs you are "fat"
If you are 8% bf you are a "skinny twink"
:D
story of my life
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:D
story of my life
try eating protein seba, you'll be amazed at the results.
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some getbig members went from being Hard cocks to bleeding pussies :(
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some getbig members went from being Hard cocks to bleeding pussies :(
Some of them bottom feeders around here seem to prefer hard cocks over bleeding pussies.
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hmm dunno.. don't think i've learnt anything usefull..
maybe improved english somewhat.. nah, not that either ;D
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Gimmicks use to =the funny here........ now they =unfunny lame scardy cats. :D
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Gimmicks use to =the funny here........ now they =unfunny lame scardy cats. :D
You're quite the unfunny prick yourself, mr twink.
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You're quite the unfunny prick yourself, mr twink.
Looks like I struck a nerve.
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Looks like I struck a nerve.
I just love all the people ragging on supposedly unfunny "gimmicks" when they themselves don't really deliver anything worthy of laughter.
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Looks like I struck a nerve.
are you insinuating that if sucking dick was cheese then "lovemeonkey" would be Wisconsin, SS?
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Haha, looks like I struck a nerve in the fat hypocrite.
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are you insinuating that if sucking dick was cheese then "lovemeonkey" would be Wisconsin, SS?
hahahaha! yes! if eating protein straight from the tap was like playing football....... "lovemonkey" would be the Pittsburgh Steelers ;D
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Looks like I've struck another nerve. :D
Both of you are monster closet cases. Talking cock and homo-related things nonstop all day. Sheeesh
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Looks like I've struck another nerve. :D
Both of you are monster closet cases. Talking cock and homo-related things nonstop all day. Sheeesh
there YOU go again accusing people of talking cock ::)
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Looks like I've struck another nerve. :D
Both of you are monster closet cases. Talking cock and homo-related things nonstop all day. Sheeesh
The only nerve you're touching is the one in your boyfriends ass.
You're just another lame gimmick........have a good day. I'm going to get my free grand slam at Denny's ;D
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The only nerve you're touching is the one in your boyfriends ass.
HAHAHA!
Epic copying my line.
The only nerve you touch is the one located in your boyfriends prostate.
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there YOU go again accusing people of talking cock ::)
haha shut up fatso, what are you even doing on a bodybuilding board?
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ok i'll change my name to smallskinny panda
Nah. Fatpanda fits you just right. LOL! :D
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I've learned that a lot of people will lie about their jobs and the amount of money they make, also I learned that pwned is not a spelling error or owned ;D
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Looks like I've struck another nerve. :D
Both of you are monster closet cases. Talking cock and homo-related things nonstop all day. Sheeesh
SS is good people mirza is a trailer loser he love him some of that trailer maggie loving
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HAHAHA!
Epic copying my line.
Yeah I remembered that from sep of 07 ::)
Keep dreaming junior ;D
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haha shut up fatso, what are you even doing on a bodybuilding board?
::) i know, i should get back to fvcking your mom.
wheres your pic monster ? ::) no thought not.
Nah. Fatpanda fits you just right. LOL! :D
:o epic panda bashing on this thread - wheres that ronnie cycle :D
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diet down.
hi AXA :D
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Derek Anthony has aids.
TooPowerful4u will not recover.
Stay away from people that wear Tapout gear in the gym.
Mosejay will not recover.
Without pictures it did not happen.
There is a turk living in Germany that posts on GB.
Insulin is where it's at.
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1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass
2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else
3) Drugs don't always work
4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about
5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'
6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries
7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"
8) Jesus would totally juice if he were around today
9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...
10) It's all Jeezus' plan
11) Global warming is in our heads
12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera
13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...
14) ALL DRUGS should be legal
15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive
16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate
17) There are no happy marriages
18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes
19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes
20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....
21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)
22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people
23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap
24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows
25) BBers use the WWE measuring system
26) This place is addictive
27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing
28) That Nasser has a "cute penis" :-X
29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand
30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat
31) Shawn Ray loves trannies
32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick
33) Steve Blechman has a beard
34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks
35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent
36) Muscle Memory is my friend
37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture
38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue
39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers
40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name
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Quite a comprehensive list there, Big G.....no doubt about it.
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41) Any chick who'll fuck me is hot
42) Any who turns me down, is a lesbian
43) Things are only gay if I want them to be
44) Putting on a thong while oiled up (for a crowd of gay men), since your teenage years is something to brag about
45) "Gurus" usually look like shit
46) You can lift weights for 50 years and still look like shit
47) Every pro bber looked better 2 weeks out from the pageant
48) ANY and every exercise can be done on a medicine ball (even squats)
49) You can "diet" on McDonald's
50) Peter McGough is not fat
51) Copy and pasting from the web is a getbigger's best friend
52) Chris Cormier has the unlimited cell plan
53) Spell check is difficult to use
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1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass
2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else
3) Drugs don't always work
4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about
5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'
6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries
7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"
8) Jesus would totally juice if he were around today
9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...
10) It's all Jeezus' plan
11) Global warming is in our heads
12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera
13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...
14) ALL DRUGS should be legal
15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive
16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate
17) There are no happy marriages
18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes
19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes
20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....
21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)
22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people
23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap
24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows
25) BBers use the WWE measuring system
26) This place is addictive
27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing
28) That Nasser has a "cute penis" :-X
29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand
30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat
31) Shawn Ray loves trannies
32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick
33) Steve Blechman has a beard
34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks
35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent
36) Muscle Memory is my friend
37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture
38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue
39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers
40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name
:)
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1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass
2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else
3) Drugs don't always work
4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about
5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'
6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries
7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"
8) Jesus would totally juice if he were around today
9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...
10) It's all Jeezus' plan
11) Global warming is in our heads
12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera
13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...
14) ALL DRUGS should be legal
15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive
16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate
17) There are no happy marriages
18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes
19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes
20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....
21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)
22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people
23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap
24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows
25) BBers use the WWE measuring system
26) This place is addictive
27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing
28) That Nasser has a "cute penis" :-X
29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand
30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat
31) Shawn Ray loves trannies
32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick
33) Steve Blechman has a beard
34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks
35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent
36) Muscle Memory is my friend
37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture
38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue
39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers
40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name
41) Any chick who'll fuck me is hot
42) Any who turns me down, is a lesbian
43) Things are only gay if I want them to be
44) Putting on a thong while oiled up (for a crowd of gay men), since your teenage years is something to brag about
45) "Gurus" usually look like shit
46) You can lift weights for 50 years and still look like shit
47) Every pro bber looked better 2 weeks out from the pageant
48) ANY and every exercise can be done on a medicine ball (even squats)
49) You can "diet" on McDonald's
50) Peter McGough is not fat
51) Copy and pasting from the web is a getbigger's best friend
52) Chris Cormier has the unlimited cell plan
53) Spell check is difficult to use
I've learned alot more from these post
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Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig
How not to be such a fucking pussy all the time. ;D
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What I learned on getbig?
1. everyone can bench 4 plates a side for 12 reps easily ::)
2. you need to be 6'5" min to enjoy bbdg and live the healthy lifestyle. God forbid should you be shorter ::)
3. you need to post pics gallore to impress the internet world ::)
4. all shit talkers usually look like shit
5. meltdowns are very common as people take the net a tad too seriously
6. everyone is a certified doctor with regards to gas
7. the letter boards are a glorified version of a kindergarden class at best
8. all pro's take 500mg of test and 200mg of deca. That's all...they swear ::)
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any claim must be accompanied by pics, video with today's USAToday, mariage license, birth certificate and plate analisys ;D
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- Anyone under 250 lb is a twink, anyone over 250 is a permabulker and someone who is 250 lb ripped is a loser who screws his body up for a plastic trophy
- NZMM has more gimmicks than JTsunami has STDs
- If you haven't posted a pic, then you look like shit, period
- If you post a pic, then it will be picked apart till you feel like you look like shit, period
- Chaos might be starring in The hills have eyes 3
- Nasser doesn't care about Getbig, although he WILL have a 9000 word meltdown every couple of months about how he doesn't care about Getbig
- The single guys on here know everything there is to know about women, which is why they are single ???
- Vince Goodrum is a bodybuilder
- The milkman who delivered milk to Cheftim's household could have been the same one who delivered milk to MattC's household
- Musclecenter is an old fart
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I am happy to say that i've learned the "three big" replies.
Either replying / ending a sentence with:
1. "Gayer than ... the day is long / walks in the park/at sunset etc and whatnot"
2. "Hope this helps."
3. "MELTDOWN!"
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Johnny Falcon has also enlightened me about Reptilians and the importance of Jethro Tull-workouts.
Getbig never disappoints.
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Dubai is in India.
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i've learned that I'm, apparently, a gay guy
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Also, i feel the need to add a great sentence-starter.
"Oh Brother, ...."
And who can forget the Monster, Brutal, Epic-expressions?
Epic 11" arms, Monster receding hairline etc and so forth.
Yes, say what you want about these characters, Dave Czech, Jean-Francois Papillon and QuakerFather has inspired us all during the years.
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If you aren't 8% bf with ripped abs you are "fat"
If you are 8% bf you are a "skinny twink"
truer words were never spoken.
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- Anyone under 250 lb is a twink, anyone over 250 is skinny fat big and someone who is 250 lb ripped is a loser who screws his body up for a plastic trophy
- NZMM has more gimmicks than JTsunami has STDs
- If you haven't posted a pic, then you look like shit, period
- If you post a pic, then it will be picked apart till you feel like you look like shit, period
- Chaos might be starring in The hills have eyes 3
- Nasser doesn't care about Getbig, although he WILL have a 9000 word meltdown every couple of months about how he doesn't care about Getbig
- The single guys on here know everything there is to know about women, which is why they are single ???
- Vince Goodrum is a bodybuilder
- The milkman who delivered milk to Cheftim's household could have been the same one who delivered milk to MattC's household
- Musclecenter is an old fart
qft
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-i use the words "epic" everyday.
-i realise i was fat.
-i realise it's all drugz.
-venice beach is a mental asylum.
-chris dufy is trash.
-who is john galt?
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There are a lot of evil people in the world
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Uhm...lots and little...
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If you add "hope this helps" to the end of a post where you pwn someone, Ron will consider the post not to be a flame, and will not delete it.
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- There is a wizard of truth and his name is Nasser El Sonbaty.
- Whenever I see a muslim man on the street I envy his superior arab genetics even though he is fat and ugly
- The movie "Commando" was inspired by the real-life badass man "Alex23".
- When girls ask me what I think a real man looks like I simply reply: "300 lbs. with abs".
- If all asian people were like "musclecenter" the world would be a better place (not kidding here, the man is awesome)
- The Coach obviously hasn't watched the movie "American Beauty". If he did this might lead to a new self-discovery
- superior IQ and intelligence does not necessarily get you laid with women
- I use the phrase "just got off the phone with Nasser" in everyday conversations to boost my celebrity status and to show I am a gangster and badass
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- There is a wizard of truth and his name is Nasser El Sonbaty.
- Whenever I see a muslim man on the street I envy his superior arab genetics even though he is fat and ugly
- The movie "Commando" was inspired by the real-life badass man "Alex23".
- When girls ask me what I think a real man looks like I simply reply: "300 lbs. with abs".
- If all asian people were like "musclecenter" the world would be a better place (not kidding here, the man is awesome)
- The Coach obviously hasn't watched the movie "American Beauty". If he did this might lead to a new self-discovery
- superior IQ and intelligence does not necessarily get you laid with women
- I use the phrase "just got off the phone with Nasser" in everyday conversations to boost my celebrity status and to show I am a gangster and badass
Quoted for truth...
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superior iq is a drawback with women, cos you can see the game they're all playing.
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If, 20 years ago, you have taken a shit in some Hollywood restaurant and Sylvester Stallone happened to have eaten at the same restaurant some days before that, you "have been to a restaurant with Sylvester Stallone" and are a famous celebrity today.
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If, 20 years ago, you have taken a shit in some Hollywood restaurant and Sylvester Stallone happened to have eaten at the same restaurant some days before that, you "have been to a restaurant with Sylvester Stallone" and are a famous celebrity today.
If the shit was Sylvester Stallone's then Onlyme met that shit.
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- There is a wizard of truth and his name is Nasser El Sonbaty.
- Whenever I see a muslim man on the street I envy his superior arab genetics even though he is fat and ugly
- The movie "Commando" was inspired by the real-life badass man "Alex23".
- When girls ask me what I think a real man looks like I simply reply: "300 lbs. with abs".
- If all asian people were like "musclecenter" the world would be a better place (not kidding here, the man is awesome)
- The Coach obviously hasn't watched the movie "American Beauty". If he did this might lead to a new self-discovery
- superior IQ and intelligence does not necessarily get you laid with women
- I use the phrase "just got off the phone with Nasser" in everyday conversations to boost my celebrity status and to show I am a gangster and badass
;D
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i will be changing it to formerfatpanda in 3-4 months ;D
Bump
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Bump
;D
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;D
Technically, he is correct - he should be called Obesepanda now
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Technically, he is correct - he should be called Obesepanda now
Oh you think he could go from obesepanda to fatpanda?
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Oh you think he could go from obesepanda to fatpanda?
DK, with enough chunky Kit Kats and liberal sprinkling of hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahaha in posts, anything is possible...
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Submissive bottom
Musclebear
Soiled thong
Schmoe squat
PTPS
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Exorcism from BDB. 8)
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Exorcism from BDB. 8)
;D
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Exorcism from BDB. 8)
circumcision from aaron swings4men
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circumcision from aaron swings4men
LOL
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Technically, he is correct - he should be called Obesepanda now
;D, just some technical difficulties, that is all.
all systems are go now 8)
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Most pics posted on GetBig Are not Lee Priest.
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PIP = pose in peace, Which is a greater form of respect that RIP
Type the words Vince Goodrum and a beacon signal is sent to Basille and Keith to post in under 10 seconds
Wearing a pink sparkly thong and showing it in a parking lot for money is not gay as long as you are hitting a most muscular pose.
Bottom twink is anyone under 200lbs
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;D, just some technical difficulties, that is all.
all systems are go now 8)
If / when you do it, I'll be one of the first people to give you props.
I just like busting balls for a laugh (no homo) :-X
Anyway, check out the 'Question for Suckmymuscle' thread in the 1st page of the G&O - right up your alley.
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I now use PTPS several times per day in regular conversation - and you'd be surprised how often it works!
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I now use PTPS several times per day in regular conversation - and you'd be surprised how often it works!
lol
Bump
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Dorian was a pussy, who lifted light ::)
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lol
Bump
:) :) :)
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I don't usually bump old threads, but this one is EPIC and has more potential.
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Drugs ... the finishing touch.
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Getbiggers never leave the forum. At most, they return with a gimmick account.
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In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud" Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes. There is much valuable information including:
A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.
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In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud" Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes. There is much valuable information including:
A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.
- Don't get married
- Don't have kids
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Legit kigs are coming.
(https://i.imgflip.com/17rp0l.jpg)
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It's only gay if you make eye contact
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Girls and sons.................... .
I don`t take kindly to...................... ..
You`re on my stab list.............
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In the last week I learned that a prolapsed anus is referred to as a "rosebud" Abhorrent, but it got me thinking about all of the things I have learned here, not just about the ice machine at the mirage, the latest in O'Hearn wig wear, or the true origin of various tribes. There is much valuable information including:
A calorie is a calorie
Midlife crises can occur at age 51
Politics is related to bodybuilding because both are steeped in lies
People keep pictures of their "friends" who were in the USAs more than 30 years ago
Some men for some reason claim to like women with great big asses.
Whe you said prolapsed anus I seriously thought you meant True Adonis.
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Whe you said prolapsed anus I seriously thought you meant True Adonis.
Hahaha. Also, I have to say that my life is all the more rich from having read girls and sons at least a hundred times.
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That I finally found someone more angry with life than I ever was: Fortress.
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Peach cobbler is anabolic.
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Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
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Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
This just made my fucking day, truly laughing my ass off and Ive had bloody anus many times.
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Getbiggers never leave the forum. At most, they return with a gimmick account.
Some more obvious than others
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=425979.0
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keep posting on Getbig consistently year after year. Learn all the tips and tricks for life that is offered. In the end, it will pay off and you will be driving expensive BMW's like Sev and Shizzo.
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I have learned from Getbig that you can have anorexia and bigorexia at the same time.
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I have learned from Getbig that you can have anorexia and bigorexia at the same time.
you can also have agoraphobia and enjoy going to the beach
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You can have a scalp which blinds others with its glare and yet NOT be bald.
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Did anyone add you can be on Doctor prescribed TRT at 500mg a week and still be drug free?
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You can be arrested for beating multiple women and not see any jail time.
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Did anyone add you can be on Doctor prescribed TRT at 500mg a week and still be drug free?
Also, struggling to get out of contest shape.
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Don’t fight with Goodrum.
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I`ve learned to spell the word learned as opposed to "learnt". :D
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Also, struggling to get out of contest shape.
This is a common problem for most pros. Once you're in contest shape it's a near death experience trying to get your body back to normal.
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This is a common problem for most pros. Once you're in contest shape it's a near death experience trying to get your body back to normal.
I have also had this conundrum happen to me.....very very frustrating. "D
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You can be arrested for beating multiple women and not see any jail time.
$$$$
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I know Im only one click away from potentially finding the stupidest bastard in the world.
Just when you think its happened someone else signs up